A/N: I actually wrote this, like, a month and a half ago for the Durarara! kink meme and just didn't post it here, and I don't know why. The prompt was "I want to glaze you like a danish." …This is the product. O.o
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Mikado's toes curled as Kida's fingers twisted inside him, the hand on his cock stroking teasingly slow. If Kida didn't get on with it, he was going to come. It was too much.
Kida leaned over him; hot breath ghosted over his ear, sending shivers through Mikado's body. Moist lips sucking that spot right behind his ear, and oh God, he was so close so close so close—
"I wanna glaze you like a danish," Kida breathed hotly.
"I want. To glaze you. Like a danish."
"I-I don't even know what that—"
"You know, Mikado." Kida swiped his thumb over the tip of Mikado's cock. "Butter your muffin. Fill you up like a cream-filled doughnut."
Mikado blinked. Was this… was this supposed to be sexy? "Please don't ever, ever say anything like that ever again."
Kida pouted. "Mikado is such a prude~! Someday you'll loosen up enough that you won't get embarrassed so easily!"
Mikado was fairly certain this had little to do with embarrassment.
Well, he thought, looking down at the formerly erect length between his legs, at least I'm no longer in danger of coming too soon…