Make Like a Cheerleader

Summary: Faith shows her support for Buffy in her own…unique style.

Warning: It's Faith; of course there's language and innuendo.

Timeline: season 3 'Homecoming'.

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Faith heard B's 'friends' bail on her to help Queen Bitch with the Homecoming thing. Not that she understood B's desire to put on some tacky piece of plastic, but her best friends should have stood by her – or in Xander's case, remained neutral…seeing as how he was boinking the bitch. But Red…that chick was a serious disappointment.

Time to handle things Faith-style.

Beginning with cheering up her sister-Slayer with some sparring and an offer to go to the dance with her.

After that was accomplished, she started walking towards the front doors of the school with B. Seeing that she had a wide assortment of students in the nearby area – including Bitchy herself – time for part two.

B had stopped to get a drink from the water fountain, so Faith called out loudly, "Hey, B! Ready to make like a cheerleader and blow?"

Then Faith turned to look at the fuming Homecoming candidate with a significant expression on her face. Red and Boytoy's expressions were almost as funny as Queen Bitch's. Hell, she coulda sworn she saw a smirk on Wolfboy's face.

A/N: Just having some fun with the 'Make like *blank* and *blank*.' expression.