Disclaimer: JE owns them. I do not. This should be sung to the tune of "Away in a Manger."


Away on a Mission


Away on a mission,
Ranger's in the wind.
Steph is so worried
That Batman is dead.

Tank reassures her,
Says he'll be back fast.
He's the best at his duties,
He's proved in the past.

The weeks go by slowly.
Her baby bump grows.
The ultrasound showed them
Ten fingers and toes.

Steph starts to feel kicking.
She wants Ranger home
So he can feel Junior,
And she won't be alone.

One evening at Pino's,
Joe said with a sneer,
"I see he's not with you."
His meaning was clear.

The whole room got quiet
When Steph cried real tears.
Then Ranger surprised her
And said, "Babe, I'm right here."