Bobby gets a surprise ...


Among Bobby's birthday cards was a brown envelope; curiously he opened it, expecting a bill or something equally unwelcome.

Instead, it contained a folded sheet of paper, on the front of which was a drawing of a truck with glitter on the hubcaps. Across the truck's hood laid some kind of creature which could, in bad light, have been Rumsfeldt.

Inside, in Dean's firm, spidery handwriting, was written;

Bobby; Have an awesome birthday - love and respect from your favourite Morons.

Bobby smiled broadly; staring at the card for the longest time.


It went pride of place on his mantelpiece.