A/N: I (Nekoi Hiokans) and my friend (Bagel-chan) apologize for whatever you are about to read. We swear that no people were harmed in the making of this, but we can say much for our sanity.

Bagel-chan: -nods and agrees-


Richard Castle is now friends with Kate Beckett, Kevin Ryan, and Javier Esposito.

37 minutes ago Comment Like ∙ Kate Beckett, Kevin Ryan, and 3 other people like this

Javier Esposito ∙ Hah! I can stalk you now!

35 minutes ago Like ∙ 2 people like this

Kate Beckett Esposito, you sound like a creepy stalker-ish fangirl.

35 minutes ago Like

Kevin Ryan Dude, give me your man card!

34 minutes ago Like

Javier Esposito Dude, you never HAD a man card, so stop trying to take mine!

34 minutes ago ∙ Like ∙ 3 people like this

Kevin Ryan ∙ Do you even KNOW what a man card is?

34 minutes ago ∙ Like ∙ 3 people like this

Kate Beckett Don't make me call Lanie!

34 minutes ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle That's just cruel but thanks for reminding me that I have to friend her!

33 minutes ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ -shakes head- Stop being such a nine year old!

33 minutes ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ Mommy, Daddy, can you please stop fighting?

33 minutes ago ∙ Like ∙ 2 people like this

Richard Castle ∙ 0.o

32 minutes ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ -blushes-

32 minutes ago ∙ Like


Lanie Parish is now friends with Richard Castle, Kate Beckett, Kevin Ryan, Javier Esposito and Roy Montgomery

22 minutes ago ∙ Comment ∙ Like ∙ Richard Castle, Kate Beckett, and 6 other people like this

Kate Beckett ∙ Captain?

21 minutes ago ∙ Like ∙ 1 person likes this

Roy Montgomery ∙ Yes?

21 minutes ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ Um… I didn't know you had a Facebook…

20 minutes ago ∙ Like ∙ 2 people like this

Richard Castle ∙ Hey Captain! Is the Mayor in for the Knicks game?

19 minutes ago ∙ Like ∙ 1 person likes this

Roy Montgomery ∙ Um…I believe so.

19 minutes ago ∙ Like ∙ 1 person likes this

Richard Castle ∙ Shweet!

18 minutes ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ -facepalms- REALLY?

15 minutes ago ∙ Like

Lanie Parish ∙ Guys, STOP FIGHTING ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE!

12 minutes ago ∙ Like ∙ 2 people like this

Javier Esposito ∙ -cringes- Scared…..

12 minutes ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ Agreed bro, agreed.

11 minutes ago ∙ Like


Richard Castle ∙ Hmm…the urge to lick Beckett is strong…like the Force

2 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone ∙ Comment ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ Lick me and it'll be the last thing you do.

2 minutes ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ You weren't saying that last night! ;P

1 minute ago via Facebook for iPhone ∙ Like ∙ 3 people like this

Kate Beckett ∙ Castle…

1 minute ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ This IS more fun than Shark Week!

A few seconds ago ∙ Like ∙ 2 people like this


Kate Beckett ∙ Is having a bad day

2 hours ago ∙ Comment ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ I can make it better -wink-

2 hour ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ Castle you are NOT helping!

2 hour ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ Or am I?

2 hour ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ Castle, where are you?

2 hour ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ At my house…why?

2 hour ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ Oh you shall see…you shall see…

2 hour ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ Beckett! I didn't know you were interested!

2 hour ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ Kate?

2 hour ago ∙ Like


Lanie Parish ∙ Sees dead people! ^^

3 hours ago ∙ Comment ∙ Like ∙ Richard Castle, Javier Esposito, and 17 people like this

Kate Beckett ∙ Wow, gallows humor much?

3 hours ago ∙ Like

Lanie Parish ∙ Girl, you need to get laid more! I can see how tense you are through this computer!

3 hours ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ Lanie…just…no…

3 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ O.O

3 hours ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ Bro…

3 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ Yes?

3 hours ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ Lesbians!

3 hours ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

3 hours ago ∙ Like

Lanie Parish ∙ Seriously you guys? Seriously?

