NARUTO AND HIDAN'S CORNER.

NARUTO: GUESS WHO'S BACK! LONG TIME NO SEE GUYS!

HIDAN: I FUCKIN MISSED ALL OF YOU AND YOUR REVIEWS!

NARUTO: DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER OUR RAP SONG? THAT'S STILL MY FAVORITE CHAPTER EVER. YOU GUYS MIGHT ACTUALLY HEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN...POSSIBLY.

HIDAN: ANY WHO...WHAT ARE WE GONNA RANT ON TODAY RAMEN STAND RUTO? (REFERENCE TO INUYONAS'S FAIRYTALE STORY)

NARUTO: OK WE'RE GONNA RANT ON HOW TOBI TURNED OUT TO OBITO

HIDAN: OBITO YOU DUMB FUCK. WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE RIN'S BODY AND INFUSE HER WITH THE SHODAIME HOKAGE'S CELLS OR ASK PEIN TO BRING HER BACK...

NARUTO: WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW OBITO WENT TOE TO TOE WITH MY DADDY! THE YELLOW FLASH TOOK OUT BATTALIONS OF NINJAS IN SECONDS...AND WHY HE SOUNDED SO OLD WHEN KAKASHI WAS LIKE 14 YEARS OLD WHEN I WAS BORN.

HIDAN: AND THE REAL MADARA KILLED TSUNADE! AND BRUTALLY BEAT THE OTHER KAGE'S

NARUTO: GRANNY'S DEAD!

HIDAN: WELL TECHNICALLY SHE'S IN HALF...BUT LET'S FACE IT...SHE'S NOT GONNA WALK ANY TIME SOON...

NARUTO: I HONESTLY THINK SASUKE MIGHT AWAKEN THE RINNEGAN...

HIDAN: BUT IF HE DOES THAT THEN YOU ARE GONNA AWAKEN SOMETHING SUPER THAT EVEN SURPASSES THAT! LIKE ALL THE BIJUU MIGHT FORM IN YOUR BODY AND YOU MIGHT COMBINE THEM AND FORM THE 10 TAILED BEAST AND BECOME IT'S JINCHUURIKI AND USE IT'S CHAKRA AND DEMOLISH SASUKE IN BATTLE.

NARUTO: BUT THEN SASUKE'S RINNEGAN MIGHT EVOVLE INTO SOMETHING ELSE AND THEN HE'LL KAMEHAMEHA MY ASS..

HIDAN: BUT THEN KISHIMOTO WILL GO ABOVE AND BEYOND AND GIVE YOU 100 RARE CANDIES AND YOU'LL BE ON LEVEL 1000 AND SASUKE'S ATTACK WON'T BE VERY EFFECTIVE.

NARUTO...: WHHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

HIDAN: ...I FORGET.

NARUTO: ANYWHO ENJOY FANS!

"This will be a life-changing moment for me…for all of us. First and foremost, I am going to make three things happen today – Sakura, I am going to give you a makeover."

"A makeover?" Sakura asked, furrowing her brow.

"Yes. After I am done with you, you will have Sasuke eating out of the palm of your hand and distract him enough to win the game – which is the second thing that I'm making happen today," Madara was saying as he faced his back to his team, "Lastly, Sakura, you will distract Sasuke so that he no longer has an interest in my woman and then I will pounce her and finally…finally! After all the years of peeping, plotting and waiting, I will finally get the woman of my dreams, restore the Uchiha clan and rule the ninja world side-by-side with my Princess."

"Sounds like I'm doing all the work here," Sakura said.

Madara turned around and put his hands on his hips and snapped his fingers at Sakura like a diva, "Excuse me, I'm going to give you the makeover that will lead to the accomplishment of the other things."

"I don't need a makeover, I already look goooood."

Team Mad including Madara fell over laughing. He woke up again and dusted his cloak, "Ahhh Haruno, thanks for the laugh, good team spirit building morale. But seriously, let's get to work, Temari you're pretty so you're in charge of makeup."

Temari blushed at the compliment.

"Nagato, you have nice, straight red hair, so you're in charge of her hair!"

Nagato's visible eye misted over, "Do you really like my hair, do you? Do you? Do you?" he was all up in Madara's face and Madara pushed him away, "Uhh, yeah. Sai, you have a great sense of style so you can handle her clothes-"

"I've been waiting for this moment for a long time…"

Madara looked at Sai suspiciously but then turned to Samui, "Since you have such large ti- boo- I meanassets, you can handle that department."

