So folks here is chapter 21 filled with OOC England, quite possibly an OOC America, and drunk!Japan (Does Japan even get drunk?) Also, there is…KARAOKE! But sadly only England, America, Poland and Lithuania get to sing :/ But once part one is finished, possibly during our two week hiatus in between parts one and two we will post a full version of the scene at the karaoke bar. So here is the long ass chapter you've been waiting for and thank god for Spring Break! And hopefully me and Jill (Poland) can get together and finish capters 22 and 23 and post them in a reasonable amount of time. Only two chapters left until Part 1 of Hetalia High is over :'( ENJOY!

Disclaimer: Will be done by my OC Romania

Romania: Jill 1 and Jill 2 don't own Hetalia and I like blood!

Me: What the hell?

Romania: I'm a vampyre duh!

Me: Oh god…

Romania: Meh~ It's not THAT bad…

"You're welcome Latvia." England whispered as the younger, smaller nation left. Moments later England stood up from his seat and left the cafeteria and walked to his locker so he could get the homework he forgot in his locker for A.P Bio.

Poland walked up, "Like, hey! You actually stood up for like, Sealand! I'm, like totally proud of you!" He said perkily, "He seems, like, totally happy about it by the way."

"Yes, but that's because Finland let him off." England reached his locker on the second floor but as he was about to grab the A.P Bio binder he suddenly remembered he had a study hall the block before that said class. He slammed his locker shut and the sound echoed down the deserted hall causing Poland to look at England worriedly. England turned on his heel and walked away. "Well, whatever. It's because of, like, you that he did." Poland followed right behind England like a lost puppy. "So, like, what do you want to do? Because I'm out of ideas and it's only, like, four!"

"Poland, I don't mean to sound rude, but I want to be alone right now. Just go back to the others and figure out what to do with them." England said in a melancholic monotone and walked away from Poland.

"Oh…like, whatever. See you later~!" Poland said unaffected by what his friend had said and skipped away, humming what sounded like his national anthem. Once he was back in the foyer with everyone else he hugged Lithuania and said, "Like, England's really annoyed~ Plus, he sounded, like, REALLY depressed!"

America looked away from his conversation with Italy with a puppy dog pout on his face. "W-why's he depressed?" He asked confusedly looking around noticing for the first time that England was gone. America lifted Poland up by his shirt, "WHY?"

"Hey! Like, let go! Put me down!" Poland said. He was so short that his feet weren't anywhere near being able to touch the ground. "Like, I don't know why! If I knew I'd totally tell you! Scouts honor!"

"U-um…America? Please put Poland down…" Lithuania said, "And maybe you should ask England yourself or just text him?"

"Yeah…that's a totally better idea then interrogating me!" Poland said annoyed.

America set Poland down but didn't stop questioning him. "Where did you last see him?"

"Um, I think near the French room?"

America glared but sprinted away to go find his boyfriend.

Back with England, he sat on a ledge heater thingy listening to his iPod. He looked out the windows watching the rain fall wishing he could be sitting out there instead of being inside.

Poland watched America sprint away and sighed, "He's, like, totally hopeless…"

"I know Poland," Lithuania said. "But it's his problem not ours so don't worry."

"I'm, like, not worried. It's just so funny to watch them~!" Poland smirked and Lithuania slapped his forehead.

America slowly approached his slightly distracted boyfriend. When he reached him, he reached out an arm and slowly pulled out and earplug that was resting in England's ear. "Hey England what's wrong?" America asked softly looking down at the possibly depressed teenager.

"Nothing." England replied looking down at America's shoes.

"Arthur, I've known you for years, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing Alfred." Arthur stood and started to walk down hall but Alfred grabbed his wrist and stopped him.

"Arthur tell me!"

