A/N: Hola Idiot Nation! And N2N fandom (we need a cool name too guys!)
So today while PM-ing, me and my Clan buddy werewolf-in-training realized that Andrew Jackson from Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson resembled St. Jimmy. We found video proof. Follow the links on my profile!
So this is a mini Clanfic! For you American Idiot guys, the Clan is a group of N2N obsessed fangirls who wreck havoc and have fun in the n2n fandom. More info in my profile too.
Co-written with werewolf-in-training!
Disclaimer: Don't own N2N, American Idiot, Spring Awakening, or Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson.
Me: Hey! What's up?
Werewolf-in-training: DID YOU KNOW THAT ANDREW JACKSON FROM BLOODY BLOODY ANDREW JACKSON IS LIKE AN ALMOST TOTAL CLONE OF ST. JIMMY?
Jimmy: What about me?
Me: Ahem...So, Jimmy...care to explain.
Jimmy: Explain what?
Me: HOW YOU'RE AN INCARNATION OF ANDREW JACKSON!
Jimmy: *laughs* Nice one...*pauses* Wait. You're being serious?
Jimmy: Oh, dear Lord...
Gabe: oh, look! Another dude who's semi-dead!
Werewolf-in-training: Jimmy's cuter though
Gabe: *facepalms* does that mean that you'll be leaving us N2N people in peace and go stalk him? *hopeful puppy dog eyes*
Werewolf-in-training: *swats at Gabe* Don't be stupid. The Clan stays forever!
Me: Yeah, Gabie! Once in the Clan, always in the Clan!
Jimmy: Wow, that doesn't sound like a cult at all.
Me: No it doesn't! Thank you Jimmy!
Jimmy: i was being sarcastic, you know.
Me: You were?
Me: Well, crap!
Werewolf-in-training: JIMMY! *huggles Jimmy because she loves him*
Gabe: *rolls eyes* at least she's not fangirling over me anymore...
Me: *huggles Jimmy as well BECAUSE I CAN!*
Jimmy: CURSE YOU, BAD BOY CHARM!
Werewolf-in-training: Jimmy, you realize that bad-boy charms make us love you more, right?
Gabe: *laughs and points at Jimmy because Gabe no longer has fangirls constantly attacking him*
Henry: Hey guys! What's going on?
Fangirls: *glued to Jimmy*
Gabe: Wait. *grabs Henry* OH FANGIRLS!
Me: Did you guys hear anything?
Gabe: IT'S HENRY!
Fangirls: *do nothing*
Gabe: DEAR GOD! IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE! *panics*
Me: Wouldn't that be cool to incorporate this into an AP Gov project?
Me: My biography on Andrew Jackson. Jackson was an angsty, rock-star who held a great resemblance to Tony Vincent and St. Jimmy. *plays video* As you can see here *pauses* He has a very Jimmy-like stature going on.
Jimmy: Wow, obsessed much?
Werewolf-in-training: WE LOVE YOU!
Me: *still huggling Jimmy* Henry, we have moved on and found someone also cute and not taken by a pairing we all know and love. so... yeah. Gabe, it's not the apocalypse until i say it is.
Gabe: *whispers to henry* let's escape while we can before they realize that I don't have a canon pairing either and before they attack you again!*
Henry: *nods and flees*
Jimmy: *sigh* please... JOHNNY! GET THESE FUCKING FANGIRLS OFF OF ME!
Me and Werewolf-in-training: NO! *continues to huggle Jimmy*
Johnny: Uh, no can do! Still trying to get the Spring Awakening fangirls off. *to fangirls* I'M NOT MORITZ!
Agent Ilse: Mori-! *stops* HEY IT'S JIMMY!
Jimmy: AW C'MON!
Billie Joe Armstrong: Keep rolling in the fangirls, Jimmy...
Jimmy: DAMMIT JOHNNY! SO NOT FAIR! Henry? Gabe? Little help?
Gabe and Henry: *just sit back and enjoy the show of St. Jimmy attempting to fight off parts of the clan who aren't currently attacking Johnny*
Johnny: NO! TOO MANY FANGIRLS!
Henry: This is awesome.
Gabe: Uh-huh. *grabs popcorn*
Tunny: Hi guys! What's going on?
Jimmy: BE THANKFUL YOU DON'T HAVE FANGIRLS!
Tunny: Um...ok...Bye. *rushes out*
Johnny: OH GOD! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO? *fangirls tackle Johnny*
Jimmy: NOT JOHNNY, YOU BITCHES! *tries to attack fangirls*
*it doesn't work*
Henry: This is the best fucking day of my life.