A/n: HEY THERE! How is everyone? Well, hopefully? :D

Sorry about the wait, I have these pointless things called GCSEs that I'm supposed to focus on…

Anyway, sorry that I didn't really reply to reviews. For some reason, whenever I click the link to reply to the review, it says 'page 404 not found'. I'M NOT EVEN LOOKING FOR PAGE 404 DAMNIT!

*takes a deep breath* Okay, I'm calm now. I'll just reply to your reviews on here this time, and if it isn't fixed next time I'll just send you messages :D unless you have not account… then you'll get your reply next time…

Just have to say, I am LOVING the response last chapter got. Thanks guys! 3

Tenn: Lol :D You read it in two days non stop, or took breaks? Lol :) I'm glad you liked it :D And sure, I can bring in more Moriarty ;)

Monika Watson: I'm glad you like the idea :D And the fic. Hope you like this chapter!

Syagrius: You read it in one go too? :D Glad you liked that bit, it was a random bit, I know :)

Azaelea: I'm glad it was worth it :) I'm trying not to leave the updates for so long, but I've only got one exam left so it's all good :) And yes, Moriarty is creepy lol. I'm glad you like his randomness though :) I can't imagine that is a good way to eat really :L Anyway, hope you enjoy this :)

Isolde-Blue: I'm glad you like it! XD And she'll be back ;)

Vamp61616: That's good :) I didn't wanna be making you all wait for something crap lol :)

Z. Star: Why hello there! :D Twitter… I suppose I could try… ;D I'm glad you found it funny! And okey dokey, no problem :D (P.S. I haven't heard from you in ages! We need to speak again!)

Militarybrat: Lol. Glad you like that :)

Matteic: Lol :) Hopefully, it'll work out well :D Good idea :D

Lumoa: *bows while you applaud* Why thank you! Lol, that would be pretty funny… I might have to do that :D

DarthJackie: Lol. I know. It was very, very random. No idea where it came from :L I'm glad you liked the chapter :)

Noelle M: Lol :) glad you thought so :) Yes, poor Sherlock. Anderson is highly irritating lol :)

Detectiveatwork: I'm glad you liked it! I hope your friends don't think you're too crazy ;)

Quinn: Lol. I can imagine what that's like :) hope you like this one too!

Marissa: Thank you! I'm really glad you like my writing :) I used to really suck when I first started lol. Lol me too :D

Bablet: I'm glad it was worth it :) It would've been awkward if it was crap, wouldn't it? :)

SabrinaPhynn: I'm glad :) hope your day wasn't bad?

Vengeance Author: Lol I quite like him in this too :) Don't worry, Irene will be back :D

...Me: Lol :D I laugh into my pillow a lot too :) *high fives*

Moonspun Dragon: *flinches* Thank you for not throwing that. It could've been painful! I'm glad you liked it :)

Personofnoconcern3000: I'm glad you did :D

Wow. That was a lot of reviews… THANKS!


Wednesday 8th June 2011 – 10.32am, text messages start between Anderson and Sally Donovan.

Can you believe Freak? Look at him; walking around, spouting off ridiculous crap. Xx – SD

I know. I don't see why Lestrade puts up with him. He's an arrogant prick. Xx – A

Oh look, now he's looking at his Blackberry. Posh twat. Xx – SD

What does he even look at on there? Xx – A

I don't know. Probably something that only 'genius' people can look at. Xx – SD

Do you think there's something going on between him and John? Xx – A

I did. But then John got a girlfriend, and Freak started sleeping with that pretty American woman. Xx – SD

Oh yeah. I forgot about her. It's just weird how close they are. What's it called…? 'Bromance' or something? Xx – A

Something like that. Now he's looking at us. Xx – SD

He knows we're texting each other. Xx – A

Right. I'll see you at mine later tonight. Xx – SD

See you then. Xx – A

Wednesday 8th June 2011 – 10.45am, text messages start between Sherlock Holmes, Anderson and Sally Donovan.

