Another longer-than-one-chapter story! I just love these two soooooo much, I had to write one!

Summary: Szayel and Gin make a joke and tell Grimmjow that Ulquiorra likes him. Then they do the same thing to Ulqui. What will the two espada think of each other now that think the other has a 'crush' on them?

Pairing: GrimmjowxUlquiorra [maybe more later]

Rating: M [this chapter] Language

Disclaimer: I may not own Bleach, but Gin still belongs to ME! [I wish.. :(]

Do... You Really Love Me?


"Ulquiorra likes you, you know." The eighth espada whispered to the sixth as they left the day's meeting.

"How the fuck would you know that?" Grimmjow yelled to the pink-haired arrancar.

"Shhhh." The man hushed. "Because he told me." Grimmjow eyed the cuatra espada strolling down the hallway away from them.

"He likes me?" The teal-haired man thought that Ulquiorra didn't like anyone, least of all him, seeing that all he did was call him 'trash' whenever they were together.

"And more than just like, he said he has what those humans call a 'crush' on you." Szayel smiled.

"What the fuck is that?" Grimmjow glared at Szayel.

Szayel waved his hands reassuringly. "Don't worry. It's nothing bad. It means he loves you." The eighth stepped back as he felt the sexta espada's reiatsu rise dramatically. The infuriated man turned to face the other.

"It's nothing bad? Of course it's fucking bad! If that fucking Ulquiorra loves me... then I'm gonna to kill him!" Grimmjow started to stomp down the hallway, only to be stopped by Gin stepping out in front of him.

"Where ya goin' all angry like that?" Gin chuckled.

"Get out of my fucking way! I'm going to kill that disgusting Ulquiorra!" Grimmjow tried to step around the shinigami, but Gin just stepped in his way again.

"Now now, I don't think that's a good idea. What if Aizen-sama found out ya killed Ulqui? Ya'd be in a lotta trouble."

"Like I fucking care what Aizen's gonna do if he finds out! Now get out of my way you fucking creep, before I make you!"

"I don't think I want ta move. It's fun makin' ya angry." Gin's ever-present smile widened. "Why do ya want ta kill him anyway?" Szayel walked up beside the two, standing more to Gin's side to stay far enough away to not be ripped in half by the over-pissed Grimmjow.

"Ulquiorra told me he likes the kitty."

Gin looked down at Szayel with a puzzled look before laughing. "That's the reason ya want ta kill him? With how obnoxious yer being, and how red yer face is, I'd say yer tryin' to cover up the fact that ya like him back, not that yer disgusted with him!"

Grimmjow's reiatsu flared again, and his body tensed. "Why the fuck would you say I like that fucking little perv! I fucking do not, and I'm going to kill him because he's so fucking disgusting, and because I hate him!" He pointed to Szayel. "And you! Don't ever fucking call me a kitty ever fucking again!"

Gin opened his eyes to stare at the sexta. "Well Grimmy, if I hated someone, I wouldn't kill 'em, I'd torture 'em and make 'em suffer. And I think Aizen-sama would love ta watch that instead 'a havin' ta punish ya for killing Ulqui."

Szayel shook his head in disagreement. "I don't think either way would work."

"Why the fuck not? He needs to be punished for thinking so fucking pervertedly!"

"Because if you tortured, or even killed him, he wouldn't mind that you had done it, seeing that he loves you, he would be happy to be hurt or killed by his lover." The pink-haired man took a step back to avoid any blows that might come in his direction.

"His fucking lover! Fuck no! I'll never touch that thing again, if he's just going to like it! Fuck!"Grimmjow stormed off in the opposite direction that Ulquiorra had gone, wanting to avoid him now at all costs. He shoved past Gin and Szayel, and the two parted to allow him through.

Once he was out of earshot, Gin chuckled. "Ya weren't tellin' the truth were ya?"

Szayel smiled. "Of course not! It was just a joke! I'm surprised he actually believed me!" His smile faded. "Then again, it is Grimmjow."

"Not very smart, huh?" Gin chuckled. "I wonder how Ulqui would act if ya said the same thing ta him?" The two looked at each other with devilish expressions coming to their faces. This joke was going to be fun.


There ya go! Hope ta have chapter 2 up soon!

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