3 hours ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ If you guys see lesbians, I demand pictures!

3 hours ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ Castle…just…I quit…

3 hours ago ∙ Like


Richard Castle ∙ Is drunk

21 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone ∙ Comment ∙ Like ∙ 17 people like this

Kate Beckett ∙ And I had nothing to do with it!

21 hours ago via Android ∙ Like

Lanie Parish ∙ Are you sure?

21 hours ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ YES!

21 hours ago via Android ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ !

21 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ What?

21 hours ago via Android ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ Hi!

21 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ Yup…he's drunk.

21 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ No shit Sherlock!

21 hours ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ I luv Katieeeeeeeee!

21 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone ∙ Like

Lanie Parish ∙ OMG! HE SAID IT!

21 hours ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ …He's DRUNK!

21 hours ago via Android ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ Castle and Beckett sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G…yeah, you know the rest.

21 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ Nice one bro!

21 hours ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ Ohhh…my head!

2 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ Welcome back to the sober side of life Castle! How do you feel?

2 hours ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ Hung-over

2 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ Have you even SEEN what you wrote earlier?

2 hours ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ Oh…SHIT!

2 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone ∙ Like


Kate Beckett is engaged to Richard Castle

12 hours ago ∙ Comment ∙ Like ∙ Lanie Parish, Kevin Ryan, and 23 other people like this

Lanie Parish ∙ WHAT?

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ I WIN!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ DUDE!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Alexis Castle ∙ Dad?

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Martha Rodgers ∙ Rick darling? What aren't you telling us?

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ CASTLE!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ Yes?

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ I'm so killing you…you won't even have a chance to BEG for mercy!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Alexis Castle ∙ So…you guys aren't engaged?

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ DAMMIT!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Lanie Parish ∙ Awww…but I wanted to be your Maid of Honor!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ Does anyone smell the scent of impending doom that's hanging over Castle?

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ Yeah, I smelled it ALLLLLLL the way back there!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Martha Rodgers ∙ Oh, well…been nice knowing you darling!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ Dude…Beckett dragged Castle away like 20 minutes ago…

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ You don't think she killed him…do you?

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ I hope not…dude owes me a game of Madden!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ Maybe we can send Lanie to find out what's going on!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Lanie Parish ∙ I am NOT your errand monkey!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ BUT LANIE!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Lanie Parish ∙ But if you must know, I heard it through a little birdie that Beckett dragged Castle into the bathroom!

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ O.O

12 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ O.O

12 hours ago ∙ Like


Kate Beckett ∙ Is ready for another day of work.

2 hours ago ∙ Comment ∙ Like ∙ Lanie Parish and 2 others like this

Lanie Parish ∙ Has a date with a dead body. And Girl, you are ALWAYS ready for another day of work. Seriously, go GET some once in a while!

2 hours ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ Well SOMEBODY has to be ready, can't leave ALL the pressure on the dynamic duo. Hint, hint, Ryan and Esposito.

2 hours ago ∙ Like

Richard Castle ∙ But you're ALWAYS ready! Can't you be surprised every once in a while?

2 hours ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ Castle, you aren't the one who does this for a living.

2 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ Yeah Castle, it's a job that you have to be mentally prepared for! And me and Espo can handle the pressure!

2 hours ago ∙ Like

Kate Beckett ∙ Thank you Ryan and Esposito. And Ryan…it was a JOKE!

2 hours ago ∙ Like

Kevin Ryan ∙ No problem Boss. And shush, it's early…

2 hours ago ∙ Like

Javier Esposito ∙ It's nothing. And haha Ryan, haha!

2 hours ago ∙ Like

Roy Montgomery ∙ All of you…GET BACK TO WORK!

2 hours ago ∙ Like


[Bagel-chan's AN: Ok… that was so much fun! More of this will be added, but I think I am going to need to get some sleep before that happens. Please review!]

Nekoi's AN: Well, this is a mess…but hey! It's all in good fun! This will be continued, just wait for me and Bagel to finish our finals…So, click the cutsey little link down there and review if you laughed like a freaking hyena on laughing gas!

Au Revoir!