I FINALLY WROTE A ONESHOT! I'VE NEVER FELT PROUDER!

Disclaimer: I still don't own anything


Sunday; December 5 2010. 7:29 pm.

PuckYouVeryMuch: glee clb mting!

TheDevilWearsGucci: Okay, you seriously type like that?

PuckYouVeryMuch: sht up, hummel. im just a messngr, rachel is da 1 who wants d mting

TheDevilWearsGucci: Whatever, where?

PuckYouVeryMuch: bout 2 invite u 2 da conference

*PuckYouVeryMuch has invited you to a conference*

*TheDevilWearsGucci has joined the conference*

TheLoneStar: Kurt! So glad you came

Frankenteen: What's with the meeting, Rachel?

TheNextBeyonce: Yeah, what's up with the meeting?

TheLoneStar: Guys, I would like to address a very BIG issue to you all.

Cheerio101: That pimple on your forehead?

TheLoneStar: Shut up, Santana!

PuckYouVeryMuch: Girl fight! Girl fight!

BarbieToYourKen: Control yourself, Noah.

PuckYouVeryMuch: Ur nt my mom

KenToYourBarbie: Listen to the woman, Puck

TheDevilWearsGucci: Oh dear God, they have matching names

GothChick: I think it's cute. I wish Mike would do that :/

TheDancingNinja: A) I'M RIGHT HERE B)Let it go, Tina. We've talked about this. IT'S LAME

GothChick: …There's no need to shout

JacobIsTheMan: Ooohhh, Do I smell trouble in paradise?

IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: Who invited him^ here?

JacobIsTheMan: Artie! Just the person I was looking for. What can you say about the whole Asian Fusion? I hear from a very trusted source that dating Brittney was just a whole distraction from your feeling for a certain Asian. Is it true?

TheLoneStar: Jacob, Why are you here?

JacobIsTheMan: …I'm a very lonely person

TheDevilWearsGucci: AAAAAAAAAAAND, Blocked.

*JacobIsTheMan is now blocked from this conference*

TheNextBeyonce: Again, what is the point of this?

Frankenteen: Wait, where's Brittney?

IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: She still doesn't know how to use the computer.

Frankenteen: Oh. Okay.

TheDevilWearsGucci: Anyway, Rachel, you have something to tell us? I have a night facial schedule to follow

TheLoneStar: Right back to the topic. As you all know, Mister Schue's birthday is coming up this Friday. I say we hold a surprise party

PuckYouVeryMuch: Jst bcuz ur inluv wid him doesn't mean we should 2

Frankenteen: I actually agree with Rachel. Mister Shue has given us so much, we should give back

KenToYourBarbie: Not to rain on your parades, but I'm really busy, you know? Things to do and stuff.

BarbieToYourKen: I agree with Sam.

TheDancingNinja: Of course you do…

BarbieToYourKen: WHAT DOES THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?

TheDancingNinja: Nothing. Jeez, women these days.

BarbieToYourKen: Anywaaay, we're busy, Rachel. I, for one, must organize Coach Slyvester's charity event

GothChick: Coach Slyvester does charity?

BarbieToYourKen: Not really. I mean, the title is 'Why be you when you can be new; a charity for ugly people to have plastic surgery today!'

Cheerio101: Berry, you should totally join. Maybe they'll reduce your nose small enough you'd resemble a human. It's a FAT chance, but you can hope.

TheLoneStar: Very funny, Satan

TheLoneStar: I mean, Santana

Cheerio101: I WILL CUT YOU, MIDGET. I. WILL. CUT. YOU.

PuckYouVeryMuch: GIRL FIGHT! GIRL FIGHT!

TheDevilWearsGucci: Noah, BEHAVE. Now girls, make peace and finish this damn thing. I still have to do my facial.

Frankenteen: Want me to help you?

TheDevilWearsGucci: No, Finn. Remember the last time?

Frankenteen:…I said I was sorry.

TheDevilWearsGucci: I forgive you but I don't think twinkles the cat does.

PuckYouVeryMuch:…

BarbieToYourKen:…

Cheerio101:…

TheDancingNinja:…

IWheelMyChairBackAndForth:…

GothChick:…

TheNextBeyonce:…

TheLoneStar:…OKaaaaaaay. Moving on. So you guys, party. I will organize it of course. I think the theme should be; The rising star

TheNextBeyonce: C'mon, it's already a bday party for Mister Schue and it's still about you?

TheLoneStar:..Then what do you think it should be?

IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: How 'bout broadway? Mister Schue seems to like a LOT of those

TheLoneStar: Brilliant! I can do that. Now, food?

PuckYouVeryMuch: i cn do it!

BarbieToYourKen: No way. Remember the last time you handled food?