"It's nothing Alfred!" England jerked his wrist out of America's hand and started to continue his walk down the hallway. He put his earphone back into his ear and jogged down the stairs and walked out of the door at the end of the hall and leaned against the building getting drenched from the rain. America, naturally followed him and watched as England slid down the wall and clutched his head visibly crying, but you couldn't tell because of the rain, well, unless you were a certain American teenager who was obsessed with hamburgers. He walked over to England and leaned down in front of him and pulled out both of the earphones. "Is it because of what happened with Sealand?" England looked down and bit his lip. "It is isn't it?" England could only nod pathetically in reply. America pulled him into a hug and England cried into his boyfriends shoulder. "Ssh, ssh it's okay, it's okay." America said trying to comfort the smaller teenager.

"Is is sad that I just want to be seen as something other than a nuisance to him?" England sobbed.

"I practically raised the fucking arse and he hates me just like my older siblings hate me! I just wanted the relationship between him and me to be different!" England stopped sobbing letting anger take over. "Maybe I should just let him go? God only knows how much he'd be happy if I wasn't a part of his life…"


"If I'm so bloody amazing why did he thank Finland not me?" He knew that sounded selfish, but at this point he couldn't really care.

"I…I don't know. But I do know he's taking whatever relationship he has with you for granted…" America paused. "C'mon let's go back to the others! I have a totally awesome idea that will definitely cheer you up!" With that being said, America picked England up and carried the drenched teenaged nation back inside the building.
Poland continued to chat with Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia until he saw a very drenched America carrying a very drenched England…bridal style.

"Like, OH…MY…GOD! England's not bashing America in the head for, like, carrying him!" Poland said watching the cute couple with interest.

"That's…" Lithuania said.

"Amazing…" Latvia continued.

"Is it the end of the world?" Estonia finished.

Poland glared at all of them. "Like, don't be mean! You people to tell me not to, like, make fun of them. Why do you get to?"

"You're right, I'm sorry" Lithuania said.

"Hey America! England! Why are you guys drenched Veh~?" Italy asked. "And is everything worked out…Veh~?"

"We were…" America trailed off.

"We were outside…" England finished.



"I'm sure they have their reasons Poland…" Lithuania said, "So, like Italy said, Is everything okay?"

"Let me guess…" Poland said in a hyper overtone, "America, like, kissed it and made it all better?"

America smiled, "NOPE! Just some good 'ol comfortin'!" England face palmed.

"It's good OLD COMFORTING not 'ol comfortin' you bloody wanker."

"Well, then it's a good thing I don't really care!" America said in the same hyper overtone Poland had used and a smile. "Annnnyyyyyywayyyyy! I have a totally awesome idea!"

"No, you are not raping me OR nuking innocent countries….unless it's that bloody frog, then I guess it'll be acceptable."

"You're no fun, but that's what I was going to suggest. WE SHOULD GO TO A KAROKE BAR!"


"Awe c'mon Iggy!"

"I have school tomorrow AND a bloody football game!"

"I'm sorry but I can't, plus I'm drenched!"

"Then we'll go change!"


"Oh karaoke! That's like, a great idea! Right Lithy?" Poland said trying to decide what to sing.

"That could be fun…" Lithuania said already knowing that he would make a fool of himself or Poland would do that for him.

"Alright, everybody wants to? Good." Poland said not waiting for a reply, "Like, let's go!"

"I really need new friends…" England mumbled.

"Not including me right?" America asked.

"I'm not liable to say at this time…"

"You suck."

"Just you…"

"Damn straight. Otherwise you and that other guy is going to die….well not you…just him…"

"Who said it would be a guy?"


"But, you're lucky…you are the only one for me… I'Amerique"

"Don't. Use. French."

"Alfred, it's just a joke, please don't take it so hard…"

"I just don't like Francis!"

"Why may I ask?"

"He gropes you too much!"

"So in other words….you're jealous?"

". NO I'm not jealous!"

"Whatever you say, love, but it is kind of cute."



Lithuania intervened in their small lovers spat, "Um, let's go! No time to argue!" Poland grabbed Lithuania and England's arms, "Hurry up guys! I, like, totally want to do some karaoke!"

