Digimon lolz. By AlternateDigimon and Arden.

This is written entirely for the lolz and your reading pleasure by me…

Don't forget me!

Oh yes, and my best friend Arden

Because Kat and Craig have exams to revise for

Shoot, speaking of which, so do I! Damn, a maths G.C.S.E this Friday! No! Arden take over for a second whilst I go panic!

Anyways, that was Storm a.k.a, AlternateDigimon and I am Arden, one of her best mates. Sometimes, the story might get hijacked by the rest of the group so if something doesn't quite fit in, don't be surprised!

I'm back!

And I'm typing.

It's my computer


Net book. Now give me the darn thing!


Yes, so that's Arden and I'm Storm and we're going to be writing

With the occasional help of our friends

And your help too!

Oh yeh!

A Digimon Fanfic which, as I said

As she said

Is entirely ftl's! Nothing is going to make sense and everything will


Be funny!

Unless Storm's psycho boyfriend sticks his nose in

He's not a psycho, he's just confused, and anyway, enough about him, we have a story to write!

That we do!

So, here it is. Enjoy!

And review. Its my first time!

And if you have any suggestions of what you want the characters

From any series! Good or evil

Uhhu, any ideas, PM me or stick them in your review

So, I'm going to get this show on the road and every odd chapter from now on will have been written by me!

I'm Storm by the way, the owner of this account.

So, we are going to start with every character from Digimon sitting in a (rather large) circle in the middle of a field (don't ask, it was the first thing that popped into my head. It is also the view from my window) and in the middle of this field there is an empty coca cola bottle.

-Well, is anyone going to do anything or are we just going to sit here like lemons all day? Piedmon asks.

The (good) humans glance round at each other and then Yoeli grins.

-I know what we can do! She exclaims as she gets to her feet and walks into the middle of the circle. She picks up the bottle and glances round at everyone. Who's up for a game of spin the bottle, truth, dare, double dare, kiss, cuddle or marry?

Some of the more mature people groaned but others like Davis, Jeri, Marcus, Tommy, Taiki and Tai grinned at the purple haired girl and began an argument with some people like Rika who was protesting loudly.

-If you dare try to make me partake in such a childish and pointless activity, I shall simply destroy you. Myotismon growled.

-With what? Your attacks have been suspended remember? Kari pointed out with a gleeful smirk.

(Oh yeh, I forgot to mention that so no one can get seriously hurt in this Fic, the Digimon are wearing unbreakable bands which temporarily stops their ability to attack each other)

-If we're going to play, can we start before my beard gets any longer? Gennai asked.

-Who's going to spin the bottle? Tai asked

-I think we should take it in turns. Yoshiko replied.

-I want to spin first! Impmon piped up.

Before anyone could protest, the little purple and red Digimon had scampered up to the bottle and had took it in his hand.

-Let's see who's first! Impmon laughed and then span the bottle.

It span eighteen time before finally settling on Daemon.

-Daemon! Everyone laughed.

-Ok, truth, dare, double dare, kiss, cuddle or marry? Yoeli asked him with a grin.

The cloaked Digimon cocked his head to the side.

-Please enlighten me as to what they all mean.

Yoeli grinned and got to her feet again and made her way to the centre of the circle.

-Ok. Truth! One person asks you something they have always wanted to know about you and you must answer them with the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth or there will be consequences if we know it is an obvious lie! Dare. Someone tells you to do something outrageous, and you do it, or again, there shall be a consequence. Double dare, the bottle is spun again and the person it lands on must complete a dare with you! Kiss, now that is self-explanatory but it must be on the lips lasting at least three seconds. Cuddle, again, exactly what it says on the tin? Marry, white dress and garter compulsory.

-Oh great. Daemon muttered.

-So Dae, truth, dare, double dare, kiss, cuddle or marry? Lilithmon asked him with a smirk.

Under his hood, Daemon bit his lip and then grinned.

-Ok, lets get this show on the road. I choose double dare!

Yoeli cheered and then grinned at Impmon.

-Spin that bottle again! She told him.

Impmon nodded his head and gave the bottle another spin.

It landed on the Digimon Emperor.

-Oh no, you are actually kidding me… the boy muttered as he folded his arms across his chest.

-Ok, they need a dare! Yoeli laughed.

-Wait! What if they refuse to do it? Akari asked.

-Yeh Yoeli, what's the forfeit for not doing something or telling a lie? Guilmon asked.

-Oh I know! The person who refuses to do the activity has to loose one item of clothing! Davis exclaimed with a grin.

-Ew Davis! Zoë laughed.

-Yeh Davis, do we really want to see Oikawa naked? Matt asked him.

-Hey! Oikawa protested. There are worse looking people here.

-Oh yeh, like who? Lucemon asked.

-Koji! Takuya laughed.

-Ok you lot, calm down. Seraphimon sighed.

-Why aren't you trying to put a stop to this madness? You know stuff like this always ends up in tears? Ophanimon asked him.

-Take a chill pill. It's a bit of fun! Lilithmon told her light equal.

-Right! Yoeli announced before another argument could break out. Back to Daemon and the Emperor's double dare please.

-I dare them to… Marine Angemon began.

-Sing a duet of I Will Always Love You by Celine Dion! Palmon and Biyomon sang in unison and then laughed as they realised what they had both just said.

-I don't even know what that is! Daemon protested.

-Are you refusing to do it? Lady Devimon asked with an eyebrow raised.

-No! Daemon said as he waved his arms around. I just need a prompt.

-I have it on my phone. Yoeli said and then took the device from her pocket and found the song and began to play it.

After three plays of the song, Daemon nodded his head and turned to the Emperor.

-You ready to do this? Daemon asked.

The Emperor nodded his head.

-As I'll ever be.

The pair stood in the middle of the circle and then Yoeli began to play the music again and this time, they sang when the lyrics started.

Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you that is how I know you go on

Far across the distance, and spaces between us you have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door and you're here in my heart and my heart will go on

Love can touch us one time and last for a life time and never let go till we're gone

Love was when I loved you one true time I hold to in my life we'll always go on

Near, fare wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door and you're here in my heart and my heart will go on

You're here, there's nothing I fear and I know that my heart will go on

We'll stay forever this way you are safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on

Everyone broke into applause and both Daemon and the Digimon Emperor bowed before returning to their places in the circle

Yoeli went up to the bottle and took it in her hand.

-So, who's up next? She asked

Wooh! That was fun

It was funny!

Good! It was meant to be! And now, we would like your suggestions for truths, dares, double dares, kisses, cuddles and marriages with any Digimon character from any season or movie you wish!

I'm going to be writing the next chapter!

Yeh, because like I said, I have a maths exam on Friday and tons of homework!

So please send your suggestion in via review or private message and the next chapter will be published containing all your wacky ideas!

Until next time,

ElectricFire over and out!