Samui smirked, "Not even a wonderbra is going to help her."

Sakura balled her fists.

"Ahhh wonderbra…" Ao said suddenly and all heads turned in his direction, "I remember when I was but a young chuunin about to engage in the act of love with a most voluptuous kunoichi, things were getting heated and I proceeded to remove her undergarment…a real lacy and racy black number and then…"

"AND THEN!" the rest of Team Mad wanted to know.

"And then I finally figured out why it's called a Wonderbra," Ao continued.

"Why?" asked Akatsuchi.

"Because when I took it off I wondered where her tits went," Ao said and slapped his knee in laughter.

"Anyway, to conclude my ingenious plan, Jirobo and Akatsuchi, your job is to cause grievous bodily harm to any and every member of Team Troublesome."

Jirobo and Akatsuchi rubbed their hands together gleefully as Temari, Sai, Nagato and Samui got to work on Sakura.

-X-

"The second match of the football leg of the ninja all stars tournament is almost under way and in case you forgot, it's going to be Team Mad up against Team Troublesome, who do you think is going to win, Kisame?" Jiraiya commentated.

"It could go either way, both are very strong teams but my money is on Team Troublesome – they've got the tactical genius Shikamaru and Sasuke! I'm sure Orochimaru is going to agree with me on this one, right hey Oro ol' pal? Orochimaru?"

Orochimaru's eyes were glazed over as music from an epic guitar solo resonated throughout the field. Team Troublesome were walking in seemingly slow-motion with their helmets tucked under their arms. Sasuke was at the front and he raised his water bottle, dripped water on to his hair and then shook it, also in slow motion then ran his hands through it and then winked at the crowd.

"Just look at that little show-off!" Madara seethed.

The fans were going crazy, various pieces of underwear were being thrown out on to the field. Kiba picked up a black lacy thong and tucked in into his pocket. This did not miss Sasuke's eyes.

"Hey Kiba, I think that was your sister's," he said with a smirk.

Kiba paled, and then turned bright red just as fast, "Why you – you – bastard!" He lunged at Sasuke and both of them tumbled down onto the grass where Kiba was trying to strangle Sasuke with the thong.

In the announcers booth, Orochimaru was salivating onto his microphone. Kisame moved it away and put some paper towels down.

"A grand entrance by Team Troublesome, I wonder what Team Mad has up their sleeves to wow the crowd!" Jiraiya said.

The guitar solo was still blaring through the sound system and Rock Lee's round eyes were filled to the brim with tears, "Gai-sensei, your youthful idea to use music to inspire and pump up the team worked!"

From the side-lines, Gai flashed him a smile and a thumbs up. All the noise from the music and Kiba and Sasuke's fight was aggravating Tsunade until she cracked and grabbed the two boys and using her insane strength, she threw them on opposite sides of the field.

"What power! Too bad the coaches can't participate in the match, Team Troublesome would have this in the bag," Kisame said, watching as Sasuke and Kiba staggered to their feet and limped back to where the rest of their teammates were standing.

"Listen to that buffoon Kisame, he knows so little of the power that I possess," Madara said, irritated.

Team Mad emerged from the change rooms, with Madara leading the way. He held a mega phone in his hand, "We do not have fancy theme music, or pretty-boys on our team - "

"Hey!"both Sai and Nagato protested.

Madara ignored them, "But we do have this – let me introduce you to… Sakura 2.0 – the sexy version!" Madara made a grand gesture with his hand and the rest of Team Mad parted to reveal Sakura 2.0.

Jaws dropped.

Gasps echoed.

Pants grew tighter.

Thuds were heard as some people fainted.

Sakura stood there with a seductive smile, expertly done makeup, her hair had highlights and extensions in it, her football uniform was altered to fit her more snugly and exposed her enhanced cleavage. With an air of confidence and her newfound sex-appeal, she led Team Mad to the centre of the field for their face-off against Team Troublesome.

"What the – can someone please inform Madara that this is not Konoha's Next Top Model?" Orochimaru said, finally snapping out of his daze.

"Hold on there Orochimaru, this may be part of a bigger strategy to confuse and distract a team of all boys with female lure!" Kisame said in admiration.

"Been there, tried that," Orochimaru said smugly.

