Note: Italics are when they're using telepathy/ thoughts they have. Read, enjoy, review and no flames please and I got the Satan joke from my friend and if that offends you I am honestly sorry.

I walked over to Stanton.

"What are you doing here?" I asked

"Serena, I just enrolled at this school." He said calmly

"Whatever, Stanton" I said

Inside I was thinking holy crap, wait Stanton can read your mind. Think about the hot new guy, Jacob. He such nice hair, It's kind of long the way I like it and his eyes are so brown and wonderful like chocolate, dark, rich, creamy chocolate.

"Whatever, Serena" He said in a high-pitched voice to mock me. "I wish you the best of luck with Jacob.

"Thanks Stanton" I said with a fake smile

Then Edward started cracking up. Freak

Cullens and Jacob point of view

"Okay Edy-kins what were laughing at" Jacob asked

"Well Jacob, Serena thinks you're hot not as cute as her ex the guy she referred to as "beach blond ken doll" and apparently he can read her thoughts and when he said he just enrolled here she thought holy crap, wait Stanton can read your mind. Which I guess is his name…" Edward said

"Wait, Stanton that is the most ridiculous name ever," Jacob said

"Who's his brother Satan?" Emmett asked

"And you thought our names were weird" Rosalie muttered

"Anyway and she describes Jacob as the following "think about the hot new guy, Jacob. He has such nice hair, It's kind of long the way I like it and his eyes are so brown and wonderful like chocolate dark, rich, creamy chocolate" Edward said

Everybody at the table was grinning especially Jacob "Then Stanton said "Whatever, Serena" In a high pitched she thinks to annoy her" Edward said finally finishing his tale.

"Wow, they got a lot of issues" Rosalie said

"It's not our place to judge" Alice said "weird"

"What?" Everybody at that table asked

"I can't get a vision for Jimena, Catty, Vanessa, Serena or Stanton" She said

"Something, we've never encountered before" Jasper said puzzled

"But we've encountered basically everything vampires, humans, werewolves, and half human – half vampire hybrids" Emmett said

"Well Stanton isn't a vampire yet he can read minds," Edward said

"Yeah but ugh my brain hurts" Bella said

The bell rung.

"Well time to get to class" Jasper said