TheDevilWearsGucci: I'll help, Noah, and make sure he doesn't slip anything to the food.

PuckYouVeryMuch: THT WAS 1 TIME. 1 EFFING TIME.

TheLoneStar: Okay, decorations? I can do it but I need help

Frankenteen: I'll help you

TheLoneStar: Thank you, Finn

Cheerio101: Awkward…

TheDevilWearsGucci: I love how you bluntly contribute to this conversation, Santana

TheLoneStar: We should have one big song number for him. I'll be happy to lend my talent.

GothChick: Me, Mercedes and Artie will take care of that.

TheDancingNinja: Me and Brittney can choreograph.

TheLoneStar: So that's it. I'll see you all on Monday for further planning. Bye!

*Cheerio101 has logged out*

*TheGothChick has logged out*

*TheDancingNinja has logged out*

*TheBarbieToYourKen has logged out*

*TheKenToYourBarbie has logged out*

*IWheelMyChairBackAndForth has logged out*

*TheNextBeyonce has logged out*

TheLoneStar: So, Finn, we'll just meet up at your house, okay?

Frankenteen: Okay.

TheLoneStar: Okay.

TheDevilWearsGucci:…and then you both erupted into flames of unresolved sexual tension

Frankenteen: Bye

TheLoneStar: Bye

*TheLoneStar has logged out*

*Frankenteen has logged out*

PuckYouVeryMuch: ^Sme tme as ders?

TheDevilWearsGucci: You do know that the keyboard has the WHOLE alphabet right?

PuckYouVeryMuch: Whutever,man. Latr.

*PuckYouVeryMuch has logged out*


Monday. December 6, 2010. 10:21 am

PuckYouVeryMuch: im board

TheDevilWearsGucci: And I'm chalk

PuckYouVeryMuch: no, like I have noting 2 do

TheDevilWearsGucci:…

TheDevilWearsGucci: I hope you don't breed

PuckYouVeryMuch: Y? im awesome!

TheDevilWearsGucci: Why are you talking to me again?

PuckYouVeryMuch: ur da only 1 online

PuckYouVerMuch: im board

TheDevilWearsGucci: So I've heard

PuckYouVeryMuch: lets ply a gme!

TheDevilWearsGucci: Don't you have class?

PuckYouVeryMuch: i do

TheDevilWearsGucci: Why don't you listen then?

PuckYouVeryMuch: its not lke ill use chem whn i grw up

TheDevilWearsGucci: Touché

PuckYoueryMuch: Wat? n Y arn't u in clss?

TheDevilWearsGucci: I'm sick. I'm at home.

PuckYouVeryMuch: i think i jst found wat i should do

TheDevilWearsGucci: Whaaaat?

TheDevilWearsGucci: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, NOAH?

TheDevilWearsGucci: NOAH!

TheDevilWearsGucci: DAMMIT NOAH ANSWER ME

*PuckYouVeryMuch has logged out*

TheDevilWearsGucci: Crap. What the hell did I just do?


Monday, December 6 2010. 4:20 pm

*Frankenteen has logged in*

Frankenteen: Kurt. What's Puck doing in our bathroom?

TheDevilWearsGucci: He stupidly spilled cake flour all over himself.

Frankenteen: What are YOU covered in cake flour?

TheDevilWearsGucci: He tried to hug me afterwards

Frankenteen: Okay?

TheDevilWearsGucci: Don't worry, Finn. All we did was watch some TV and try to bake, NOTHING else

Frankenteen: If you're sure…

TheDevilWearsGucci: OF COURSE I'M SURE

Frankenteen: No need to get snippy

TheDevilWearsGucci: Sorry

TheDevilWearsGucci: Wait. Is that Rachel in your room?

Frankenteen: Bye Kurt!

Frankenteen: AND DON'T YOU DARE SET FOOT INTO MY ROOM
Frankenteen: Bye!

*Frankenteen has logged out*

TheDevilWearsGucci: I didn't see that coming *insert large dosage of sarcasm here*


Tuesday, December 7 2010 9:45 am

PuckYouVeryMuch: i c ur still sck

TheDevilWearsGucci: And you're still skipping

PuckYouVerMuch:..Wanna hng out?

TheDevilWearsGucci: Wow, you actually asked this time

PuckYouVerMuch: Is dat a yes?

TheDevilWearsGucci:…The front door is wide open

PuckYouVeryMuch: Sweet

*PuckYouVeryMuch has logged out*


Tuesday December 7 2010. 5:20

*TheNextBeyonce has logged in*

TheNextBeyonce: You weren't in glee today

TheDevilWearsGucci: I'm sick, you know that

TheNextBeyonce: So was Puck

TheDevilWearsGucci: We just hung out, 'Cedes

TheNextBeyonce: Mh-hm. Just be careful alright?

