Includes: Slight AU. Implied Yaoi couples, mild language, and nuclear weapons.

Rating: 14+

Authors' Notes: This is Poland! :) Explaining this story a little, me and England were sitting in health class bored and decided to write. And we took turns writing and this is how it turned out. There will definitely be multiple chapters! By the way, Lithuania will not be called Liet, instead Lithy. Because Jill (poland) owns the English manga and that's what he is called. :)

Disclaimer: Will be read by Poland!

Poland: Why, like, me?

Lithuania: Please just read the disclaimer Poland...

Poland: Fine, only because you like asked nicely, Lithy! Ahem, it like says "Hetalia is not owned by JillĀ²." Like, what a totally boring disclaimer!


Chapter One

"Alright, everybody SHUT UP!" Germany shouted, quickly calming the whole class down. No one knew why Germany was teaching health class anyway, he was supposed to be a student. "I know no one wants to be here, myself included, so let's just get this over with!"

"PASTA!" Italy randomly shouted.

"Quiet, Italy-kun..." Japan scolded quietly, only to have Germany glare at the both of them. Then he began to teach the class.

"Those stupid gits! I wish they could be quiet!" England whispered to Poland.

"I, like, totally agree!" Poland mumbled in response, "And I wish Lithy was in this class... I'm, like, so bored!"

"I'm just glad America isn't in this class, it would be much worse!"

"He'd, like, probably turn this class into explaining why McDonald's is healthy! It's totally not!" Poland laughed a little too loudly, causing Germany to look at them.

England looked back at his papers and waited until Germany was talking about pointless crap, "I can't wait for this class to be over."

"Me too... Remind me again why we have to, like, take this class..." Poland rolled his eyes and started to draw hearts on a random scrap of paper.

"Honestly, I have no idea, but it's pointless!" England rolled his eyes as well, and started randomly writing on a piece of paper.

Poland looked up as some of the other countries, Sweden, Austria, Hungary and Switzerland started to argue loudly.

"Why, like, won't they shut up?" He said, annoyed.

"Stupid gits!" England mumbled and went back to his pointless story, "We could have America nuke them, that'll make 'em shut up."

"We could have Russia do the same right after. Look, he, like, looks annoyed!" Poland said pointing across the room at Russia who had his creepy murderous smile on. England then quickly wrote a note on a sheet of paper then threw it across the room to Russia when Germany wasn't looking. Then he sat back and texted America.

To: America

From: England

I need you to nuke some countries! :)

To: England

From: America

who? :D

To: America

From: England

Sweden, Austria, Hungary and Switzerland!

To: England

From: America

okay! I'm on it Artie! :D

To: America

From: England

YOU STUPID GIT! DON'T CALL ME THAT!

To: England

From: America

sorry iggy. :'(

Poland watched England texting and laughed, "America, is so, like, weird!" looking across the room he saw Russia reading the note, having a small evil smile on his face and saying, "Kol, kol, kol, kol, kol, kol, kol."

"I know he's going to nuke them..." Suddenly having an idea, Poland pulled out his pink cell phone and texted Lithuania.

To: Lithy

From: Poland

Avoid health room at all costs! :3

To: Poland

From: Lithy

Why? o.o

To: Lithy

From: Poland

Russia and America are going to nuke some countries! ^.^

England looked at the texts and laughed. "ENGLAND! POLAND!" Germany yelled. They both looked at Germany, "Pay attention." They both sighed and difted in and out of what he was teaching.

"I hate this class, Poland."

"I don't even want to pay attention... I hate this class too!" Poland made a pouting face then continued to text Lithuania under his desk.

"When is America going to, like, nuke them? What class is he in?" He asked in between texts.

"Hold on I'll ask."

To: America

From: England

When are you going to nuke them?

To: England

From: America

Hmmmmm hb after class as they are leaving?

To: America

From: England

That works.

England went back to writing his story and then looked up, "After class," He said in between texts and sentences.

"Then we have to get out quick after class. I, like, do NOT want to die!" Poland said.

"America said he was going to wait until we get out," England explained and went back to texting.

"Oh, like, thank God..." Poland said, reading a new text from Lithuania, "Oh no! Lithy is stuck in a class with France... that's a rape waiting to happen. But if he ever, like, goes near MY Lithy I'm going to turn his capital into Warsaw!"

"I'm just glad America isn't in that class... but I think Russia should nuke France too..." England trailed off.

To: Russia

From: England

Nuke France too.

To: England

From: Russia

Y?

To: Russia

From: England

Because I said so.

To: England

From: Russia

Ok

"Yay for, like, nuking France!" Poland cheered, smiling evilly, "And look! Class is over!" The bell then rang and Poland scrambled to get his stuff and leave.

England rushed out as well and saw America looking at the door patiently...


To be continued


And nuking shall commence in chapter two! Please R&R, it will make both Jills very happy. :)

Poland: It'll like make me happy too!

Me: Yes of course! Poland, England, Lithy and America will be happy too! And I'll give you Polish donuts to go with every review! :)