"Didn't work?" Kisame added.

"Shut up Kisame."

Jiraiya twitched violently and panted like a dog at Sakura's new look.

"Jiraiya are you ok?" Kisame questioned noticing Jiraiya's state of...weirdness.

"UUGG!" Jiraiya screamed banging against the announcer booth glass. He turned his head to look at the other announcers. They noticed his eyes were all white with no pupil.

Kisame and Orochimaru shared a look.

"Maybe you need to lie down a bit Jiraiya." Orochimaru suggested. He touched Jiraiya on the shoulder.

"UUGG!" Jiraiya turmed and back handed Orochimaru fiercely in the face. The snake Sannin flew back and hit the booth's wall.

"WHOA! Jiraiya that's too far!" Kisame began. "That's it mister! You deserve a time out!"

"UUGG! ME WANT SAKURA 2.0! ME NO WANT TIME OUT!" Jiraiya screamed banging on the glass some more

"I know what's going on Kisame."

Kisame turned to look at Orochimaru walking toward him.

"This happens only when he comes in contact with EXTREMELY gorgeous people who were not born that way." Oro explained.

Kisame raised an eyebrow. "O...k?"

Orochimaru continued. "He is currently in SUPER PERVERT mode. A mode even more powerful than his legendary sage mode. One technique to watch out for in this mode is the Hentai-ton: Pelvic mega thrust no jutsu and combined with Erect-ton: ultra penis, it's deadly-

"UUGG! ME WANT SAKURA!" Jiraiya screamed.

He banged on the glass one final time and this time the glass broke. He leapt through the new hole in the window like a bat out of hell.

"Oh shit he escaped!" Kisame screamed.

Orochimaru lowered his head. "May Sakura Rest in peace."

-X-

Naruto stood stock still eyes wide on Sakura's new look.

Hidan grabbed the front part of his pants to hide his reaction.

"Sakura...she never..." Naruto began with his voice quivering

Hinata and Ino heard Naruto speak and their minds began to wonder.

'Oh No Not Naruto-kun too! I bet he's going to say something like she's never looked so good.'Hinata thought.

'Say it aint so Naru-kun. Why must you always be stuck on forehead?'Ino thought.

"She's never what Ruto?" Hidan asked.

"She never..."

"What?" Hidan asked again.

"She never...TOLD ME SHE HAD A HOT SISTER TEBAYO!"

Ino squealed with glee at Naruto's stupidity.

Hinata only shook her head. Relieved that Naruto didn't know that, that was Sakura but worried about her crushes brain power.

-X-

"Psh. I smell photoshop," Mei commented, looking at Sakura 2.0 in disbelief.

"You can't photoshop someone in reality…although, for your sake, I wish there was a way…" Ino said and high-fived Tenten.

"Can you spot any part of me that is not sheer perfection?" Mei asked.

"I don't know, those wrinkles are looking pretty visible…" Tenten said.

"WHAT!" Mei exclaimed, whipping out a mirror from her robes.

-X-

"Madara seriously thinks something as lame as this will distract us?" Shikamaru said, shaking his head in disdain.

"I don't know…" it was Shino who spoke, "Sakura is like a caterpillar who went into a cocoon and has emerged as a butterfly."

There was stunned silence from his teammates until Rock Lee shouted, "Sakura your youthful ravishing beauty is now more blinding than ever, I lay my heart out here for you to take!"

"Would you morons get a grip? We need to win…for Tsunade-sama," Sasuke said.

"As you wish, Sasuke," Juugo said.

"Did you just say…Tsunade-sama…?"Kiba asked.

"Is there something wrong with your hearing?" Sasuke snapped.

Before another fight could ensue, Shikamaru pointed out that Kabuto was missing from the team.

"He punked out, probably can't handle the awesomeness," Kiba said with a yawn.

"I'm right here."

They turned to see Kabuto who finally made an appearance on the field and he too, had made some changes. His long hair was now a shade of pitch black and he wasn't wearing his glasses.

"Looks like Team Troublesome is also sporting a member with a makeover, what do you think of this one, Orochimaru?" Jiraiya asked.

"I think…that I am going to rethink things between Kabuto and I. Maybe take our relationship to the next level…"

"Yeah Orochimaru, you're not shallow at ALL," Kisame rolled his eyes,"Looks like Sasuke is the QB for Team Troublesome, no surprises there."

