Hashirama and Tobirama stared down at the letter that had been waiting for Hashirama on his desk along with a pile of paperwork pertaining to building permits when he arrived.

Dear Senju Bastard, It said.

Congratulations on becoming Hokage. Now Suffer! Suffer! Suffer! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sincerely,

Madara.

Beneath the note was a picture of a chibi Uchiha Madara in Hokage robes that was giving him an obscene hand gesture.

"Madara's lost it." Tobirama said.

"I kinda figured that when I learned that the ballot box had been stuffed with a thousand votes that were in his handwriting." Hashirama replied.