December 19, 2010

Quick Bryg! Help me step up these laser cannons."

Why Misty?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Just because I can."

"Okay, so who's butts are we going to kick?"

"Whoever we decide to."

"Misty?"

"Yeah?"

"What do you want for Christmas?"

"Either a S.A.R.A.H. Or that kettle from Warehouse 13."

"The one that grants wishes and if it can't you get a ferret?"

"Yup!"

"Are you sure you don't want a B.R.A.D.?"

"NO! B.R.A.D. Is dangerous!"

It was becoming a ritual. Dave would open the boxes and then he'd read the card.

'On the sixth day of Christmas a Truth fan sent to you: six blaster turrets, five repulsor lifts! Four tracking devices, three vibro blades, two training remotes and some parts to a Delta 7B!'

December 20, 2010

"YES! Seven, count them, seven holocron crystals!"

"Glad that you're happy Misty."

"Lets find out what's on them!"

Dave was surprised ti find the card taped to one of the boxes.

'On the seventh day of Christmas a True Fan sent to you: seven sets of clone armor, six blaster turrets, five repulsor lifts! Four tracking devices, three vibro blades, two training remotes and some parts to a Delta 7B!'

December 21, 2010

"Eight lightsaber hilts!"

"Why all the excitem- oh! Last year you got lightsaber crystals."

"Yup, maybe next year I'll be able to build some lightsabers.

Again Dave found the card taped to the outside of one of the boxes.

'On the eighth day of Christmas a True Fan sent to you: eight commlinks, seven sets of clone armor, six blaster turrets, five repulsor lifts! Four tacking devices, three vibro blades, two training remotes and some parts to a Delta 7B!

December 22, 2010

"That was so much fun!"

"Glad you had fun Misty."

"Those battle droids didn't stand a chance!"

Dave opened the card.

'On the ninth day of Christmas a True Fan sent to you: nine tactical droids, eight commlinks, seven sets of clone armor, six blaster turrets, five repulsor lifts! Four tacking devices, three vibro blades, two training remotes and some parts to a Delta 7B!'

Dave's jaw dropped.

'P.S. You are free to destroy the droids with the blasters turrets'.

December 23, 2010

'Where's a bunch of droids when you need them?"

"Eager to try out the blaster rifles Misty?"

"Yup."

Dave jumped when a knock came.

He got up and opened the door and gasped. There standing in front of him were a bunch of men and woman dressed as Jedi

One of them handed him a card.

'On the tenth day of Christmas a True Fan sent to you: Ten Jedi Knights and Masters, nine tactical droids, eight commlinks, seven sets of clone armor, six blaster turrets, five repulsor lifts! Four tacking devices, three vibro blades, two training remotes and some parts to a Delta 7B!'

Dave sat down.

What am I going to do with thirty Jedi Knights?

December 24, 2010

"Glad that I have those Star Destroyers from last year."

"Why?"

"Because I have a place to put the TIE fighters."

"Oh,"

"By the way Bryg Vader has a Super Star Destroyer not a dreadnought."

"What makes you so sure Misty?"

"It's referred to as a Super Star Destroyer in Return of the Jedi."

"Got to watch the movies again."

"If your family has nothing planned then we'll do a Star Wars marathon."

"Do we have to watch Revenge of the Sith?"

"We can just watch four, five and six if you want."

Dave wasn't surprised by the knock on his office door.

He opened it to find another group of Jedi and some men wearing the uniforms of admirals.

A card was handed to him and he opened it.

'On the eleventh day of Christmas a True Fan sent to you eleven admirals, Ten Jedi Knights and Masters, nine tactical droids, eight commlinks, seven sets of clone armor, six blaster turrets, five repulsor lifts! Four tacking devices, three vibro blades, two training remotes and some parts to a Delta 7B!'

Dave stared at the admirals.

"Are you Republic or Imperial?" He asked.

"A mixture of both." One of them said.

Great, I have two sides that hate each other.

December 25, 2010

"Twelve Jedi Masters and a whole heap of presents, including a Star Wars mug!"

"That swell Misty!"

Dave sat in his apartment enjoying a mug of hot chocolate when the door bell rang.

Setting the mug aside he got up, opened the door and gasped.

Standing there were the Jedi Knights and Master, the admirals, a group of what appeared to be Jedi padawans. Several of them were holding boxes.

He was handed the card.

'On the twelfth day of Christmas a True Fan sent to you: twelve great blueprints, eleven admirals, Ten Jedi Knights and Masters, nine tactical droids, eight commlinks, seven sets of clone armor, six blaster turrets, five repulsor lifts! Four tacking devices, three vibro blades, two training remotes and some parts to a Delta 7B!''

"There's blueprints for a Delta 7B among the blueprints." a familiar voice said.

Dave looked up to see Plo Koon among the assembled people.

"We can help you build it." Another familiar voice said.

Dave gasped when he saw Anakin Skywalker standing with Ahsoka.

"But you're not a Jedi Knight." He said.

"Padawans come with their Masters." Ahsoka explained.

Dave quickly did a head count and discovered that he had nearly eight extra Jedi.

Great, just great.

At that moment the phone rang.

"Hello?" Dave asked.

"Merry Christmas Mr. Filoni!" Dozens of voices said as one.

"We hope you like your presents!"

Then the call ended.

The End