"Sasuke is the Kyuubi? I thought the Kyuubi was inside me?" Naruto said, gaping.

"No you blonde fool, QB as in the Quarterback," Hidan informed him.

"Ohhhh."

"And for Team Mad, the QB is going to be Sakura 2.0," Kisame said, having to do all of the commentary because Jiraiya was off on a rampage and Orochimaru couldn't decide who he wanted to ogle more – Sasuke or the new Kabuto.

His question was answered when Kabuto turned in the direction of the announcers booth and blew a kiss and winked in Orochimaru's direction. The throbbing pink heart travelled all the way to the booth, through the hole that Jiraiya made and Orochimaru caught it and fainted. Kabuto had a smug look on his face.

"How did you learn how to do my youthful flirting manoeuvre?" Lee demanded.

"Hn," replied Kabuto.

"Oh please, this guy is trying to act like me, how pathetic," Sasuke shook his head.

"Afraid of a little competition?" Kabuto asked.

"Competition for what?"

"Shut up Sasuke, you are so last chapter!" Orochimaru screamed, having recovered from his fainting spell when Kisame used his water jutsu to awaken him, "OH KABUTO I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH YOU!"

"Neither can I, Orochimaru-sama, we can finally use those massage oils I got you for your birthday."

"This is one of those times I wish I were deaf, hey Shikamaru?" Kankurou said, nudging Shikamaru who was next to him, but he nudged the air because Shikamaru was passed out on the grass.

-X-

After all the banter, Team Troublesome and Team Mad were finally ready to begin the match. They took their positions on the field. Nagato looked green, he wasn't sure that his physique was quite up to playing football.

The Tsuchikage was refereeing this match and he blew the whistle. Sasuke and Sakura were in their positions behind the line of scrimmage.

"I must say that Sasuke looks rather ravishing in that position," Orochimaru said.

"I thought you said that Sasuke was so last chapter?" Kisame said.

"I am playing hard to get, Kisame."

"How can you play hard to get when you're already hard to want?"

-X-

Sasuke passed the ball to Lee and before anybody knew what happened there was an ear-shattering THUD! The ground around the players split in half, there was a great cloud of dust and there was a quiet eeriness throughout the stadium. When the dust cleared, there was an ecstatic roar of cheers from the Team Troublesome supporters as Lee had cleared the touchdown line.

"My youthful student," Gai cried, his tears causing a mini flood.

Lee had taken off his weights and zoomed almost as fast as the Yellow Flash to score a touchdown.

"Nicely done," Sasuke congratulated him, and Lee was enveloped by his other teammates in celebration.

"You could say that was brilliant – wait for it – Lee done!" Lee said, flashing a thumbs-up.

Team Mad looked downcast. How were they ever going to win against that sort of power? Sakura's transformation didn't seem to be having any effect.

Unfortunately, that move had used up a significant amount of Lee's chakra and he couldn't pull another one like that off again, which kind of evened out the playing field.

Team Mad enjoyed possession of the ball for a while until Kankurou used his chakra strings to haul it out of Jirobo's grasp.

"Team Troublesome is really using their skills well, as for Team Mad, they really need to step up their game," Kisame commented.

It was only until Kabuto fumbled a pass that Team Mad got possession of the ball again. Sakura was about to pass it to Akatsuchi but she was roughly tackled by Kiba in his beast mode.

"Bunch of duds!" Madara yelled angrily.

Juugo ran passed the 20 – yard line and scored an easy touchdown.

Nagato was in the middle of a daydream involving Konan when suddenly a huge, forboding shadow loomed over him. Nagato turned around slowly, "S-Sensei?"

"UUUGGGG! . ."

"Uh oh, should we do something?" Kisame said, looking over at Orochimaru who shook his head.

"Nothing can be done, Kisame. It's hopeless. Here, use this until it's over," Orochimaru handed him a blindfold.

But Kisame didn't use it, he was too curious to see what was going to happen.

"SAKURA! ME WANT!" Jiraiya screamed, beating his chest with both hands like an ape.

"What the fuu-" Sakura said as she was gripped around the waist and slammed to the ground by Jiraiya. Sai, Lee, Shino and Jirobo tried to pry Jiraiya off Sakura but they were sent flying.

"W-what is that in your pants?" Sakura asked squirming, then her eyes widened, "OH MY GOD!"

