(Ash, Misty, and Brock standing on a boat looking about into the horizon at the new region they are heading to.)
Ash: YEAH! HERE WE GO ON ANOTHER ADENTURE! RIGHT PIKACHU?
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!
Mist: I BET THERE ARE A LOT OF WATER POKEMON THERE!
Ash: What's wrong Brock?
Brock: Oh nothing, nothing…besides the fact that I'm tired of all this bull shit!
Misty: Brock, you can't use that language, this is a kid's show!
Brock: Like I give a fuck! The kids are too damn old to be watching this shit. I mean seriously, how long have we been "traveling the world"? Since like 1990 something, and Ash still isn't a pokemon master? I mean seriously, shouldn't he be like in his 20's?
Ash: Whoa Brock, calm down, hmm maybe once we get to this new region and I start getting badges, maybe then you'll calm down.
Brock:….Are you even listening to me? I don't want to watch you win badges anymore. Its bullshit. I mean, you get to collect badges and participate in the Pokemon league and lose everytime, Misty is a gym leader, and I'm an ex gym leader who wants to become a Pokemon Breeder…do you know what's that short for?
Ash & Misty: What?
Brock: A HAIRSTYLIST THAT GETS TO SIT AROUND AND WATCH POKEMON FUCK ALL DAY!
Ash: Oh come on Brock it isn't that bad.
Brock: oh yes it is, just when I think we're done, there's always some region which we never even hear d about that pops up. Who is pulling this stuff out of their ass? You wanna know the typical day for me after we finally finished exploring a new region?
(Insert flashback here)
Brock walks into his home exhausted from the shitty adventure he has just returned from. He greets his brothers and sisters and heads for his room. He lays down and right when he is about to fall asleep the phone rings.
Ash: Brock it's me, Ash!
Brock: Oh joy. What do you want? I'm trying to get some sleep.
Ash: Guess what? There's another region with all new pokemon, which means I get to collect more badges.
Ash: Come on Brock, you act like I have all the fun. You guys do stuff too.
Brock: You mean besides fuck behind your back when you're not looking.
Brock: And another thing, these pokemon have the power to shoot electricity and razor blade leafs out of their ass. Some can even control time and space. How in the hell are they not ruling the world? And the parents, just let their 10 year old kids out into the world.
Misty: Brock you need to stop, you're getting out of hand.
Brock: And Misty! Why are you here? You got kicked off the show after Johto. Now we travel with a 10 year old girl that gets replaced after every two regions.
Misty vanishes and a ten year old girl appears.
Girl: Hi, my name is April!
Ash: Hi April, I'm Ash from Pallet Town. I want to be a pokemon master!
April: Hi Ash, I from some stupid named town, and I want to be a Pokemon Coordinator because the creators of t his show lack any creativity.
Ash: Cool, this is Brock, he wants to be a Pokemon Breeder!
April: Oh…I get it…he plays for the OTHER team, right?
Brock: I'm out of here…
Brock jumps off ship, but does not hit water, instead he lands on something blubbery.
Ash: Wow Brock, you sure are lucky! That Wailmer just saved your life. I think he's going to take to the shore with us. We get to go on another adventure! I'll be the world's greatest Pokemon Master!
April: I'll be the world's greatest Pokemon Coordinator!
Brock: God damn it….