Quick AN: Kurt is still at Dalton in this chapter. Justsayin.

Kurt Hummel is teaching Blaine Criss how to douggie. This is legitimately happening. Wes Anderson is going to show everyone Blaine's version of how to douggie. This is epic.


(Santana Lopez and David Michaels like this)

Santana Lopez: Kurt's a great dancer. He's the only white person who can douggie.

Blaine Criss: HEY!

Kurt Hummel: It's true. Though, he is holding up nicely. I think it's a little too early to bust out the flips and back hand springs.

Wes Anderson: You can do flips?

Kurt Hummel: I use to be a Cheerio. Why doesn't Dalton have a Cheer team?

Puck: Because guys don't wanna look up other guys skirts…except, ya know, Kurt and Blaine.

Kurt Hummel: The guys don't look up the skirts. We wear pants, Puck.

Finn Hudson: Or kilts. They can wear kilts too.

Rachel Berry: Finn, Blaine isn't from Ireland. Neither is Kurt.

Finn Hudson: Oh.

Blaine Criss cannot douggie. At all. It's pathetic.

Wes Anderson: I CAN DOUGGIE!

David Michaels: ME TOO!

Kurt Hummel: NO WAY BRAH!

Blaine Criss: Since I am a gentleman, I will only rudely gesture you in private.

Kurt Hummel: I'll just tell you here: Fuck.

Blaine Criss: Gladly.

(Puck, Santana Lopez, and 26 friends like this)

Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: yeah, at least you can semi douggie. Jus the arms though. Blaine can't be that bad, I thought, but, oh my, he was. He was.

David Michaels posted a video.

Blaine Criss: damn you. And, I don't cuss often.

Quinn Fabray: HOLYCRAP!


Finn Hudson: HAHAHAHAHAHA I feel so much better about my dancing now.

Blaine Criss: *pouts and gets out Ben and Jerry's ice cream*

Puck: *gets out a spoon and eats some of Blaine's ice cream*

Blaine Criss: *slaps Puck* that's MY ice cream!

Wes Anderson: No touching Blaine's ice cream.

David Michaels: Unless you want to be killed.

Wes Anderson: His love for ice cream is much better than that time he broke up with Logan.


(David Michaels likes this)

Blaine Criss: *flicks Sharpie at Wes*

Kurt Hummel: And the Sharpie did just hit Wes. BTW, Blaine, I want some of that ice cream.

Santana Lopez: Waaaaannkkyyyy ;D

Kurt Hummel: *le sigh*

Santana Lopez And in my head I paint a picture….

(New Directions, Puck, and 11 other friends like this)

Rachel Berry: Stuck in your head?

Santana Lopez: Yup! And I'm rocking it out, bitch!

Rachel Berry: I don't like being referred to as a female dog.

Santana Lopez: Fine. And I am rocking it out Berry.

Rachel Berry: Much better :D

Quinn Fabray is dead.

Santana Lopez: RIP.

Artie Abrams: May she rest in peace.

Finn Hudson: She was a good friend, and a good girlfriend. Though, I paid for some baby stuff, and she never paid me back…

Rachel Berry: Her voice was sweet, but nothing compared to my vocal talent.

Sam Evans: She was my girlfriend and I love her.

Brittany S. Pierce: Her belly was big last year. And she was a lot meaner. I like the new Quinn.

Kurt Hummel: She was an enjoyable bitch. Now she's nicer. And quieter. Her fashion sense was simple and wholesome.

Mercedes Jones: She was my sister from another whole different set of parents.

Mike Chang: She was a good dancer.

Tina Cohen-Chang: I love the way she sings:)


Quinn Fabray: *slaps Puck* No! I lost my Mom's necklace. I found it though. No guys, I'm not really dead. Thanks for all the concerns though! *glares at Puck*

Santana Lopez: You're not dead? Damn.

Wes Anderson I don't understand life!

David Michaels: Welcome to my life!

Wes Anderson: if this is your life, I want NO part of it!

(Blaine Criss and Kurt Hummel like this.)

Blaine Criss likes Rent a whole lot!

Kurt Hummel: Let's explain this. He likes Rent because he said I'd make a fabulous Angel.

Blaine Criss: To which he replied because he thought I was saying that because he was fabulously fashionable doesn't mean he'd just want to play Angel.

Kurt Hummel: To which Blaine replied that no, he thought the songs would suit my voice.

Blaine Criss: Then Kurt said I should be Mark. When I asked why he said that it was so I don't end up with anyone :(

Kurt Hummel: Also, because it means he dated a lesbian!

Blaine Criss: Which…I have….

Wes Anderson: It's cute how you all think we care!

Puck: YOU DATED A LESBIAN? Puckzilla bows to Blaine Criss.

(Santana Lopez likes this)

Santana Lopez: Can I bow down too Blaine ;D

Kurt Hummel: Umm…back off the boy is mine!

Mercedes Jones: Kurt, that's my song.

Kurt Hummel: :( But I wanna sing it!

Santana Lopez: Too bad. Mercedes and I rock it more than you will ever rock it!

Blaine Criss: Wanna bet on that, Santana?

Santana Lopez: Yes.

Kurt Hummel: *face palms* Why do I have a feeling this is going to be very competitive?

Mercedes Jones: Because it will be.

Blaine Criss posted a video.

Santana Lopez: 0.O I think Wheezy and I lost.

Mercedes Jones: H-O-T!

Kurt Hummel: Poor WesXD

Wes Anderson: Why is it always meeee? D:

David Michaels: Cuz they like me more.

Okay, well, this is an update. I had the urge to write for this today, and I did! Sorry for not updating as fast as I'd like too D: I'm becoming busier and buiser. It doesn't help that my friend and I are writing a Klaine story (which has taken over most of my free time. If you all would like to check it out, it's called Shades of Swirling Hope and it's up. It's under this account.) The beginging of this was written about three or four weeks ago, so I just needed to finish it. I tried to imagine Blaine dougging and I couldn't see it happening! But, anyways, if any of you all read Dalton by CP Coulter I accidently made a referance in here ^^ I didn't mean to, but it sorta happened. If you can see the referance, cookies to you!

I have recently made a tumblr, and if you'd like to check it out, it's called singforevermore (dot) tumblr (dot) com. So, ya know, you can ask questions and what not.

And really quickly: OHMIGOD I am blown away from th response I have gotten for this fic! I'm like dead from it, and HOLYGRILLEDCHEESUS! I'm just wow. No words. No words.

I really hope you all enjoyed this chapter! If I haven't said this, whenever I get a review it does make my day. Even though I can ask people I know about the stories, you all give really amazing feedback. So, keep it up!

Alright, sorry for not updating in forever. I shall work on that. I swear I will. It's been too long for my liking to not update.