-X-

Hinata didn't particularly like Sakura, but this was just not right. "P-poor Sakura."

"I've heard of this before," Itachi said, "The Super Pervert mode. Sakura doesn't stand a chance, unless…"

"Unless what?" Hinata asked.

"She goes back to her old self again…"

"I'll never go back!" Sakura said struggling against the insane Jiraiya.

"Sakura it's the only way!" Hinata shouted in despair. She really wanted to help Sakura...this time.

"Never!"

"UUUGGGG No JUTSU!" Jiraiya screamed placing his hands into the ram seal.

Then his crotch started to spasm and grow.

"What the fuck!?" screamed a green haired kunoichi from the stands.

Hidan had his ears nearly blown off from the force of the scream that came from the person sitting beside him. She had green hair too.

"Shut the hell up you mint haired, mega throat having bitch!"

Fu raised her eyebrows and stared at Hidan.

"Dude take a chill pill...and swallow it." Naruto said trying to calm down his ninja bro.

"No I Won't! This bitch needs to learn all about volume! Bitch my ears almost fell off due to you having a voice almost as bad as Sakura 1.0!"

Ino high fived tenten.

Fu continued to stare, mouth slightly agape.

Hidan continued to rant.

"Next time warn me when you're about to turn on your bitch hole at full power!"

"Hidan! Heel! Heel boy!" Naruto shouted pulling at Hidan's arm.

"No the bitch-GRRR-needs-GRRR-to shut the fuck up-ragh!"

"Heel damn you! Don't make me neuter your ass!" Naruto shouted yanking Hidan back.

Fu just stared at the two most awesomest ninjas ever...mainly at Hidan who had just violated her with words. '...i think...I like getting talked to that way...'

She subconsciously pressed her legs together.

"Just out of curiosity...how would you neuter an ass?" Orochimaru said, now back in the announcers booth

"Orochimaru, you better keep straight down this street, because I'm not going down that road with you."

Nagato watched everyone pile around Jiraiya about to savagely rape Sakura in all of her holes.

"Well technically the game is still going on...SO this is still legal."

He clapped his hands together.

"Kuchiyose no jutsu!"

6 poofs of smoke surrounded Nagato. When they cleared six bodies were revealed. They all had Orange hair, face piercings and was wearing the original the Akatsuki cloak.

Nagato had summoned Deva Path, Asura Path, Preta Path, Naraka path, Human Path and Animal path.

The six paths of Pein were back.

Nagato picked up the football and prepared to act as Quarter back for his six paths.

"It's not gonna be that easy!"

Nagato stared at the guy standing in front of him and his paths.

Kankurou stood valiantly in Nagato's way. Sasori (His puppet), Crow and Ant were out on each side of him.

"You think it's gonna be a walk in the park trying to score on me?" Asked Kankurou activating the Hidan rotating blades in Sasori's back trying to intimidate Nagato.

*10 Seconds later*

It didn't work.

Nagato had scored 257.69 times against Kankurou. Onoki kept track.

Kankurou was unconscious and hanging over the field goal poles his puppets scattered all over the football field.

"UUGG! ME ALMOST READY TO DO PELVIC MEGA THRUST NO JUTSU!"

"Sakura please turn back!" Hinata pleaded.

"NEVER!"

"I'm afraid if Sakura-san does not want to turn back then we cannot help her." Itachi began. "Jiraiya-sama is gonna do to her what NaruSasu fics do to this site."

Hinata blinked. Due to authors (Inuyonas) not wanting to offend anyone any further, she had no idea what Itachi was talking about.

"Sakura please!" Even Shikamaru wanted to help.

"NO! Do you know what I looked like before?" Sakura asked still struggling against the possessed Jiraiya.

"...Meg from family guy?"

Kurenai high fived Mei.

"Sakura!" Hinata screamed again.

"No! I will never go back!"

Madara slapped his forehead "I'm getting sick of this. FOR GODSAKE SAKURA IT'S JUST A HENGE! YOUR LEVEL OF HIDEOUS IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIX WITHOUT A MEGA ULTRA TIME AND SPACE JUTSU THAT ONLY ME AND THE YELLOW FLASH COULD CREATE!"

The arena was silenced by Madara's statement.

"...Henge?" Sakura asked in utter shock.

"UUGG! PREPARATION COMPLETE!"

