I DO NOT OWN HEY ARNOLD!

THE HOOK UP PLAN

GOTTA LOVE THOSE DENSE BOYS

Gerald wide eyed said "Lila?"


Running to go and find Arnold, Helga noticed that Gerald was being pushed against the wall "What the..." she scanned around for Phoebe, she was busy talking to Sheena, Hopefully she wouldn't notice... It would break her heart.

Watching Lila made her pissed "Why I otta..." she sneaked up closer "If she ruins my plan, she will be paying big time"

Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold!

The image kept moving quickly, pulling him deeper into the shadows, "no Gerald, its me Eugene"

Taking a closer look Gerald noticed that Eugene had two braided pig tails, and a blue jump suit he couldn't believe it "Eugene? What? What happened to you?" asked Gerald shocked

"Its Lila you gotta hide me pleaseeeeeee, she's been giving me these weird clothes and..."

Gerald just shook his head "mmmm mmm mmmm why don't you just break up with her"

Shaking Eugene responded "I don't want to get" he cleared his throat "you know... Hit"

"EUGENE! EUGENE!" Cried out Lila, who was nearby

Eugene came closer and started to pull Gerald's collar desperately, "please Gerald PLEASE I BEG YOU! YOU NEED TO HELP ME"

"well well well" said Helga crossing her arms and leaning against the wall.

Shocked by her sudden appearance Eugene stumbled on a rock falling deep within the bushes nearby

"What a jinx" said Helga raising a brow, she turned to Gerald and told him "I knew you had a thing for red heads, loverboy but this... hahahahaaa wait 'til Pheebs gets a load of this" she ran off laughing

Confused, Gerald tried to let that comment sink in (does she think that Eugene and I were... oh no) "HELGA WAITTTTTT"

He ran after her but was blocked by none other than Lila, the real Lila "Gerald have you seen Eugene"

"No" he said quickly while trying to walk away

"Can you help me look for him?" she asked while blocking his way

"No" he said flatly

"GERALD, It would be ever so rude for you not to help me"

(Oh no) thought Gerald, (I better listen to her, the last time she talked to me in that tone) he gulped while trying to protect himself "Ok" he sighed

"Good" she said let's go


After searching for Eugene (who managed to escape from the bushes) on Friday night, Gerald went home without giving Helga a peace of his mind.

Sunday came and he waited in Geraldfield expecting the gang to be they're playing the usual game, but no

No one was there

He walked over to Arnold's place but his Grandma told him that he went to take care of some important business with Eleanor Roosevelt, so he walked home, regretting ever going out with Lila, everything has changed and he lost Phoebe

Monday came and he saw Helga, Phoebe and Sheena giggling and looking at him, oh why was life treating him this way


Ding...

After ordering lunch Gerald walked into the cafeteria, and sat in the old spot. (The spot he sat with Arnold before he ever went out with Lila)

5 minutes 9 minutes (where is that guy) thought Gerald, he looked around noticing that Phoebe wasn't there either.

Sighing heavily in frustration Gerald noticed something in the corner of his eye.

It was Arnold...

As he observed his friend Gerald noticed that Arnold tiptoed his way over to the janitor's closet looking around suspiciously, he opened the door and looked around while closing it.

Gerald stood up, could it be? Was Phoebe in there? Were they?... He balled up his fist and walked over to the door, putting his ear on it

BUMP...

CRASH...

BOOMMM...

A "oopppsss sorry"

and then it went silent...

Gerald red with anger controlled himself (I need to let her go, Arnold is my best friend I cant...) his thoughts were cut short when he heard Arnold whisper

"Marry Me...I love you soooo much... will you Marry me?"

Now furious with anger Gerald opened the door while yelling "PHOEBE NOOOOOOOOO!"

The whole cafeteria went silent...

Gerald's jaw dropped when he realized what was in front of him, it was Arnold and Helga... their hair was messed up and their faces were beet red.

Gerald felt a poke on his back; so he turned around "yes Gerald" said the beautiful petite female


Standing behind some bushes, Helga sighed as she watched the new couple have their first kiss on Hillwood High's beautiful garden

"Finally, Pheebs" she whispered

Feeling a tap on her shoulder she turned around facing her one and only love

"Hey Helga" he said wrapping an arm around her waist and giving her a gentle kiss, "so I guess the plan worked"

Frozen from shock Helga nervously said 'what...what are you talking about footballhead?"

"Come on Helga, I've known you since preschool, and I know what you were up to" he kissed her on the forehead and said "and I forgive you, just admit it"

She crossed her arms enjoying his that were tightly wrapped around hers "Ok you got me footballhead, so when did you figure it out"

"When you slipped a twenty to the ticket guy," he said

She giggled as he walked her down the hall

Noticing that Wolfgang was walking towards their direction he hugged her tighter

"I just can't believe how dense Gerald could be sometimes," he said with a grin

Helga just laughed and said, "well he does love Phoebe you know"

"I know," said Arnold, smiling at her but turning around only to give a freaked out Wolfgang a dirty look, while flashing Ol' Bullet and the five avengers.

Now that he was gone Arnold gave Helga a warm smile and said, "I think that he is more dense than me"

Helga just laughed and gave him a kiss (if you only knew Arnold, if you only knew...)

THE END

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