"Keele?"

"...what Reid?"

"If I was...say...trapped in a burning building, would you save me?"

"...what kind of a question is that!"

"Exactly what it sounds like!"

"...Do I HAVE to answer?"

"Yes."

...

"Ok well it depends on a few things. Mainly how badly the building's on fire, if you were the only one in there...if it wouldn't endanger anyone else's life if I did so..."

"...so if all those things were...you know, safe, then would you save me?"

"Perhaps, yes,"

"Hm, I see, and how about...if Meredy was in there to, who would you save first?"

"...Meredy!"

"...oh, well yeah, of course you would, that makes perfect sense, because, you know, you...uh...l've h'r..."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing, nothing I swear!"

"Reid, for your information, I would save her because you are a huge, muscle bound swordsman and she's a small girl! If-"

"Woah, woah woah, you callin' me fat?"

"...when did I once call you that?"

"Well you basically said that you wouldn't save me because I'm too heavy!"

"...no I didn't...I meant that you have a better chance of escaping on your own than Meredy!"

"Oh...well fine then!"

"Good..."

"..."

"But yes, you would be too heavy,"

"Hey! Now you definitely are calling me fat now! Sorry that you are a weakling Keele, but when Farah can lift me up and you can't, it just proves that I'm not heavy, you're weak, hmmph!"

"..."

"Or Farah is freakishly strong..."

"S-shut up! Ass hole!"

"Anyway now I'd definitely save Meredy first and don't be surprised if I leave you in there,"

"Fine! Me being the muscle bound swordsman, I can make my own way out anyway, why would I ask for your help!"

"I really don't know Reid, I really don't know. Just go back to your wonderful brainless world and I'll go back to my book alright? I've already wasted about three minutes of today talking to you,"

"..."

"Well, I'm kind of offended now,"

"What?"

"I'm kind of offended,"

"Why?"

"For reasons I think you understand very clearly,"

"Ok, tell me your reasons then Reid,"

"Well for a start, you chose a brainless book over an intellectual, philosophical-"

"Reid, I doubt you even know what philosophical means!"

"...hasn't your Mother ever taught you that interrupting is rude? I mean seriously man, anyway an intellectual philosophical conversation with me!"

"..."

"Hehe..."

"Shove your 'intellectual, philosophical' shit up your arse!"

"Woah, woah, no need to get like that!"

Reid, just shut up and let me read ok!"

"...ok"

"..."

"..."

"...Fine, I'll let you read...read is my middle name! Actually it's my first ha ha see Reid, read? You get me?"

"..."

"...not destined to be a comedian, right,"

"..."

"...doo doo doo...do doo doo doooo...doo doo doo...chu chu lovely muni muni mura mura...chu chu lovely muni muni mura mura...chu chu lovely-"

"...no singing!"

"..."

"..."

"...lovely muni muni mura mura..."

"Agh!"

"Ok, sorry, sorry, I'll be quiet now I promise! Sorry!"

"Thankyou..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...brr brr brrr..hmm...hmm...hmm..."

"..."

"...chu chu lovely-"

"Reid!"

"Ok sorry! Sorry! God you're so boring!"

"...Look, I'm not asking for much, alright, just stay quiet until I finish this chapter, ok?"

"Ok, fine, I can do that!"

"Ok,"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Hey Keele?"

"WHAT?"

"...what about if I was jumping off a cliff?"