A/N: This fic is part of a set of drabbles I'm writing for friends as Christmas gifts. This particular one was done for my SBBF, Eiko! This is also my first time writing Creek. XD I'm not really a fan of the pairing so I don't read the fics (with the exception of like 3) so I apologize you feel this is similar to any Creek fic you have read.



I'm sitting in Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse with Tweek while we waited for Clyde and Token to arrive. I've been sitting around texting to Kenny although most of his texts have been him making sexual advances to me. Ever since Butters left for that trip to LA earlier this week, he's been on the prowl for a good time. Tweek has been doing what he normally does, twitch and drink coffee. I think this is his 7th cup this morning. It makes me wonder how he sleeps at night.

Actually, scratch that. I wonder if he even sleeps at all.

"Gah! Craig, I saw them again last night!"
I raised an eyebrow as I continued to text Kenny, "Saw what?"
"The- the GAHH! The underpants gnomes. They took my new boxers last night!"
"Tweek, we've been over this a trillion times since 3rd grade, there's no such thing as underpants gnomes. You're hallucinating because you barely get any sleep from drinking too much coffee."
"Nahh! What if they come back and try to take more of my stuff after they've taken all of my underwear? Maybe they'll try to kidnap me! And- and make me do their bidding! OH MY GOD IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"

In a flash, I smashed our lips together. Not because I wanted to. I never show any PDA. But if it was going to shut him up, I'm willing to make the exception. I parted away from him and I took notice of the whole coffee shop staring us down. I flipped them off and shouted, "What the fuck are you looking at?" And with that, people went back to their own business. I took a slight hold of his chin as we pressed our heads together.

"Are you going to stop with all this underpants gnomes crap?"
"I-I'll GAH! I'll try," he said. I gave off a smirk.
"Good. Because when Clyde and Token get here, we're off to the movies. We don't you freaking out the people in the theatre again like last time now do we?"


A/N: And that is all~ Reviews please? It would make me so happy~