Disclaimer: I do not own William Shakespeare, or any of his plays. If I did, I wouldn't be on this site, and everything would be written in plain and simple English.
Part the 1st; Macbeth.
(Act I, scene I; somewhere in Scotland a long time ago)
.Thunder & lightning. Enter 3 witches
First Witch: When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
Second Witch: When the hurly-burly's done, when the battle's lost and one.
Third Witch: Is hurly-burly even a word? Or art thou just making it up?
Shakespeare: Third Witch! Thou art breaking the fourth wall
Which I intend to leave intact
For the 'mainder* of this act.
All three Witches: …
CelticKawaii: Behold dear readers! This is crack!
From the front page to the back.
Be thou warned, for I am extremely random.
All (including Shakespeare): That doesn't even rhyme!
CelticKawaii: Well, FYI, the words "again" and "rain" don't rhyme either. Oh and by the way, "hurly-burly" isn't a word. Just saying…
Shakespeare: Be thou gone now, n00b!
Hecate: And where do I come in?
Shakespeare *facepalm*: Later.
Joshua: Hey. What's goin' on?
CelticKawaii: Dude, you're in the wrong fic!
Joshua: I am? *emo*
Shakespeare: Ugh! Why art thou even here, thou n00b?
CelticKawaii: Hey now! That's impolite! Do you need to rub it in?
Shakespeare *glares*: Can we get on with the act, already?
Third Witch *clears : That will be ere the set of sun.
First Witch: Where the place?
Second Witch: Upon the heath.
Third Witch: There to meet with Macbeth.
First Witch: I come, Graymalkin
Second Witch: Paddock calls.
Third Witch: Anon!
Joshua: Who's 'Anon?' Is that like you're screen name?
CelticKawaii: Dude, get out of here!
At this point, CelticKawaii decided it was best to stop here and leave her readers (hopefully) rolling on the floor in laughter, whilst gasping for breath. Or perhaps to simply leave them wondering what the hell they just read, and get on with her "busy" life.
Hope you enjoyed. Joshua is one of my OC's in another fic I'm working on. He hasn't made an appearance yet, but he'll come up later on in that story. This won't be the last time random characters make inappropriate cameos in here. Please review! XD.