It's Bobby's birthday, and Sam wants to do something nice to mark the occassion ...
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own, just pretend.
"Dude, why we gotta get Bobby a birthday card? We don't other years," moaned Dean
"Exactly" replied Sam, "we should make the effort; I wanna give him a nice surprise."
"A strippogram!" Dean grinned, "That'd be a nice surprise."
"Dude, I wanna make him happy, not give him heart failure!"
Sam spotted a card with a Porsche on it, "How about this?"
"Bobby wouldn't be seen dead in that thing!"
"This one? It's a dog; Bobby likes dogs"
"That ain't a dog; it's a rat in a collar."
Sam sighed, "How about this?"
"If Bobby reads that, he'll puke."