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Act One

The Cast

You know that one moment in high school when you feel like your world is crumbling? Well I sure as hell do. My name is Uzumaki Naruto and I'm a senior at Konoha High. This is my story about when my school did the musical "Grease". Most. Drama. Ever! It started out a normal monday but everything went topsy turvy the moment my alarm clock went off at 7:15...

Beep Beep Beep!

My hand outstretched to hit the snooze button but a giant lump of red fur growled at my hand. "Uggghhhh Kyuubi! Bad fox..." I groaned then cracked open two, sky blue eyes. I ran a hand through my sunshine hair then got up to get ready for another school day at Konoha high. It wasn't too bad, the teachers were nice and it was sunny most of the time. Not so bad.

I took a quick shower, making sure to get every part of my body clean. Neat freak, sorry. Ok, I'm not a neat freak but I can have my moments! I put on my green boxers with little dancing frogs, awesome right? Then came my favorite pair of dark blue denim jeans. Lastly, the concert shirt I got last year, it was all black except the orange swirl that represented the band. I excited my room, feet hurrying down the carpet covered stairs and I stomped into the kitchen.

"Morning mother!" I sang then pecked her on the cheek. "Dad go to work?"

"No sweetie, hes sitting at the table." Most sarcastic women I've ever met in my life.

"Thank you for the unneeded sarcasm." My mom rolled her eyes and set breakfast in front of me. Egg's and a crap load of bacon. I honestly think shes trying to fatten me up, nah. My mom was a beautiful women, long red hair, emerald green eyes, nice body. Not that I'm attracted to to my mom! Hell, I don't even like girls period. Yuck...

"So you became stage manager for that one play...um..?"

""Grease" and yes I did!" I smiled proudly then devoured my breakfast when I saw the time. "Gotta go! Love you!" I kissed her on the cheek again, grabbed my keys and was out the door before she could utter a word.

I love my rusty old car. I really do. Not only does it break down about a mile away from school but it also starts smoking. Awesome! Insert sarcasm here please. So here I am, walking the rest of my way to school and lovin' it! I make it about fifteen mintues before the bell is set to ring for class and I thank the gods. My average day wasn't so bad, major lie. It's terrible. You see I've been cursed by my mothers genetics. I have (In my friends words) a really nice butt. Plump and juicy. It just so happens, a nice butt attracts perverts. That is my curse.

Oh look! Here comes one now.

Suna Temari is approching me and gaining. A comic book the hand she is waving at me. Termari is cool and all but she is a major yaoi fangirl. Since I'm gay, she likes to include me in her boy on boy fantasies. "Naruto! I heard from Shika that you became stage manager!" Well, Nara Shikamaru is my best friend and Temari's boyfriend. Scary. He's the laziest son of a biscuit but can finish a test in like five minuntes! Smart guy in a lazy mans body.

I was so busy in my own little world, I forgot to say something. Temari was giving me one of those looks.

"U-umm that's g-great..?" I smile the best of my ability and she just squeals. Crap.

"I'm so excited! I get to show you all my manga-" I tune her out when I see the football team passing by or more importantly, the team captain. My breath hitches when I see him. My crush since freshman year. Hyuuga Neji. His eyes are what enchant me the most, they captured me and dragged me in, making me melt at the sheer thought of them gazing at me. My body goes rigid when he glances my way and my legs feel like jello. Snapping fingers pull me from my love struck stare.

"Are you even listening to me?" Temari asked me. She had the 'I'm-going-to-kick-your-teeth-in-if-you-don't-say-yes' look.

"Of course! I-I was listening!" Oh snot. I'm dead.

"You two are so troublesome." My savior! Thank you, you lazy bum! "I can hear Temari yelling at you across the yard.."

Temari scoffs and I just stood as still as possible. Good idea, maybe it will go away! "Naruto, class is gonna start. Hurry up.." Shikamaru said as him and Temari walk away from me. I follow quickly and glanced back to try and find Neji, no such luck. Damn. Oh well, I have class to try and focus on! Yeah...that's it.

~0~

Lunch is next period and I'm not really excited about it. I love eating, I can enhale anything put in front of me. But I get so self conscious that people are watching my butt. It's so frustrating that I'm sick of it but unfortunately I'm way to freakin' nice. The bell rang and I started to get my things together. I packed my pencils, paper and binder but left my notebook out so I could carry it.

I slung my backpack over my shoulder and slowly walked out. Several people passed me but my pace never faltered. Here I come lunch room! I opened the doors and no one even looked up from their food as I went to my usual table and set my things down. "Took you long enough! We were waiting for you!" a oh so familiar voice said. I looked over to see Kiba and Akakmaru standing behind him. Both their arms were crossed over their chest.

