I've been planning on genderbending Sweden for Finland's birthday since Sweden's birthday. if you don't remember, go read the last section of Sweden's birthday fanfic.

please tell me what you think of this one. its another one of those ones that are formatted differently. I personally like it, despite the fact that its probably the shortest of all the stories.


Finland smiled as Sealand, Latvia, and Hanatamago played tag. "So tell me, how has your birthday been so far?" Estonia asked. Finland laughed.

"It's been great! England used his magic to make something really awesome for me! Combined with the Moomin you gave me, the yummy cake Russia sent along with you, Latvia's new Santa hat, Sealand's drawing, and America's confession that Santa does indeed live in Finland...its the best year ever!"

"I'm glad to hear it," Estonia smiled. Latvia stopped playing, walking up to Finland.

"I almost forgot to give you Poland's present," Latvia panted, holding out a giftcard.

"A free trip to a spa...it includes unlimited sauna time!" Finland cried. "Tell him I said thank you!" He added. Latvia nodded.

So, where is Sweden?" Estonia asked. Finland smirked.

"She'll be waking up soon."


Sweden sat up without his shirt on. Something was wrong, his chest felt heavy...he ran to the bathroom and checked in the mirror, stifling a scream. On his chest were huge lumps. No, not lumps. Breasts. Like the ones women had. What the hell?

"Tino!" He called, but his voice was higher in pitch. He felt his hair, noticing it was a bit longer and more silky. His eyelashes were longer and his lips were full and pink. A scary thought hit him then, and he pulled open his pajama bottoms to check.

"NOOOOO!" Finland looked up at the Swedish girl, who was wearing a short lavender dress without sleeves. "Tino, I demand to know what you did!" She shouted. Finland's eyes brightened.

"Why, hello, my lovely wife! How are you this wonderful day?" Finland asked innocently.

"I'm a girl!" Sweden answered angrily. Estonia rubbed his eyes, wondering if it was a dream.

"Yes, my dear, I see that. Don't worry; you'll turn back when my birthday is over," Finland replied calmly.

"Dad's a chick?" Sealand asked softly, confused. Latvia shrugged.

"What did you do with my clothes?" Sweden inquired.

"Hid them. That's Ukraine's dress," Finland answered. Sweden glared down at her Finnish counterpart. "I admitted I was your wife on your birthday, so you get turned into my wife on my birthday!" Finland explained.

Sweden glared harder. She bit her lip, and then crossed her arms and huffed out a, "Fine." Finland stood up, planting a kiss on the Swede's lips.

"Thank you, Su-chan!" He chirped. Sweden's eye twitched.


Finland's stomach was growling. He shrugged, standing and going over to the cake. There was one piece left, and he reached for it.

It was gone before he could touch it. Finland looked up at Sweden, who had the cake on a plate and was using a small fork to take small bites of it. "Hey, why do you get the last piece?" Finland whined. Sweden looked up.

"Because I'm a lady, that's why," She huffed. Finland grumbled under his breath. "Well, maybe if you come here, I'll give you something better," Sweden's voice purred, dripping with honey. She batted her long lashes at the Finn.

Finland moved over to her side, and she smiled. "I said maybe." With that said, Sweden walked away, swinging her hips teasingly. Finland grumbled even more.

After the party ended and the guests left, Finland was sitting on the couch and reading a book. He looked up at Sweden, who had walked into the room like a model on the runway. She stopped by the kitchen counter and leaned against it. She had found her boy clothes, though they were too big on her.

Finland rolled his eyes and went back to his book. "Hey, Tino?" Sweden asked softly, shifting so she could look at him better. Finland looked up at her, annoyed.

"Yes, honey?" He questioned. Sweden had a thoughtful look on her face.

"Do you like me better as a girl?" She whispered. Finland frowned at her, then checked the clock.

"Why would you think that?" he replied.

"I'm scary as a boy. Everyone is afraid of me, and you act like you don't love me. Maybe if I just stayed like this..." Tears welled up in her eyes, "you'd actually start to love me!" The Swede started to sob.

Finland checked the clock. He had four minutes to make her feel better about being a boy, or she would stay a girl forever. "Sweden, I don't care if you are a girl or a boy," He told her softly.

Sweden shook her head and cried harder. Finland got up and ran up to her, hugging her tightly. She buried her face in the crook of his neck. "I didn't know you didn't think I loved you," He added, kissing her cheek. "I thought you knew."

"You mean it, Tino? You loved me before?" She asked, surprised. Finland nodded.

"Of course I mean it. I love you, Sweden, as a person," He smiled. Sweden grew taller, her chest flattening and her hair growing short and messy. Her shoulders broadened and she smiled.

"I love you too-," He smiled, leaning in to capture the Finn's lips. He smirked then, pulling away and whispering in Finland's ear, "-my wife."

Finland puffed out his cheeks in annoyance, his face going red.


"Because I'm a lady, that's why." -Aristocats (sp?) I just thought it would work so well lmao

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