*incoherent mumbling* "Apple? Bleh, no, no fruit." *mumble* "Pasta? Too long... Oo, whipped cream! Definitely later."

"Tara?"

*thud* "Ow! ... Hi, Sue."

"Are you okay?" *pause* "Okay... what are you looking for?"

"Food. I'm hungry."

"What do you want?"

*pause* "I don't know."

*smothered chuckle* "Anything I can do to help?"

"Besides quitting laughing at me?"

"Sorry, honey."

"Uh-huh. C'mere."

*pause* "Why?"

"Just come here."

*pause, footsteps* *fabric rustling, a yelp* *sound of a long kiss*

"I wanted to kiss my wife."

*heavy breathing* "I'm not complaining."

"Good. 'Cuz I'm gonna do it again."

*sound of multiple kisses, fabric being dropped to the floor*

"Mm, honey..." *kiss* "You said - oh! - you said you were hungry..."

"Mmhmm..."

"But you can't... oooohhhhh gooooddddddd... *long pause* Um... can't eat me."

*silence* "I can't?"

*loud yelp* "Tara!"

*pause* "Snack time."