Inuzuka Kiba and his twin brother, Akamaru, were my other close friends. Kiba had shaggy brown hair, light brown eyes and these red triangle marks under each eye. Akamaru wasn't as outspoken as his brother but he had all the similiar features except he had white streaks in his hair and a darker shade of brown in his eyes. "Excuse me, princess." I rolled my eyes and unconsciously put my hands on my hips.

"Your such a fag."

"Why thank you, I happen to love my sexuality."

"Big words, Naruto. I'm impressed."

I scoffed and walked beside him to the lunch line. We chatted about math class and how ditzy the teacher was until someone bumped into Akamaru. He grunted and we turned towards Neji with two of his friends. "Mind if we cut in?" I nearly melted at his silky voice and moved aside for him to get through. The football captain didn't even give them a second glance as he passed.

Kiba nudged me slightly and I came out of my sexual fantasies. "W-what?"

"Your a freakin' retard." he mumbled. Thank you mister understanding! Jerkface.

After what seemed like hours, we finally got our lunch. Our table was full of people when we sat in our seats. Shikamaru, Temari, Me, Kiba, Akamaru and Choji. Akimichi Choji was a jolly guy per say, he loved food more than I did and it really showed but I loved the guy. He was happily munching on his pizza when he saw me sit down. His smile extanded and the swirls on his cheeks stretched. I took in his brown hair and over weight body and smiled back. "Hey Naruto-kun!"

I waved before I dug into my food. It was some chicken thing or at least I think it's a chicken. The food they feed us is alive, I swear. Last week I saw my spaghetti jump a little. No joke. Choji was now talking away and I joined in a few times. The Musical came around eventually and everyone talked about their parts. "Stage manager, nice." Kiba said and patted me on the back.

"I got Doody!" Choji announced happily.

"Me and Akamaru got girl parts..."

I stiffled a laugh and remembered the look on Kiba's face when I told him his part a week ago. "W-what parts, Kibbles?" My laughter was barely being held in.

"Frenchy and Jan..." the twins said in unision.

Laughter erupted from our table and most of the cafeteria looked at us. Kiss my plump buns, this is funny stuff. Kiba was red in the face and Akamaru just shrugged it off, he obviously didn't care as much as his brother did. Our joyous moment was interrupted when the bell rang, signalling us to go back to class. Blah... History.

We all got up and threw away our lunch trays. It's not like I was enjoying the chicken thing anyways. I was the last to get my bag and start heading out. Someone bumped into me and I dropped my notebook full of papers. "Watch where your going, idiot." a deep voice said and my skin prickled. I looked up to see midnight eyes and I regconized them almost right away. Uchiha Sasuke was looking at me with no expression on his face whatsoever. "Are you going to pick up your papers or stare like some retard?"

"H-hey! I'm not a retard! You just suprised me..." I could feel my anger building up but kept it in for his sake.

"Seriously, I might as well help you since your such an idiot." His smirk and uncalled for remark is what set me off.

"Listen bastard! You bumped into me!" He only scoffed and started to pick up my papers and I reluctantly helped him

I have to admit, Sasuke is hot but his snotty attitude and bastardly ways are sooo not what I see in my love interests. His inky black bangs fell into his face as he helped me pick up my stuff. "Your Naruto, right?" I looked up again and slightly nodded. "Hn." Hn? Is that even a word?

"Your the stage manager for the play?" I nodded yet again, losing my voice. Sasuke may be a bastard but damn did he have some pipes on him. He's playing Danny, one of the stars. I picked up my last paper and stood up with him. "See you around, retard." he slightly waved and left out the door.

I. Was. So. Pissed!

Not only did that ass insult my intelligence but he was totally being a rude bastard! I was so going to kick his ass one of these days! I swear it or my name isn't Uzumaki Naruto! I really don't know what those girls see in him, hes a dick. Neji was so much better.

~0~

Here is the moment I've been excited about all day. The first practice of the musical "Grease". I was so pumped! Time to shine, baby. I'll show them I am strong and they can't pass my awesomeness! I opened the auditorium doors and grimaced when I heard screaming on stage.

"Shut up, Ino pig! Your just jealous of my part and good looks!"

Pause. The girl currently yelling is Haruno Sakura. Popular, blah blah blah. She was 100% mean and bitchy but had a style to her figure. Her pink hair actually looked good on her but it was just weird and she had piercing green eyes that would make Medusa ashamed. She had men crawling to her feet but turned them down, at least that's what I heard. Sakura was playing Sandy, the part 'Ino pig' had wanted but she was stuck with Rizzo. Yamanaka Ino is yet another popular girl but less.. bitchy. She has platinum blonde, which I'm sure is dyed, sparkling blue eyes and a figure that could kill. Her and pinky were rivals. Did I start rambling? Silly me.

"Oh yeah. Keep thinking that billboard brow!" Slash through the self esteem. Brutal.

