Disclaimer: Look at the friggin' top of this Sitepage. It reads "FANfiction"!

Snake was smoking a cigarette.

"It's not a cigarette,it's a cigar!"

Whatever.

Bob hauk: Plissken, What's that sound I hear? Are you smoking a cigarette?

Snake: It's not a-

Cabbie: Snake, a cigarette? Really?

Snake:…

IT'S A FUCKING CIGAR!

Since then, we never heard of the author,bob hauk or cabbie.