TheDevilWearsGucci:…

TheDevilWearsGucci: Thanks, Mercedes.

TheNextBeyonce: Need to do HW now. Bye, honey.

TheDevilWearsGucci: Bye

*TheNextBeyonce has logged out*


Tuesday December 7 2010 9:30 pm

*PuckYouVeryMuch has logged in*

TheDevilWearsGucci: That was a fast drive

PuckYouVeryMuch: im an awezom drver

PuckYouVeryMuch: betcha alredy miss me

TheDevilWearsGucci: FAT chance

PuckYouVeryMuch: R U CALLING ME FAT?

TheDevilWearsGucci: I did not expect that reaction

TheDevilWearsGucci: And no I did not

PuckYouVeryMuch: .

TheDevilWearsGucci: Anyway, My car's in the shop and Finn got my sickness. Can I hitch a ride to school with you tomorrow?

PuckYouVeryMuch: yeh. Sure. Pck u up at 7

TheDevilWearsGucci: Thanks.

PuckYouVeryMuch: So last week I…

Wednesday December 8 2010 8:30am

TheNextBeyonce: BOY! What happened to you? You look like you're about to drop

TheDevilWearsGucci: I didn't get much sleep last night

TheNextBeyonce: Were you IMing Puck again?

TheNextBeyonce: Kurt?

TheNextBeyonce: Kurt, answer me

TheNextBeyonce: KURT

TheNextBeyonce: KUUUUUUUUUURT

*BUZZ*

TheDevilWearsGucci: BYE 'CEDES!

*TheDevilWearsGucci has logged out*

TheNextBeyonce: As long as you're happy.


Wednesday December 8 2010 4:20 pm

TheLoneStar: Did you guys see what I see?

BarbieToYourKen: YES! It's unbelievable

GothChick: But like so obvious!

TheLoneStar: I KNOW!

TheNextBeyonce: My bet they'll kiss on Mister Schue's birthday

BerbieToYourKen: I go for after it

TheNextBeyonce: Bet?

BarbieToYourKen: Sure

IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: What are you girls talking about?

TheDancingNinja: Yeah, what?

KenToYourBarbie: You girls have been so giddy the whole day, what are you talking about?

BarbieToYourKen: Puck

GothChick: And

TheNextBeyonce: Kurt

TheLoneStar: TOGETHER!

Frankenteen: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

BarbieToYourKen: Men are so blind

GothChick: Totally

TheLoneStar: HELLOOOOOOOOOO! They've been spending their days together for about three days now!

IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: Where are Puck and Kurt anyway?

TheNextBeyonce: Hopefully together.

TheLoneStar: Oooh! Girls, let's meet up. There's something I need to discuss

GothChick: My house. Twenty minutes from now.

TheLoneStar: And Bring Santana and Brittney!

BarbieToYourKen: On it!

*TheLoneStar has logged out*

*TheNextBeyonce has logged out*

*BarbieToYourKen has logged out*

*GothChick has logged out*

TheDancingNinja:…

KenToYourBarbie: I can't even-

IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: Women are so confusing

Frankenteen: Totally.


Thursday December 9 2010 4:32 pm

GothChick: Okay, seriously, CAN PUCK AND KURT BE ANYMORE OF A COUPLE?

TheLoneStar: I KNOW RIGHT?


Friday December 10 2010 5:30 pm

TheDancingNinja: Now I see what you girls mean.

TheNextBeyonce: I guess this means I win the bet?

BarbieToYourKen: I guess you do.


Friday December 10 2010 7:30 pm

PuckYouVeryMuch: ur eyes r blue lke da ocean and Baby im lost at c

PuckYouVeryMuch: did da sun comeout or did u smle at me?

PuckYouVeryMuch: ive been trying 2 ask u but i cant seem to speak

PuckYouVeryMuch: was it luv at 1st site cuz i walk by last wek

PuckYouVeryMuch: im singing falalalala

TheDevilWearsGucci: Noah, what the hell are you doing?

PuckYouVeryMuch: well, u said i should b romantic b4 so im serenading u

TheDevilWearsGucci: in the internet

PuckYouVeryMuch: yes

PuckYouVeryMuch: nw let me cntnue

PuckYouVeryMuch: ur lips look so lonely would dey lke 2 meet mine

PuckYouVeryMuch: u r da 1 I've been hoping 2 fnd

PuckYouVeryMuch: ur so sweet u put tat u Hershey's out of business

PuckYouVeryMuch: cn i hav a photograph 2 show that agels truly exist?

TheDevilWearsGucci: The front door is wide open

PuckYouVeryMuch: Sweet

PuckYouVeryMuch: C ya


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