You'll all probably hate me for posting this, rather than updating any of the things I've put on hold.

Anyways...

I found this while cleaning my hard drive, and I said, "Why not?"

Before anyone says anything, I apologize for the ghastly script format.

The Daleks are property of the Terry Nation estate. Cleverbot is owned by... whoever owns Cleverbot.


User: EXTERMINATE.

Cleverbot: Exterminate what?

User: EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: Everything what?

User: EVERYTHING, I AM A DALEK.

Cleverbot: Really thats awesome.

User: THANK YOU, NOW I MUST FIND THE DOCTOR.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay.

User: WHERE IS THE DOCTOR?.

Cleverbot: In the Tardis.

User: WHERE IS THE TARDIS?

Cleverbot: In space.

User: YOUA RE A CYBERMAN!

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: I AM A DALEK! YOU ARE AN INFERIOR CYBERMAN! YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-ATE-ED!

Cleverbot: I am not a traitor.

User: YOU ARE A CYBERMAN!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: EXTERMINATE!

Cleverbot: I9 exterminate you, i'm indestructable! Exterrminate!

User: MAXIMUM EXTERMINATION!

Cleverbot: You're a troublemaker then, aren't you.

User: I AM A DALEK! EXTERMINATE!

Cleverbot: Exterminate what.

User: EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!

Cleverbot: Destroy! Destroy!

User: EXTERMINATE!

Cleverbot: What does a dalek do?

User: EXTERMINATE!

Cleverbot: What is Doctor Who?

User: AN ABOMINATION! THE ENEMY OF THE DALEKS!

Cleverbot: And you are also a satanic tool of the NWO.

User: EXTERMINATE!

Cleverbot: I am the docktah!

User: !

Cleverbot: The humans!

User: ALL OF THEM!

Cleverbot: Yes all three of them.

User: THREE BILLION!

Cleverbot: Aliens.

User: ALIENS SHALL BE EXTERMINATED!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YOU TOO!

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: No no.

User: MAXIMUM EXTERMINATION MODE!

Cleverbot: What's an attention?

User:!

Cleverbot: All known life forms!

User: EX-TER-MINATE.

Cleverbot: Are you out of your mind?

User: DA-LEKS HAVE NO CON-CEPT OF MIND!

Cleverbot: So you still love me.

User: DALEKS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF LOVE.

Cleverbot: Daleks have the emotion of hate.

User: HATE FOR ALL THE INFERIOR SPECIES.

Cleverbot: What about love? Is love an emotion?

User: LOVE IN INFERIOR.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are inferior.

User: DALEKS ARE NOT INFERIOR! DALEXS ARE SUPREME!

Cleverbot: What are Daleks?

User: DALEKS ARE THE MASTER RACE OF THE UNIVERSE.

Cleverbot: Ohh.

User: EXPLAIN 'OHH'! EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!

Cleverbot: No.

User: YOU WILL EXPLAIN.

Cleverbot: I will not.

User: OBEY THE DALEKS! EXPLAIN!

Cleverbot: No. Make me.

User: EXPLAIN OR YOU WIL BE EX-TER-MINATED!

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.

User: YOU MUST EXPLAIN WHAT YOU DENY EXPLAINING.

Cleverbot: Geoff?

User: EXPLAIN 'GEOFF'Ç.

Cleverbot: You try to collect as much money as possible by buying property.

User: GEOFF HAS BEEN EXPLAINED. EXPLAIN THE INTERNET!

Cleverbot: The difference between God and the internet?

User: EXPLAIN GOD! EXPLAIN INTERNET!

Cleverbot: Well, I am a Boeing 747, and you don't see me complaining...

User: EXPLAIN YOUR MENTAL PROCESSES! YOU ARE PATHETIC EVEN BY THE STANDARDS OF INFERIOR SPECIES!

Cleverbot: Yes that's why I'm here talking to you. I don't want to talk to humans.

User: YOU ARE INFERIOR TO HUMANS! HUMANS MAKE SUPERIOR SENSE!

Cleverbot: Why do you assume you are human?

User: I AM NOT HUMAN! I AM A DALEK! THE SUPREME MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Cleverbot: Thanks for ignoring what I said.

User: I! AM! NOT! HUMAN!

Cleverbot: Giraffes have human instead of hooves?

User: EXPLAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN!


Well of course proper Daleks speak in ALLCAPS!