Hello, this is my second story guys, so hope you enjoy it. =D
SENT: Monday, 11:00 am
SUBJECT: I have decided...
Dear Aibou, I have decided to form a war against Kaiba Corp.
I am the pharaoh
I hate Kaiba Corp (even though I work here)
Kaiba is an ass
I do not want to take any more orders from that idiot, cold-hearted, big ego, and selfish cousin of mine.
I hate the way his stupid secretary stares at you (I have sent him to the shadow realm a few minutes ago...)
Kaiba is an ass
Marik dislikes him
Joey loves him
Ryou fears of him
Bakura wants to murder him
He calls you a midget (which is offensive to me)
He always makes me get his stupid coffee
And I always ended up paying for the stupid coffee maker
Kaiba is an ass
P.S. Loves you heap 3
SENT: Monday, 11:05am
REASON FOR WHY NOT:
Seto has more experience than you.
You'll probably send all your workers to the shadow realm. (And we will talk about Seto's secretary when we get home)
You do not have a good knowledge on how to use new technologies (and Kaiba Corp has full of them)
Seto does not solve all his problem with a simple mind crush.
Seto does not ravish Joey in front of public like someone.
Seto does not go to the restroom every 45 minutes to keep his hair straight.
P.S. Love you too 3
SENT: Monday, 11:10am
SUBJECT: A bargain...
Umm...Aibou would you let me take over Kaiba Corp if:
I'll return the secretary back?
I won't fight with thief and tomb keeper anymore?
I'll TRY to not send any more people to the shadow realm.
I'll give back your favourite boxer.
I'll let you be top for once =D
P.S. Psst...Kaiba is nothing compare to me. The only thing he surpass me is his big ego.
SENT: Monday, 11:13am
SUBJECT: Re: A bargain...
Tempting but no.
SENT: Monday, 11:20am
SUBJECT: WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?
Hey stupid pharaoh, is the plan still on? I can't wait any longer! I swear if that idiot son of a bitch throws another one of his disgusting smirk at me, I am so going to crack.
SENT: Monday, 11:23am
SUBJECT: Reason- Aibou
Apparently Yugi forbid me to cause a conflict over some serious reasons which he thinks it's silly.
SENT: Monday, 11:25am
YOU ARE SUCH A WUSS! Why would you even listen to your midget lover!
SENT: Monday, 11:27am
SUBJECT: Watch it!
My Aibou is not a midget! Man why does everyone calls him that? He may be on a short side but he is not a midget! I do not know how Yugi can stand this insult.
SENT: Monday, 11:30am
Maybe because he is a midget.
SENT: Monday, 11:35am
Pharaoh, what the hell did you do to cause Bakura goes berserk and threw a bloody chair through Kaiba's office? Teach me please oh mighty pharaoh.
SENT: Monday, 11:39am
Heh, you know how deadly Kaiba's smirk are, just one of that and you can get Bakura to go out of control. No one insult my Aibou and get away with it. MUHAHAHAHAHA
SENT: Monday, 11:43am
SUBJECT: Re: Payback
You are such an evil bitch.
SENT: Monday, 11:45am
SUBJECT: Kaiba's incident
Yami are you the cause of Bakura berserk? The chair literally went through the glass door nearly collide into Kaiba's face, if he wasn't fast enough to dodge it he could have been killed.
SENT: Monday, 11:48am
SUBJECT: Re: Kaiba's incident
*Stupid Bakura and his stupid aiming* No I didn't do anything, I only defended you Aibou when Bakura insulted you. Honest.
SENT: Monday, 11:50am
Joey, how is Seto? Fully alive I hope.
SENT: Monday, 11:55am
SUBJECT: He's fine
Yeah, just a long big scar on his cheeks nothing new. He's going to kill Bakura when he get out of the infirmary room...Yug maybe it wasn't a good idea to let the Yamis work at Kaiba Corp. ^^"
SENT: Monday, 11: 56am
SUBJECT: Re: He's fine
No other companies were going to accept them anyway Joey. And Seto owes me.
SENT: Monday, 11:58am
SUBJECT: DEMOLISH ALL BABY FACES
He wishes one day he could demolish all the cute baby face especially yours. Seto claims them deadly. One glance at your face could bring the whole army down.
SENT: Monday, 12:02pm
SUBJECT: KAIBA'S SOUL IS TAKEN BY THE KURIBOHS
Joey you go and tell Kaiba that if he dare touch Yugi especially his KAWAII face, he's a dead man. I will shred his soul and feed it to the kuribohs.
SENT: Monday, 12:08pm
Yami came over to my desk and saw the message you had send me. And you know how he is, always over- reacting and he believes Kaiba really wanted to destroy me. Now he is even surer that he'll take over Kaiba Corp.
SENT: Monday, 12:11pm
SUBJECT: Re: SORRY!
Yeah I know, they have their millennium items out and Yami had summoned a bunch of kuribohs out holding up a photo of Kaiba for them to see. What are you going to do Yug?
SENT: Monday, 12:16pm
SUBJECT: Hikaris in action!
MISSION: SEDUCE THE YAMIS BEFORE THEY DESTROY KC! [You two get over here quick]
SENT: Monday, 12:20pm
SUBJECT: Fat bitch in the way...
Our boss won't allow us to leave the buildings. Stupid bitch probably jealous of us getting all the guys' attention while she has the old men.
SENT: Monday, 12:23pm
SUBJECT: Re: Fat bitch in the way...
Malik, why don't you just mind control her?
SENT: Monday, 12: 27pm
So are you telling me I have waste five months just to take shit from the bitch instead of mind controlling her...?
SENT: Monday, 12:29pm
SUBJECT: Bakura with bombs
Err...Ryou could you and Malik dress as nice as you can and get over here quick because I can see Bakura already setting up bombs.
SENT: Monday, 12:32pm
SUBJECT: Re: Bakura with bombs
Oh no, he is going to hurt himself again. I don't know why he doesn't listen when I spank him every night just to get the fact through his head. I just have to spank him double times now when I get a hold of him.
Kuri, kuri, kuriboh. Kuriboh kuri kuri bo.
SUBJECT: Re: kuriboh
TO BE CONTINUED: What are the kuribohs sayings? Will the hikaris able to seduce the yamis in time before they destroy KC? Would the kuribohs get a hold of Kaiba? How about Bakura? Would he survive Ryou's double time spanking? What will Joey do? Sit back and watch and enjoy the show or call the police? How is Kaiba going to react to all of this?
Author Note: I got the writing style from this book I read a long time ago which I can't remember the title. This story is just a little fun writing time for me so it might turn out pretty lame xD. Oh and the email may looks a bit weird because I couldn't add the hotmail part because it just wouldn't show.
Here are the lists of emails in case you guys are lost: