Our Organization of Narcissists

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me. This pairing was discovered by me, so please gimme a little mention if you write them! Thanks! It is one of many of Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings, most of which you may find in my forum topic in the HPFC, found here (Just take out the spaces!): http : / forum. fanfiction. net/ topic /44309 /25299326 /1/ Read, review, and enjoy! And check out and join the forum challenge! Slight mention of Theo/Tracey Davis.


"It's all false love and affection

You don't want me

You just like the attention"

La Roux, "I'm Not Your Toy"


So here's how it goes:

Once a stick-in-the-mud

ALWAYS a stickinthemud

(oh & it's hereditary)

which is why a certain


was set in her ways

('cause, really, Audrey never was able to

c u r e Percy of his pratty bigheadedness)

& then there was the


who had years of experience of

pulling the

s t r i n g s

So this little Weasley

was just the next challenge


Obliviator is as

Obliviator does

&& Molly never let the stress

(the strain)

get to her

She knew where she stood

Working for M.O.M.

Everyone's a

t o o l

But he

(the last Nott)

didn't feel like falling into an obedient mold

It's why he became an *Unspeakable*

(heehee, he'll never talk about it!)

&& really,

it makes things i n t e r e s t i n g,


when he must work with the

"Memory Correction" squad

Oh, little Weasel,

You didn't see the predator around the corner


It started out simple

go in, get the job D O N E

& no one's worse for the wear

But Theo caught up with her,

fell into step with her

& Mols' defenses

shot right up

"Hullo, Miss Weasley"

"Mr. Nott"

"Lovely night tonight"

"In comparison to what my Obliviators had to do…yes"


"You have circles under your eyes"

"Hah, I'm surprised you can see them behind my glasses"

&& something strikes him

A vague memory enchants him

& suddenly,

he is happy for the

cover of night

For he recalls another brunette with

the same short hair &

the same apathetic (?) stare


that one didn't wear spectacles…

but that one didn't have enough


either, to reach out & make him F E E L


Well, now.

Is it that much of a scheme

when a woman relents much like

her w i z a r d wanted?


Okay, so I originally had this planned out to be one or two FVs. SERIOUSLY. But I really liked this pairing and the idea and all the possible plot-bunnies reared their ugly heads…so there's a lot more where this came from. In order, the next ones (all post, btw) are:

"Recruitment," "Tie Breaker," "Just One Mistake," "I Can't Handle It, After All," and "One Last Summer." "And Then It Dawns" & "Catch & Release" also fall in this same universe (and "Catch & Release" kinda goes with "Seemingly Simple," too). Read 'em all or pick and choose—but my suggestion is that you at least read those first five.

Haha, I may just have to actually do a multi-chapter fic for this world/storyline… You'll see why when you read the others. ;)

Thanks for reading and please review!

-mew-tsubaki 8D! x3

Cookies to whoever knows where I first wrote Mols as an Obliviator… B)