Who needs enemies when you have facebook friends?... because Facebook makes everyone a little bit crazy.

A/N I see this as happening a few months down the line. Darren Criss gave an interview in which he talked about the possibility of Blaine & Kurt's relationship moving further than friendship. One of his thoughts I particularly liked. He said that "[If it happens] I hope that it is earned and that it is organic and sincere and genuine...", and I entirely agree. So this is a little ways down the line. And it was written late Monday night, ready to go up, but I spent a significant portion of last night trying to work out how to indent on this website. No luck so far. But I hope you enjoy anyways.

*ends horrendously self-indulgent author's note*

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, the canon characters, or any of the actors playing them. But I can dream.

EDIT: Apologies for the re-alert if you got it, I know it's annoying, but TheChocolateAlchemist pointed out a glaring continuity error that was making me insane. Thank you! As for the rest of you... *shakes head sadly* Clearly you are not paying enough attention. (I KID! That was totally a joke. I adore you all.)

Blaine Hamilton and Mercedes Jones are now friends.

(Kurt Hummel and 5 other friends like this.)

Mercedes Jones: Remember, I've always got my boy's back!

(Kurt Hummel and Blaine Hamilton like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: I am assuming that was directed at me.

(Mercedes Jones likes this.)

Kurt Hummel: It was.

Finn Hudson: Wait, who is Blaine?

Santana Lopez: Well, if it isn't Kurt's new boy toy... ;)

(Wes Gardener, David Ruskin and 14 other friends like this.)

Santana Lopez: Have you been fraternizing with the enemy, Kurtie?

Kurt Hummel: Don't call me Kurtie.

Kurt Hummel: And no. Stop it, all of you. Blaine and I are not together.

Blaine Hamilton: Well, Santana Lopez, that entirely depends on what you consider... fraternizing. ;)

(Santana Lopez and 16 other friends like this.)

Kurt Hummel: I hate you all.

Wes Gardener and David Ruskin are now friends with Mercedes Jones and Santana Lopez.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Kurt Hummel: Wait, what?

Wes Gardener: I love new friends.

(David Ruskin and Mercedes Jones like this.)

David Ruskin: Do you know what I love most about new friends?

David Ruskin: Their pictures.

David Ruskin: Kurt, seriously, lumberjack is NOT a good look for you.

Sam Evans: Kurt was a lumberjack?

Blaine Hamilton: Link, please. :P

Tina Cohen-Chang: I have video!

(Blaine Hamilton, Wes Gardener and 10 other friends like this.)

Kurt Hummel: NO, TINA! It was a PHASE! I dated Brittany for crying out loud!

Brittany Pierce: Your skin tasted of strawberries!

Brittany Pierce: Or maybe it was soap.

Finn Hudson: Who are Wes and David?

Blaine Hamilton, Wes Gardener and David Ruskin are now friends with Tina Cohen-Chang and Brittany Pierce.

Brittany Pierce: Yay, new friends! Want to make out?

(David Ruskin likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: DAVID. Remember Amanda...? Public forum...

David Ruskin: Sorry. Just kidding.

Santana Lopez: Yeah. Back off, prep school boy.

(Wes Gardener likes this.)

Wes Gardener: Hot.

(Puck P. likes this.)

Kurt Hummel: STOP IT.

Tina Cohen-Chang posted a video.

(Wes Gardener and 27 other friends like this.)

Wes Gardener: I think this is my favorite thing that has ever happened.

Sam Evans: This is amazing :D

David Ruskin: Wes - better than that time we walked in on Blaine holding onto that gia -

David Ruskin: Nope, sorry, laughing too hard. This is better.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Good boy, David. Next time the textbook won't miss your head.

Kurt Hummel: Tina, I am going to end you. David, message me this story.

Blaine Hamilton: Not going to happen. *holds David's iphone evilly*

Mercedes Jones: Are you three just sitting around on facebook in the same room?

Wes Gardener: No.

David Ruskin: Maybe.

Blaine Hamilton: Yes.

David Ruskin: What else are we supposed to do at a private school?

Santana Lopez: ;)

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Wes Gardener: Dude, stop it. And get your hand off my leg. I have a girlfriend.

Brittany Pierce: I don't!

(David Ruskin likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Thanks, Britt, love, but you aren't my type. ;) You either, Wes.

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Brittany Pierce: Ok! I taste like watermelon gum, though!

(David Ruskin likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Good to know.

Wes Gardener: I find I'm offended.

Wes Gardener: Also... David. WTF?

David Ruskin: Kidding!

Finn Hudson: Who are you?

Tina Cohen-Chang: Can I either draw your attention back to the fabulousness that is lumberjack Kurt, or ask you to get THE HELL OFF OF MY NOTIFICATIONS?

David Ruskin: Lumberjack Kurt IS pretty dreamy.

(Blaine Hamilton, Mercedes Jones and 15 other friends like this.)

Kurt Hummel: I still hate you all.

Blaine Hamilton: :(

Blaine Hamilton is sad that Kurt Hummel hates him.

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Kurt Hummel: It serves you right.

Blaine Hamilton: You make a great looking lumberjack.

Blaine Hamilton: Don't be mad...

Blaine Hamilton: :(

Blaine Hamilton: I'll bet I can make it up to you. ;)

(Kurt Hummel and Mercedes Jones like this.)

Santana Lopez needs to cool down after watching Kurt Hummel and Blaine Hamilton (try to) get their dirty facebook flirt on.

(Mercedes Jones, Wes Gardener and 14 other friends like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: *bows* Glad to help, Ms. Lopez.

Kurt Hummel: Blaine, do NOT encourage her.

Kurt Hummel would like to remind everyone that he and Blaine Hamilton are just FRIENDS.

Wes Gardener: Please note that no one liked this. The people have spoken.

(Mercedes Jones and 17 other people like this.)

Mercedes Jones to Wes Gardener: We have got to do something about our boys. If I have to hear about how dreamy Blaine's voice is one more time...

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)


Mercedes Jones: No.

Kurt Hummel: This is NOT okay.

Wes Gardener to Mercedes Jones: Tell me about it. David and I have banned the words porcelain, cerulean, and angelic from our dorms.

David Ruskin: We tried to ban perfect and beautiful too, but there was resistance.

Wes Gardener: (Blaine threw his math text book at me).

Wes Gardener: (It hurt.)

David Ruskin: The history one is worse. Weight of the world and all that. :p

Wes Gardener: Shut up.

(Blaine Hamilton and 7 other people like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Just wait until lunch. Just wait.

Kurt Hummel to Blaine Hamilton: We need new friends.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Kurt Hummel and Blaine Hamilton are now in a relationship.

(Mercedes Jones, David Ruskin and 31 other friends like this.)

Mercedes Jones: About freaking time.

(Wes Gardener likes this.)

Finn Hudson: Will some please tell me WHAT IS GOING ON?

A/N I know that Puck's name is Noah, but I figured he might not choose that as his facebook profile name. Also, I created surnames for the characters we haven't been told a great deal about yet.

A one shot for now, unless an unprecedentedly brilliant idea burrows into my brain. I'm working on several other things right now with a little more content, but thought this might be fun. As ever, let me know your thoughts. :)