I got this idea from mentalgal, who is writing The Mentalist parodies of various Christmas carols. I know a bunch of other people are probably doing them but hopefully you'll enjoy mine!

This is JINGLE BELLS - any suggestions for my next one?

Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow
Wolves the size of horses play
Through the trees they go
Barking all the way (woof woof woof!)

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Hear Renesmee sing
Even Rose looks bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

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Oh!

Jingle bells, Jacob smells
Emmett seized the day
Oh what fun it is to slide

Down the stairs on Christmas day - hey!

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Jingle bells, Esme yells
Sends Emmett away
Soon enough he's back inside
Coz Jasper led the way!

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A day or two ago
Bella took Edward aside
And requested something light
To play on Christmas night

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Alice prepared a prank

In case Emmett forgot

Suddenly her face went blank

And she missed the whole lot!

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Oh!

"Jingle bells, Jacob smells
Team Edward all the way!"
Rose writes on the underside

Of the wolf-boy's special tray - hey!

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Jingle bells, Esme yells
At her daughter with dismay
But even Esme can't deny
It was true what Rose did say!

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"Jingle bells, Jacob smells
Better than you any day"

Nessie writes back Rose with pride
She defends her man her way - hey!

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Jingle Bells, Carlisle yells
And halts the disarray
"Hey, it's a mess but let it slide!

It's a Cullen Christmas Day!"

Did you like it? Let me know! And make a request for my next Cullen-ised Christmas Carol! :)

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