A/N: I know, I know, you're so disappointed this isn't actually a chapter. My sincere apologies. However, I have something to make up for it. Sequel! This story has come to an end as the plot line has finally resolved itself (as I said, it became something of a monster) and the characters are ready to move on. I am willing to write a sequel despite the lack of attention this story got ONLY IF you, my lovely readers, tell me you will read and review it.