"This really isn't funny, Much."
"You are dangling wrong-side-up from a tree by one leg, caught in a trap that you made, placed, and set yourself. Tell me how this isn't funny!"
"It isn't funny because my leg's falling asleep and the blood's all rushing to my head!"
"You know what? I think it's because you don't want anyone else to see you up there."
"You mean like me?"
"That, mate, is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time."
"Come on, cut me down."
"Should we, Allan?"
"No, Much, I've got a better idea...Dja-aq!"