I walk down the aisle and look over at our supervisor, Mr. Hatake. His godly silver hair was sticking out in so many directions it made my head spin. He was wearing his usual mask that covered half of his face and a cloth that covered his right eye. I cleared my throat and he looked up from his porn. "Shouldn't we do something?" His mask stretched, I assumed he smiled. "That's your job, Uzumaki." Great.

I sigh and climb onto the stage. My handy dandy clipboard under my pit. I finally make it to the arguing girls and smiled nervously. "U-um girls? Can't we calm down and get things under way? You wouldn't want the show to be delayed?" Both she-devils looked over at me.

"She started it! Saying that I didn't get the part because I was overweight!" Ino said, venom adorning her voice.

"Puh-lease, look at those rolls! Its making me dizzy just looking at them."

"Why I'll-!"

"Girls! Stop it! Ino, your not fat. Sakura, stop being mean. Get along for christs sake!" I blurted out and looked between the two infuriated girls.

"Fine. I'll be the mature one and leave it." Sakura said and walked away to get ready.

"Jesus...How troublesome..." Shikamaru said beside me and I nearly jumped out of my skin. "Don't do that!" He raised an eyebrow then shrugged. "The light tech wants to talk to you before we get started." I nodded and headed towards the booth that was behind the curtains. I peeked into the booth and saw no light tech there.

"Naruto.." I jumped yet again and hit my knee on the side of the booth. Ow! Ow! Owww! Pain Pain... I cracked an eye open to see one my worse nightmares and biggest stalkers in the history of stalking. Root Sai. He was creepy as hell and had this lustful tint in his eyes whenever we spoke. "S-sai, you scared m-me." I stammered like the chicken I am.

"Indeed. I wanted to ask you something about the music." Oh well, that's new. He hasn't grabbed my butt yet so it seems safe.

"Sure, shoot." I smiled to the best of my ability and he got closer than I expected. He's in my bubble! Crap!

"I was wondering..." he leaned towards my ear and my face lit up like the fourth of july, "If you'd like to come over to my place to listen to my soundtrack I made..." His grabby hands went lower and stupid me was to shocked to do a thing. Someone cleared their throat and both of us turned to see my knight in um... black armor?

"Shouldn't you be starting to set up, Sai?" Sasuke said, his voice sounded bored. The creeper backed away and went into the booth. I nodded my thanks and the bastard just smirked. Well thank you anyways. My worries were over once I sat next to Mr. Hatake and the pratice began! Thank you lord! I just hope Sakura won't try and suck Sasuke's face off. Judging by the look she was giving him, I wasn't so sure.

~0~

I drove into the driveway about 5:30 and I unfortunately had Summer Nights stuck in my head. We only had to redo it about freakin' five times! Sakura wouldn't stop pushing Ino every chance she got. Women. My engine died and I noticed my dad's car wasn't in the driveway next to mine. I sighed and got out then went into the house to smell my mom's roast beef.

"Mommy! I'm home!" I yelled and heard dishes clang in the kitchen. I went in and hugged her then drooled at the alurring aroma of the beef. "Smell's good, momma." My mom smiled and patted me on the head.

"Set the table, you devil." I chuckled then took out the needed dishes to set the table. Three, plates, cups, forks and knives. It's not like we'll need the third one but I set it up anyways. My dad works hard everyday and some men need relief by getting a beer or two. I understand that but once one or two turns into five or six then you have a problem. My dad was a drunk and he hated homosexuals.

Dinner was served and we ate in silence. My mom had the sullen look on her face when we started to talk about school. "How was today?"

"Great! We started practice and got a good head start." Liar. It was terrible!

"Good, good.." She smiled that awfully fake smile and took another bite of mash potatoes.

"Mom-" I stopped talking when headlights shown in the window and a car engine died. I lowered my head as my father walked in the door. He was like my older twin, with the exception of my whisker like birth marks on my face. People often mistaken us as brothers. "Welcome home, honey." My mother said sweetly and went to kiss him. My dad grumbled and started to make his plate.

This. Sucks. My dad was eating with us and that rarely happened. I was gonna get a good yelling at. Or not.. I finished and rinsed my plate off then tried to make my escape.

"Where are you going young man?" Shit.

"To my room to do homework, sir." I said and tried not to fear the worse.

"Tch...get out of my sight then, fag." My mother didn't say anything and neither did I. My body moved on its own, I was in my room and holding onto my pillow. The tears just slid down my cheeks as my parents argued.

"Why would you say that to him? He's your son!" Mom.

"He's no son of mine if he likes di-" Dad.

"He can like whatever he wants!"

It was always over me. He only did this when he was drunk and I understood. I still loved him deep down, I truly did. My day was going so well until I came home and put up with this. I guess you could say this was an average day for me. Wasn't it fantastic?

TBC..


Yet another added to the list. I hope you guys like my POV of Naru. He's quite the energentic one in this story. Also, I have finals next week so I won't be posting chapter two until next saturday or sunday, sorry. Please hold on until then, thank you

Review please :3 -Snow