Jiraiya's penis burst violently through his pants.

It had a toad's face.

"PELVIC THRUST NO JUTSU!"

Seeing Jiraiya about to violate Sakura made Naruto burst into action. In the blink of an eye Naruto jumped up from his seated position, activate bijuu mode level 2, created 4 shadow clones and flash toward Jiraiya.

"I'll save you Sakura's sister!"

BOOM!

CRASH!

THUD!

"AAAAAH!"

AN- AND THATS A MAJOR CLIFFHANGER WE LEFT YOU WITH! BUT DON'T WORRY...YOU STILL GET THESE!

BLOOPERS:

Make over scene take 1:

Madara turned around and put his hands on his hips and snapped his fingers at Sakura like a diva, "Excuse me, I'm going to give you the makeover that will lead to the accomplishment of the other things."

"I don't need a makeover, I already look goooood."

Team Mad including Madara fell over laughing. He woke up again and dusted his cloak, "Ahhh Haruno, thanks for the laugh, good team spirit building morale. But seriously, let's get to work, Temari you're pretty so-

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

HAHEHAHEHAHAEHHAHAHEHEHEHEHE HE!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"HAAAAAAA!"

"HEEEEEEE!"

"HOHOHOHOHHOOHOHO!"

"HAHAHOHAHOHA!"

"KUKUKUKU!"

"HEHOHOHOEHOOHO!"

"HYAHYAHYAHYAHAYHAYAHAYAHAYAH AYHYA!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

HAHEHAHEHAHAEHHAHAHEEEEEEHEH EHEHEHE!"

"HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA!"

"HAAAAAAA!"

"HEEEEEEE!"

"HOHOHOHAAAAAOHHOOHOHO!"

"HAHAHOHAHOHA!"

"KUKUKUKU!"

"HEHOHOHOEHOOHO!"

"HYAHYAHYAHYAHAYHAYAHAYAHAYAH AYHYA!"

Madara glared at the two people who dared interrupt him.

"Are you two done?"

"I am tebayo!"

"I'm not you ancient fuck..."

Make over scene take 2:

Madara turned around and put his hands on his hips and snapped his fingers at Sakura like a diva, "Excuse me, I'm going to give you the makeover that will lead to the accomplishment of the other things."

"I don't need a makeover, I already look goooood."

THUD!

Madara slapped his mask. "...Goddamnit Deidara."

"SAKURA KILLED DEIDARA!" HIDAN SCREAMED.

"SAKURA YOU BASTARD!" Naruto shouted.

Kabuto's new look scene take 1:

Before another fight could ensue, Shikamaru pointed out that Kabuto was missing from the team.

"He punked out, probably can't handle the awesomeness," Kiba said with a yawn.

"I'm right here."

They turned to see Kabuto who finally made an appearance on the field and he too, had made some changes. He had a black shirt, blue jeans, black and white sneakers, a blue short sleeved jacket and a red and white cap. his hair was short and black. The word pocket monsters was written on his cap.

"What the fuck are you supposed to be?" Sasuke said sceptically.

"I'll defeat you and win that badge!" Kabuto shouted

"...Dude you got ready for the wrong fic..." Shikamaru said tiredly

Sakura's new look take 1:

Team Mad emerged from the change rooms, with Madara leading the way. He held a mega phone in his hand, "We do not have fancy theme music, or pretty-boys on our team - "

"Hey!"both Sai and Nagato protested.

Madara ignored them, "But we do have this – let me introduce you to… Sakura 2.0 – the sexy version!" Madara made a grand gesture with his hand and the rest of Team Mad parted to reveal Sakura 2.0.

Jaws dropped.

Gasps echoed.

Pants grew tighter.

THUD!

Madara tossed his mega phone in rage.

"DEIDARA! Y U NO STAY ALIVE!"

Sakura stood there with a seductive smile, expertly done makeup, her hair had highlights and extensions in it, her football uniform was altered to fit her more snugly and exposed her enhanced cleavage. With an air of confidence and her newfound sex-appeal, she led Team Mad to the centre of the field for their face-off against Team Troublesome.

"AAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FROG BALLS IS GOING ON IN HER PANTS TEBAYO?" Naruto screamed in pure terror.

Sakura had a massive boner bulging out showing on her right leg.

Orochimaru cocked his head to the side and squinted his eyes. "...Is...is that mine?"

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