He skipped off leading the way for all the countries. "Oh, by the way Lithy, you have to do a song with me!"


America ran after them and yanked England's arm away from Poland's arm. "…MINE!" America said

"America I'm not some item you daft fool!"

"You're right. You're MY boyfriend; therefore I am the only one who gets to skip with you." America said linking arms with England.

"Not that I like skipping, but I can skip with whomever I want to Alfred!"

"Well, actually it depends on the person."

"What the bloody fuck do you mean?"

"Well, if it's Poland, sure. If it's France…FUCK NO!"

"Why on earth would I skip with France in the first place? Why would I skip at all?"

"Well, he could force you! And, honestly, I have no idea…."

"Even if he did force me I wouldn't. And, I dislike skipping, so you needn't worry, love."

"Okay…" It faded into an awkward silence after that.

"Sooooo IGGY!" America said loudly. It was then that England was grateful for America having ADD.

"Yes, love?"

"Nothing's gonna change between us right?"

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I just don't want anything to change because of what I've said."

"Love, you worry too much. Nothing's changed, nor will it ever change."

"Okay, let's go meet up with the others." America grabbed England's hand and they ran up to where Poland and Lithuania were. When they finally caught up with the other's America intertwined their fingers and squeezed, and smiled when England squeezed back. He looked up and smiled lovingly at England and smiled wider when he returned it.

"Awe how cute~!" Poland said. "Lithy! Like, do something cute with me!"

"Such as what?"

"Like, carry me again! It's TOTALLY cute!" Poland smirked.

"But, Poland…" Lithuania said not wanting to admit that he was too tired to carry him.

"Please~?" Lithuania gave in.

"Fine Poland…" He picked him up with difficulty and Poland smiled.

"Like, thanks Lithy~!" Poland kissed him which of course made him blush.

"A-anytime Poland…"

***2 Hours Later***

"Igirisu-san." Japan said. "You should sing Pub and GO!" England looked down at the table and contemplated it.

"Alright, I'll do it. In Japanese or in English?"

"Japanese." Japan smiled.

"Oh, that would totally, like, be awesome England!" Poland agreed "Oh…I still need to choose a song to sing…"

"Poland, worry about yourself later. It's England's turn," Lithuania said partially distracted by Belarus who walked by stalking Russia. Poland, of course became jealous immediately.

England sighed and walked up to the small stage and started to sing Pub and GO!.

Ore no namae wa Igirisu da.

Seishiki meishou wa Gureto Buriten oyobi hokubu Airurando Rengou Oukoku.

Ato de tesuto ni dasukarana!

Kyou mo ame, kinou mo ame

Kitto ashita mo ame dakedo

Kasa wo sasanai

Datte ore wa Eikoku shinshi, shinshi, shinshi

Pabu- Pabu- Pabu tte GO!

Fuish ando chippusu!

Kirai na aitsu ni noroi wo kakete

Yousei-san, yousei-san!


Ware wa yuku!

Omae ni deatte yokatta

Tte, kore, hiniku dakarana!

Asoko no kabe ni kao ga ukandeiruzo!

Omokaji ippaaai! (Omokaji ipaaai!)

Soshite majutsu wa shiroku, kuroku (Waaaai!)

Kohi yori mochiron koucha

Atsu- atsu- atsu- atsuu- ah...

Miruku wa saki ni irete oke yo

Suwaruto shinuze

Bazubiizu cheaa

Jigoku e mashigura

Bazubii, Bazubii

Atsumare minna, yunikon, pikushii

Panjandoramu de, retsugou, senjou (senjou)

Omaera ikuzo!

Ikuzo? Ikuzo!

Pabu- Pabu- Pabutte GO!

Fuish ando chippusu!

Nomeba wakaru saWakarusa nome ba

Yousei-san, yousei-san!


Ware wa yuku!


Zenryoku de norouzo!


Jou-heika, banzai!

Pabu- Pabu- Pabutte GO!

Fuish ando chippusu!

