Title : I'm a Celebrity…Get me Out of Here : Wizard Edition

Author: Nemainofthewater

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize, it all belongs to J.K Rowling and ITV.

Chapter 5

Hello, and as always thank you all so much for your votes! Without you guys this story wouldn't be possible. This time I need one person for the vote off, and I need two people, one boy one girl for the next trial which will be the chapter after next. I really hope that you enjoy this!

"…our ittle Ronnikins," said Fred.


"The Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic," the two twins said simultaneously, batting their eyelids in fake adoration.

"WHAT!" screamed Umbridge, "What are you talking about! I can't do it, I've just done one! I can't believe this! You two," she growled suddenly, pointing a finger at Fred and George, "you two must have rigged this somehow, you two little troublemakers…"

"Silencio," cast Harry calmly.

Umbridge's mouth opened and closed furiously.

"Mummy," asked a little girl watching the show, "what's that lady saying?"

The girl concentrated on the way that her lips were moving.

"f, f fu-"

Her mother quickly covered her eyes.

"Mummy," asked the little girl again, "why's that lady saying fudge?"

A mute, bright red Umbridge was being restrained by Severus.

"I'm afraid that you're magically bound to this, Dolores." Said George.

"Well, that'll teach you to read what you sign!"

"Yes, it really looks like you fudged up," said Fred.

"Listen to me," hissed Draco Malfoy, "I won enough food for us today, but we still have one person who's going hungry. If you even think about coming back with no stars, I'll make sure that that's you."

Ron gulped and paled slightly, then squared his shoulders. He was a man, and he was going to act like one!

He stared straight at George, who then gave him a wink and a sinister smile. Ron immediately broke down again. He knew that smile! Oh god, he was going to die!

"If you two would follow us."

There was a stage set up in a clearing, with poster of a red and black W pinned to the back of it.

"You two lucky people will get to sing two songs each in order to win stars so that you eat. Each song is worth 3 stars, so don't mess them up," Fred started.

"The two songs you're going to sing are A Cauldron Full of Hot Strong Love and Odo the Hero. Don't forget, you can stop at any time by saying 'I'm a git. Please wonderful Gred and Forge get me out of here. " finished George.

"What?" spluttered Ron, "You've got to be kidding me! You know that I can't sing!"

"Don't worry Ron," said George.

"We've brought earmuffs," said Fred.

"This is bad," said Hermione to Severus, "They can't serious. They wouldn't be as cruel as to make us listen to Ron for two whole songs."

"Is Weasley really that bad?" asked Severus, a hint of what might have been worry in his voice.

"His voice shattered three glasses before I silencio-ed him when he was trying to propose by singing to me." Said Hermione flatly, "I said yes on the condition that he never sang again."

Ron stood on one side of the stage nervously. Fred, George, Hermione and Severus were seated in front of him, each with large buzzers near them, and Umbridge was on the other side of the stage.

Ron was very pleased that he and Umbridge were singing at the same time. Maybe they wouldn't hear his voice that way.

The song started.

Ron started too high, and his voice squeaked embarrassingly. Umbridge wasn't much better, her voice was surprisingly deep for a woman, and she was horribly off key.

Hermione and Severus immediately pressed both their buzzers.

Suddenly a bucketful of spiders landed on Ron. He shrieked like a little girl. Umbridge started stamping on them viciously.

"I'm a git!" yelled Ron, "I can't do this! Get me out of here!"

"What was that?" asked George, "I didn't hear you."

"I'm a git!" he screamed as a spider made its way into his shirt, "Get me out of here wonderful Ged and Forge!"

"Should we Gred?" asked George.

"Well, he is our brother, "

"True. But he is annoying a lot of the time."

"But he did annoy Umbridge for us,"

"Well, I think-"

The scream made every single animal in sight run away as fast as possible.

In camp Hermy, Luna calmly climbed to the top of a large bolder.

"What is that freak doing?" sneered Petunia.

It was at that moment that a kangaroo squashed her, and the various animals rushed into camp; Luna watched with amusement at the trouble it caused. It always did well to listen to the nargles.

"If he doesn't have to do it, I don't either!" said Umbridge.

"You do realize that if you forfeit now, your camps won't get any food at all?"

"Yes! And I don't care!" replied Umbridge. "Ingrates, the lot of them!"

Ron didn't reply, as he was crouched on the floor, rocking back and forth as Severus and Hermione checked him over.

"Spiders," he whimpered, "Spiders…"

On that note, I think I'm going to end the chapter. Next time, the next vote off, Draco's reaction to no food for the next night, the arrival of the food that Draco won on the last challenge, and hopefully Luna destroying that bikini before Umbridge gets anywhere near it. Thank you for reading, and don't forget to vote!