Disclaimer: After all this, Sherlock still does not belong to me. Neither does the movie, The Hangover.
And here it is, my dear readers. The final chapter of this story. Not much explanation needed - this is simply the timeline of the events of John and Sherlock's night out. Just to put it all into perspective and tie everything up. Times are from what was seen on the CCTV footage, everything was included around that.
Finally - this short epilogue goes out and is dedicated to all my faithful reviewers. Thank you so much for the continued support. It has been most appreciated. To everyone who favourited and alerted this story, but didn't leave a review - now's your chance! I'd love to hear what you thought of this. :)
Thanks again and enjoy!
EPILOGUE aka the Timeline - in which the exact order of events are shown
7:00 - 10:15 PM - John and Sherlock are at the local pub with Lestrade and the others from Scotland Yard. Sherlock drinks only water, John has a few pints. Anderson slips the Rohypnol into their drinks.
10:15 PM - They leave the local pub. Go to catch cab home, go to Greek Street instead (as you do!)
10:15 PM - 1:30 AM - Partying/drinking at Greet Street, mainly Club 49. John proposes and Sherlock says yes. John also declares his love for Sherlock.
1:30 AM - Leave Greek Street. Have plans to go to the hospital to get pre-wedding health checkups, but get distracted and catch cab to London Zoo.
1:53 - 2:20 AM - At London Zoo, break into lion's cage and kidnap lion for experimental purposes.
2:20 - 2:45 AM - Take lion back to 221B Baker Street, across Regent Park. Mrs Hudson hears them bringing the lion back and mistakes the noises for sounds of "involvement". Lion is locked in John's bathroom (Where else would you put it?)
2:45 - 3:00 AM - Leave Baker Street, go to University College Hospital A&E.
3:02 - 4:00 AM - At Hospital A&E get checkups with a very nice nurse - Jacinta Maitland.
4:00 AM - Leave hospital (Sherlock vomits in pot plant before leaving). Catch cab back to Greek Street to get married.
4:15 - 5:45 AM - Marriage ceremony takes place (and there was much rejoicing). Orders for souvenirs/paraphernalia are placed.
5:45 - 6:05 AM - Take cab back to Baker Street.
6:05 AM - John (not fully aware that the sun has risen) crawls around kitchen looking for a suitable mixer for his gin. Can only find chocolate milk. He gives up when Sherlock suggest they go to bed.
6:15 AM - John and Sherlock fall asleep in Sherlock's bed.
10:40 AM - John and Sherlock wake up. Sherlock is naked, John is embarrassed and neither can remember anything.
And so begins their quest to find out exact what happened...