Kiraina aitsu ni, noroi wo kakete

Yousei-san, yousei-san


Ware wa yuku!


Baka... (x31)

Amerika no, Bakaaa! (bakaaa!)


After the song had ended and England had sung in PERFECT Japanese, America looked up and glared. "I'M NOT AN IDIOT!" England whom had just sat down sighed.

"Those were the lyrics, you really aren't an idiot America." America smiled.

"England, it's my turn! I need you to play the piano for me!" America walked up to the stage and picked up an acoustic guitar. "What song are you singing?" England asked as he sat down at the piano. America whispered it into his ear and they both smiled. England was thankful he knew the song.

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And, maybe, they'd be happy for a while.

But february made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn't take one more step.

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.

So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "this'll be the day that I die.
"this'll be the day that I die."

Did you write the book of love,
And do you have faith in God above,
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock 'n roll,
Can music save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
`cause I saw you dancin' in the gym.
You both kicked off your shoes.
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died.

I started singin',
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin', "this'll be the day that I die.
"this'll be the day that I die."

Now for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone,
But that's not how it used to be.
When the jester sang for the king and queen,
In a coat he borrowed from james dean
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while the king was looking down,
The jester stole his thorny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
No verdict was returned.
And while lennon read a book of marx,
The quartet practiced in the park,
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died.

We were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin', "this'll be the day that I die.
"this'll be the day that I die."

Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
It landed foul on the grass.
The players tried for a forward pass,
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`cause the players tried to take the field;
The marching band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?

We started singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin', "this'll be the day that I die.
"this'll be the day that I die."

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
Jack flash sat on a candlestick
Cause fire is the devil's only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satan's spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

He was singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin', "this'll be the day that I die.
"this'll be the day that I die."

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before,
But the man there said the music wouldn't play.

And in the streets: the children screamed,
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died.

And they were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "this'll be the day that I die.
"this'll be the day that I die."

They were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "this'll be the day that I die."

England got up from the piano and smiled. "That was amazing Alfred."

"Thanks, but not as amazing as the next song!"


"You'll see!" England walked over to the table and watched America pick up an electric guitar and another song started.

I took a walk around the world to
Ease my troubled mind
I left my body laying somewhere
In the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark
Side of the moon
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float to the
Dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be something
To do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
There holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with
My superhuman might

You called me strong, you called me weak
But your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times I
Never let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head, if
Not for me then you would be dead
I picked you up and put you back
On solid ground

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well will you be
There holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with my
Superhuman might

/Oh whoa whoa/

America walked back to his seat next to England, but before either one could say something, Japan came up and kissed America on the lips, and England could swear he could see America kiss back. England slowly got up deciding that he needed fresh air.

"IGGY! IGGY! Wait!" America yelled.

"What America?"

"I…." America drifted off. England looked down with his fists clenched.

"Did you or did you not kiss Japan back Alfred?" England turned around, his back facing America.

"I DIDN'T KISS HIM BACK!" America yelled getting angry at the accusation. America turned England around and grabbed his shoulders. "You have to believe me!" America said in a soft depressed tone. Is he going to break up with me? America thought. America not liking thought grabbed England's waist and rested his head on his boyfriend's shoulder and kissed the exposed skin that was there. America looked up, looking England directly in the eyes.

"Arthur, I love you and ONLY you! I know we've only been together for a day, but you're the ONLY ONE FOR ME!" To emphasize that point he kissed England.


Poland grabbed Lithuania's arm and dragged him forward. "Like, come on Lithy!" Lithuania came out of his daydream about Belarus, "Oh, what?"

"We're going to sing a song! Like, NOW!"

Don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I tried
Honey if I get restless
Baby you're not that kind

Don't go breaking my heart
You take the weight off me
Honey when you knock on my door
I gave you my key

Nobody knows it
When I was down
I was your clown
Nobody knows it
Right from the start
I gave you my heart
I gave you my heart

So don't go breaking my heart
I won't go breaking your heart
Don't go breaking my heart

And nobody told us
`Cause nobody showed us
And now it's up to us babe
I think we can make it

So don't misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
You put the sparks to the flame
I've got your heart in my sights

At the end of the song Poland kissed Lithuania and said, "Well, like, that was fun right Lithy?"

