Disclaimer: it's still JKR's, just like every other time i post a story.
A/N: The things I write when I'm supposed to be doing classwork during 1st period math x_x lol.
"I was just thinking, Sirius, and guess what I realized? I've never been in a functional relationship."
"What about James?"
"We're absolutely dysfunctional. The most dysfunctional one I've been in. Except for maybe, you know, Darren."
"I still don't know what you saw in him..."
"You know what? Me either. Don't tell him I said that."
"Blackmail! Anyway, what about James?"
"We're way too extreme. We're always either fighting and screaming or we're passionately romantic. It's very exhausting."
"Yeah. Yeah, I get that."
"Er. Have I what?"
"You're so drunk! Have you ever had a functional relationship?"
"Don't laugh at me, I'm not drunk. You're drunker than me."
"I don't think drunker is a word."
"It is too. It describes you perfectly."
"Don't laugh at my drunken-ness, I'm amazing."
"Wow, Sirius. Anyway, have you?"
"Oh my God! Have you ever been in a functional relationship?"
"Stop laughing at me. And, um, no. Well, yeah. Actually, no..."
"Sort of. With Marlene. We were..."
"I'm sorry. You don't have to - "
"No, it's alright. I'm fine. I just... I miss her, that's all."
"I know how it feels."
"No, Lily, you bloody well don't!"
"Don't yell at me! There's no reason for you to be like that!"
"You don't know how it feels! Your parents are dead, Lily, that doesn't make you a bloody expert on feelings! She's - She was my girlfriend! You don't know what that's like, what it's like to lose your other half. The only one who can keep you sane right now! You don't know!"
"Stop yelling at me!"
"You're not the only one who can hurt!"
"Neither are you!"
"See? Even my friendships are messed up!"
"Aw, don't cry, Lily. I'm sorry, I overreacted."
"I know, me too. I shouldn't just assume I know. That I understand."
"I shouldn't assume you don't."
"I think I should go home now."
"Yeah. Bye, Lily."