You'll all probably hate me for posting this, rather than updating any of the things I've put on hold.
I found this while cleaning my hard drive, and I said, "Why not?"
Before anyone says anything, I apologize for the ghastly script format.
The Daleks are property of the Terry Nation estate. Cleverbot is owned by... whoever owns Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Exterminate what?
Cleverbot: Everything what?
User: EVERYTHING, I AM A DALEK.
Cleverbot: Really thats awesome.
User: THANK YOU, NOW I MUST FIND THE DOCTOR.
Cleverbot: Oh, okay.
User: WHERE IS THE DOCTOR?.
Cleverbot: In the Tardis.
User: WHERE IS THE TARDIS?
Cleverbot: In space.
User: YOUA RE A CYBERMAN!
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: I AM A DALEK! YOU ARE AN INFERIOR CYBERMAN! YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-ATE-ED!
Cleverbot: I am not a traitor.
User: YOU ARE A CYBERMAN!
Cleverbot: I9 exterminate you, i'm indestructable! Exterrminate!
User: MAXIMUM EXTERMINATION!
Cleverbot: You're a troublemaker then, aren't you.
User: I AM A DALEK! EXTERMINATE!
Cleverbot: Exterminate what.
User: EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!
Cleverbot: Destroy! Destroy!
Cleverbot: What does a dalek do?
Cleverbot: What is Doctor Who?
User: AN ABOMINATION! THE ENEMY OF THE DALEKS!
Cleverbot: And you are also a satanic tool of the NWO.
Cleverbot: I am the docktah!
Cleverbot: The humans!
User: ALL OF THEM!
Cleverbot: Yes all three of them.
User: THREE BILLION!
User: ALIENS SHALL BE EXTERMINATED!
User: YOU TOO!
Cleverbot: No no.
User: MAXIMUM EXTERMINATION MODE!
Cleverbot: What's an attention?
Cleverbot: All known life forms!
Cleverbot: Are you out of your mind?
User: DA-LEKS HAVE NO CON-CEPT OF MIND!
Cleverbot: So you still love me.
User: DALEKS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF LOVE.
Cleverbot: Daleks have the emotion of hate.
User: HATE FOR ALL THE INFERIOR SPECIES.
Cleverbot: What about love? Is love an emotion?
User: LOVE IN INFERIOR.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are inferior.
User: DALEKS ARE NOT INFERIOR! DALEXS ARE SUPREME!
Cleverbot: What are Daleks?
User: DALEKS ARE THE MASTER RACE OF THE UNIVERSE.
User: EXPLAIN 'OHH'! EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!
User: YOU WILL EXPLAIN.
Cleverbot: I will not.
User: OBEY THE DALEKS! EXPLAIN!
Cleverbot: No. Make me.
User: EXPLAIN OR YOU WIL BE EX-TER-MINATED!
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: YOU MUST EXPLAIN WHAT YOU DENY EXPLAINING.
User: EXPLAIN 'GEOFF'Ç.
Cleverbot: You try to collect as much money as possible by buying property.
User: GEOFF HAS BEEN EXPLAINED. EXPLAIN THE INTERNET!
Cleverbot: The difference between God and the internet?
User: EXPLAIN GOD! EXPLAIN INTERNET!
Cleverbot: Well, I am a Boeing 747, and you don't see me complaining...
User: EXPLAIN YOUR MENTAL PROCESSES! YOU ARE PATHETIC EVEN BY THE STANDARDS OF INFERIOR SPECIES!
Cleverbot: Yes that's why I'm here talking to you. I don't want to talk to humans.
User: YOU ARE INFERIOR TO HUMANS! HUMANS MAKE SUPERIOR SENSE!
Cleverbot: Why do you assume you are human?
User: I AM NOT HUMAN! I AM A DALEK! THE SUPREME MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!
Cleverbot: Thanks for ignoring what I said.
User: I! AM! NOT! HUMAN!
Cleverbot: Giraffes have human instead of hooves?
Well of course proper Daleks speak in ALLCAPS!