Give It To Me, Mah Boi

By Yoshizilla Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla Rhedosaurus: Well, on the account that I did that one sex fanfic involving Bowser Jr. and Toadette as a joke that I don't do sex fanfics, I'm going to try my worst and see if I can pull off actually writing one. So yeah, either three or four chapters, because I'm that fucking lazy. And yeah, I know there's some sick fuck that will likely fap to this, but hey, there's only one pic of this that has Bowser Jr. and Toadette getting it down, and... well... DINKLEBERG.

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Bowser Jr. and Toadette were in a dark room together, someone far away from the hustle and bustle of the city. They were... in the westernmost section of... Seaside Hill? Nah. Radical Highway? Nope. One of the tall expensive hotels in Casino Park? Bingo.

"J-Junior... I don't know about this..." Toadette gulped as she felt nervous, trembling.

Bowser Jr. chuckled as he patted Toadette on the head, reassuring her, "Don't worry, Toadette. It won't be that hard." He then shrugged, sighing as he stated, "Besides, this is literally the first fanfic involving us about to get it down. There's literally nothing about us until now."

Toadette gasped as she tilted her head to the right. "Really? But how, Junior? Was it really, truly?"

Bowser Jr. nodded as he pointed at Toadette. "That's right. There was only one pic of us involving rule 34, and that's pretty much it."

Toadette raised her arms up as she murmured. "Wow. We're not that popular, huh?"

Bowser Jr. chuckled sinisterly as he rubbed his hands together with a devious smirk. "Yeah, but now, that won't matter... cause you and me are gonna make history!"

Toadette blinked for several seconds, then she squealed, jumping up and down like a young, giddy schoolgirl. "Ooh, ooh! Can I be Franklin Roosevelt?"

Bowser Jr. then promptly slapped his forehead, sighing as Toadette continued jumping with joy.