You know, if you're going to text each other at work, you could at least do it subtly. Honestly, two elephants running around the crime scene in tights couldn't have been more obvious. – SH

Shut up, Freak. – SD

Why don't you just bugger off? – A

Sally; I'm not speaking, I'm texting. Anderson; very creative. Well done. Would you like a treat? – SH

Screw you. – A

No thank you Anderson, that's what you have Sally for. Now, I must be off. Looking at you two simpletons too long always does make me feel rather nauseous. – SH

Wednesday 8th June 2011 – 10.56am, text messages start between Sherlock Holmes and Jim Moriarty.

I like how you deal with those officers. Very effective. Xx – M

One; Stop spying on me. Two; Stop texting me. And Three; Stop putting kisses. – SH

Now, now Sherlock, you know I will never leave you alone. There's no point even going over it. Xx – M

Sadly, that's true. But seriously; the kisses? – SH

Don't try telling me you wouldn't like it. I've seen the way you look at me. Xx – M

In disgust? – SH

Disgust? That's not the vibe I was getting… xx – M

Well then, you aren't as clever as I first thought. Shame. – SH

Now that's just rude. You've upset me. I'm going to go and cause someone pain. I'll speak to you later xx – M

That's all it takes? If only I'd known sooner. – SH

Wednesday 8th June 2011 – 11.06am, text messages start Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.

I've found a way of making Moriarty temporarily leave me alone. – SH

Really? How? – JW

Insult his intelligence. – SH

Really? That's… weird. – JW

Indeed. Oh, tell Sarah she can have her bowl back. – SH

Her… bowl? What have you done to it? – JW

She left it here when she bought over that pudding stuff. I used it in an experiment, but that's over now so she can have it back. – SH

And what experiment did you do? – JW

I don't think you really want to know. – SH

Neither do I. But I need to. – JW

Very well. I was testing the rate at which a finger will decompose whilst submerged in sulphuric acid. – SH

… I have a feeling she won't want that back. – JW

It's clean. – SH

Ish – SH

Still, knowing what's been in there will probably be enough to make her sick. – JW

Fine. We'll keep it. You can use it for your cereal. – SH

No. No way. – JW

And I have to get back to work. I'll see you later. – JW

Right. – SH

Wednesday 8th June 2011 – 11.16am, text messages start Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler.

Hello sweetie, long time no speak xxx – IA

Yes. It has been a while. So what do you want? – SH

Other than you? Hmm… I could use a new necklace? Anyway, I'm back in London. We should meet up ;) xxx – IA

Why on earth would I want to do that? So you can handcuff me again? I don't think so. – SH

Oh please. Don't pretend you don't like it. I know you do ;) xxx – IA

Why do people keep putting kisses in my texts? And no I don't. You force me. – SH

I don't recall me forcing you to rip my shirt off…? ;) Xxx – IA

I didn't. That was your imagination playing tricks on you. – SH

Oh, if it was my imagination you would've never left ;) xxx – IA

You were the one who left. And left me handcuffed to a bed. – SH

Ah, yes, but I had hoped you'd still be there when I got back, hun. Xxx – IA

Right. Well I have to go now. There's been another murder. – SH

Fine. I'll pop over tonight to show you how much I've missed you xxx – IA

No you won't. – SH

Yes I will. ;) Xxx – IA

It was worth a try. – SH

Wednesday 8th June 2011 – 12.17pm, text messages start Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.

John, there's been a murder. I'll pick you up on the way. – SH

I'm working, Sherlock. – JW

And? – SH

So I can't leave. – JW

Yes you can. I'll have Mycroft sort everything out. I'll be there in 20 minutes. – SH

Fine. Whatever. What's happened? – JW

A man who was dressed as a clown on his way to a children's birthday party was shot five times. – SH

Oh… that's a bit sick. – JW

In front of the children. No body saw the shooter. – SH

That is REALLY sick. Not a bit. – JW

Indeed. See you soon. – SH


A/n: I know it isn't very long, but I had no idea what to do lol.

Oh, and in regards to the sequel: I'm thinking about carrying this one on (because it has the most reviews out of all of my stories and I don't wanna let it go :D) and starting a separate story for the Facebook etc. one.

Sound good? Let me know :D