"Uh…sure…" Lithuania said still distracted by Belarus, who was applauding their performance much like the other countries. Poland's jealously rose considerably. "Like, we're going to sing another song Lithy!"

There's a calm surrender to the rush of day
When the heat of a rolling world can be turned away
An enchanted moment, and it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you

And can you feel the love tonight
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best

There's a time for everyone if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager beats in time with yours

And can you feel the love tonight
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best

"Poland, I'll be right back…" Lithuania said and ran over to Belarus to try and start a conversation.

"But…Lithy…" Poland said now feeling more sad than jealous.

England, noticing what was going on walked over to Lithuania and pulled him away from Belarus. "You, you slutty man stealing Russia obsessed whore go stalk Russia!" England yelled pulling Lithuania out of the karaoke bar. America smiled at his boyfriend's actions.


"Lithuania, did you not say that you wouldn't mind dating Poland? If you're not going to take your relationship with him bloody seriously or you're too in love with Belarus, why don't you breakup with him instead of leading him on?

"Otherwise keeping a relationship with Poland will do more harm than good."

"Well, I do like Poland….but…" He looked over at Belarus who sure enough was fallowing Russia around, "I like her too. I can't decide who I like more! Maybe I should breakup with him, but I couldn't stand upsetting him."

Poland meanwhile, left the karaoke bar through the back exit and was beginning a slow lonely walk home. He pulled out his cell phone and texted Lithuania, somehow knowing he wouldn't reply.

"Lithuania, I understand your point, but honestly, if you decided to go out with Poland that had to mean something right? And, if you don't mind me asking, why the bloody fuck do you like a girl who is in love with her brother and wants to become one with him?"

"I guess it does mean something…" Lithuania said. "And Belarus is very hot! Who wouldn't like her?"He added with a smile. "Anyway, I have to go. Bye England…" Lithuania left without another word.

England glared "JUST BECAUSE SHE'S HOT ISN'T A VALID ANSWER! PLUS SHE'S A FUCKING PHYSO!" England yelled after him. "Fucking slut…gonna kill them both!" England walked back into the karaoke place and saw Japan walking over to where America was sitting. England, who was in much closer distance to Alfred was able to walk up and kiss him before Japan could. Since America was sitting down, England had to lower himself onto his lap. Normally England didn't condone PDA, but when a drunken Asian nation was trying to kiss YOUR boyfriend, desperate times called for desperate measures. England shifted his weight on America, his hands slowly making their way up America's shirt. He smiled into the kiss when he felt America shiver. England broke away from the kiss and started to kiss America's neck making sure marks would show the next day. "Artie…" America whispered glairing down at the smaller boy. England looked up at America, the look on his face a mix of confusion and dejection. He smiled a little when the glare softened. "Bathroom. NOW!" England smiled a little and nodded. As he got up he made sure to press his knee into the erection that had made its presence known in America's pants. America glared and grabbed England's wrist pulling him towards the direction of the bathroom. England made sure to send an evil smirk towards Japan who returned it. "England will pay for taking Greece from me…" Japan said evilly and walked away. The nations who heard Japan wondered why he thought America was Greece…also; most of them felt bad for what Japan would probably do to England.

Stupid small asshole can put that in his Asian tea and drink it. England thought.

So folks, there is chapter 21! 22 will be coming as soon as Jill (Poland) and I hangout and can finish writing it. So, how'd you like drunk!Japan? Also, please don't ask how he thinks America is Greece. Also, nothing will happen until Part 2 of Hetalia High. Which will be much more drama filled than this. So R&R and tell us what you think, because we haven't been getting that may reviews and it's depressing. So tell us what you thought of this chapter and tell us when you think Germany and Italy should get together. Also, what other pairings would you like to see?