A poem by LSP

Lumpy Space is like, totally awesome,

All of the Lumpy flowers blossom

We reject the smooth posers and leave them alone,

They're lumpin' stupid, and want to have bones

My teacher said I had to, like, be a lumpin' poet,

And I told that I lumpin' hate her and by now she should know it

Now I'm here in Lump detention, writing the lumpin' poem,

And I'm like, soooo mad that I'm totally not gonna make the end rhyme.