Link was standing out in the middle of an empty field. He looked to see that nobody was around. Once he knew that the area was empty, he transformed into his wolf form, and Midna appeared on him. "Damn woman," Wolf Link shouted, "I'm hungry for some fried chicken." "What's fried chicken?" questioned Midna. Link then stared at Midna for a couple seconds, with an awkward look on his face that made him kinda look like he wanted to take a huge dump. He knocked Midna off of his back, chewed off her head, and ate her brains.

DA END.