Alfred was listening to his I-pod, which had songs such as "Proud To be an American" and "American Saturday Night" and many others.
Currently, he heard of this song called "The Bed Intruder" and downloaded it quickly, it was what all his citizens were talking about and listening to.
Today was his first time listening to the song.
"Man, even though he's talking about attempted rape, it's so catchy!" Alfred said to no one in particular.
Alfred started to hum the beat of the song and almost started dancing.
Francis knock on Alfred's door, he was suppose to deliver a message to the young American.
"Hello? America? Are you here?" Francis heard him talking on the other side of the door.
"America, I'm coming in." said Francis as he turned the doorknob. He saw the American, sitting on his couch with his headphones with his laptop on his, well…lap.
"He's climbing yo windows he's snatching yo people up!
Tryin' to rape 'em, so yall need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife hide yo kids and hide yo wife and hide yo husband, 'cause they raping errbody out here!"
At that moment, for no reason at all, Sweden hide Finland in a closet.
Now, back to Alfred.
"You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you!
We gonna find you. We gonna find you, so ,you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that, homeboy home home homeboy.
We got your T-shirt and fingerprints and all, You are so dumb! You are really dumb! For real!"
Francis stood there dumbfounded, was Alfred talking to him? No! He couldn't be! Any time France "invaded" a nation with no permission, he ALWAYS got rid of the evidenced. Could he be throw into jail?
Francis started to beg on his hands and knees. "No! I didn't do it! I'm innocent I tell you! INNOCENT! Don't believe him…or her!"
Alfred finally took off his headphones.
"Umm France? What the hell are doing here?"
Yeah, my first story! Haha, yeah, I failed didn't I? I was listening to the Bed Intruder song, you know, by Antoine Dodson and I thought of France freaking out, thinking the song was about him and his "invasions"
Please don't take this the wrong way, I know it's different for the Dodson's but this is just crack/humor.