To Master or Not to Master

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me. This pairing was discovered by my buddy, Morghen, so please give her a little mention if you write them! Thanks! It is one of many of Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings, most of which you may find in my forum topic in the HPFC, found here (Just take out the spaces!): http : / forum. fanfiction. net/ topic /44309 /25299326 /1/ Read, review, and enjoy! And check out and join the forum challenge! For MORGHEN, as this crack!pairing is her tired little brainchild. *shiver*

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Oh, how Kreacher missed his

Master Regulus!

Kreacher does not know the

y e a r s

that went by

Kreacher only knows the

Hole

Kreacher felt

after Master Regulus'

death

& Kreacher would rather

L I K E

not to be

disturbed

by anyone

a n y m o r e

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Filthy Mudbloods

Dirty blood-traitors

Ah, Master Potter…

That's

Master Regulus'

locket!

A search for

Mundungus,

you say?

Yes, master…

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Stupid, stupid Dobby

Dobby was hungry

Took us to

Hogwarts

Now Kreacher must

wait

Kreacher does not

WAIT

Kreacher—

Kreacher misses Master Regulus

You, squid, understand Kreacher?

Ugh, disgusting beast

Do not

pat Kreacher's head

The Giant Squid never had a

m a s t e r

Squid does not

understand Kreacher

no matter how tightly

Squid hugs Kreacher,

Squid will not have Squid's feelings returned

Kreacher cares for Master Regulus only, so goodbye

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Squid is shunned—*sob*!

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D8 WTF? This is just sooo strange…funny and angsty all at ONCE? Morghen, this is your [bad] influence, *lol*. Oh, and that was Squid saying his (or her? If it's his, does this become slash?) only line. Poor Squiddy, turned away with nary another glance. You'll get Kreacher some day, Squiddy! XDDDDDD

Thanks for reading and please review!

-mew-tsubaki XDDDDD ;3