Hey Everybody! Remember how I said SURPRISE! Well here's my surprise. Me and the Phantom are going to have a COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS! Everyday me and the Phantom will update here, talking about all different things that have to do with Christmas, like shopping, music, everything! So get ready! REVIEW AND ENJOY!
25 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
Why we Celebrate Christmas
Me: Hey Phantom
Me: What? Why are you so grumpy?
Erik: I have to count down till Christmas with you. That means dealing with you for 25 days
Me: Oh lighten up we're gonna have a GREAT TIME!
Erik: Well, do enlighten me on what exactly we're doing for 'Christmas'
Me: Ok. Well today I thought I'd tell you what Christmas is all about
Erik: I already know about Christmas
Me: Not the way I tell it! Besides, how would you know? You were sitting under the opera house the whole time
Erik: I may or may not have crashed their Christmas parties once or twice
Me: Well today I'm going to talk about what it's about so SIT DOWN AND LIP YOUR LIPS!
Me: I'm sorry, that's my bus driver voice
Erik: Bus Driver voice?
Me: Yep. That's what I yell on the bus all the time at the little kids. Another popular one I like to use is TURN AROUND AND PUT YOU BACK AGAINST THE SEAT *Cough Cough*
Erik: No wonder your throat is all messed up. Listen you you!
Me: *Cough* Shut Up
Erik: You were saying about Christmas?
Me: Oh yea. Ok, well here I'll show you this
Erik: That's a Nativity
Erik: Well, are you going to explain now?
Me: Yea, let me just clear off this Nativity. Sit down
Erik: Suddenly I'm frightened
Me: Be right back, I have to get some props
*I leave then return with a few things. I put Mary and Joseph in the Nativity with all the animals
Erik: God help me
Me: *In high girly voice with the Mary figure* Oh Joseph, I don't want to give birth here, it smells like poo
Me: *In Manly voice with Joseph* But we have no where else to go, because people apparently don't care that their christ is gonna be born. I hope they all go to hell
Mary: Me too! Ok Joseph, look here comes the stork!
*I bring down an airplane with a stork painted on the side*
Airplane: Here's your baby. Enjoy
*Plane flies away, I put baby Jesus by the Mary and Joseph
Mary: Thank you Stork Mail! What a nice shipment company
Joseph: Really good
*I bring in the three king dudes*
1st King: Yo Yo What's up Jesus. I followed the star thing and like, came here
2nd King: Yep. I came here all the way from Canada eh. See, I'm riding a moose
3rd King: ...
2nd King: Oh yea, he can't talk eh. Okay Moose, go give our present to Jesus eh
Joseph: Maple Syrup?
Mary: That's not just any syrup. It's CANADIAN SYRUP!
1st King: Here's my present *Puts a small packet next to Jesus*
Joseph: What's that?
1st King: Crack
Mary: What the ****
2nd King: Watch the language eh, we're in the presence of God eh
Mary: Why would you give Jesus crack?
1st King: Hey man that's ma best crack yo! He betta like it!
Joseph: What's the 3rd King got?
3rd King: ... *Puts a plate of Pancakes next to Jesus*
Mary: YES! Now we have Pancakes for our Syrup!
Shepards: Did somebody say Pancakes?
*Angel comes in on a Helicopter holding a lightsaber*
1st King: Beautiful Man
2nd King: Yea
*Cue Heavenly music*
Me: *Cough Cough* And THAT is why we celebrate Christmas
Erik: That was the worst rendition of the Christmas story I've ever heard
Me: Hey, better than nothing
Me: Ooh yea I could go for some pancakes!
Erik: With Syrup?
Me: YES! Let's get some Pancakes!
Erik: So what else do we do on Christmas?
Me: Well, we'll find out all the different things as we count down. So GET EXCITED *Cough Cough*
Erik: I think you should stop yelling
Me: Me too. I think I should just whisper for the rest of the day
Erik: Good Idea. Now I won't have to hear you yammer on about nothing
Me: *Whispering* Shut up. My voice will be better by tomorrow!
So me and the Phantom finish today with Pancakes. Tune in tomorrow for the Phantom's first Christmas experience, putting lights outside!