Summary: Cupid is considered a myth; a cuddly, little naked angel who makes people fall in love. Sunny, the Winchesters and Roxie are about to find out that Cupid is, indeed, real and it's got a "Love-List" with two of their names on it.

A/N: I know, that was quick, right? Haha, yeah, I've had a lot of time on my hands lately AND a crap-load of inspiration. So, enjoy!

"Cupid's Chokehold"

Chapter 1- Stupid Cupid

"Do we have to do this? I don't see why we can't just go to the bar." Dean complained, as Sunny took his hand and pulled him out of the Impala.

It had been 4 months since they stopped the apocalypse from happening and life had finally gone back on track for the Winchesters and Sunny. They even added a new member to their team, Roxie Summers.

"Shut up, you crybaby, and grab the cooler." Sunny chuckled, lightly shoving his shoulder as he walked towards the backseat.

"I didn't even think you were into this kind of...thing." he grumbled, reaching into the back and pulling out a medium sized cooler.

Sunny scoffed and leaned against the car as he slammed the door shut.

"You know, just because I'm a bad-ass hunter who acts tough, doesn't make me any less of a girl. You bonehead." she retorted, sticking her tongue out at him.

He, suddenly, dropped the cooler and spun around, grabbing hold of her and pulling her close.

"You should be more careful with that tongue..." he warned, lightly grazing his bottom lip against hers.

She smiled, looking up at him, then caught it with her teeth to pull his face closer and kissed him, lustfully. He moved his hand to her face and quickly backed her into the car door. She wrapped her left arm around his neck, while her right hand gripped his shirt, against his ribs, pulling him hard against her. His hands traveled down the length of her body until he reached her ass, then squeezed her. Meanwhile, their tongues took turns grinding against each other and it wasn't until they heard someone clear their throat behind them that they stopped.

"Uhh, are we gonna get this little picnic going or are you two going to fuck all over the food?" Roxie asked, her arms crossed over her chest.

Sam stood beside her, chuckling, with his hands buried in his front pockets. Sunny smiled at Dean then shoved him backward as she maneuvered around him. He sighed and picked up the cooler, making sure to keep it at crotch length as he walked.

"What do ya know, Sam...your girlfriend is also a C-Block." he muttered as he walked by them.

Roxie and Sam laughed at Dean's expense and proceeded to follow them to the picnic area. Roxie had stuck around after the situation with Damian was taken care of. Not only because Sunny was her best friend, and begged her to stay, but because of Sam. Since the moment she saw him she felt a connection to him and after he saved her from bleeding to death, they began dating. Unfortunately, they hadn't gotten as far as she would've liked. He seemed to become distant whenever they'd get in that heated moment, where they'd be inches from getting laid. He'd make some excuse as to why he didn't want to move too fast and they'd end up going to sleep instead. She didn't understand it but she gave him that space, in hopes he would get over that stage and make a damn move.

They set up their spot on the grass and were preparing the food when, from behind them, came a voice.

"Sunshine Thornhart." a female voice greeted.

She turned around and saw a woman standing there, smiling at her. Her hair was golden blonde and fell over her shoulders in big curls. Her big blue eyes popped against her soft, cream colored skin. She looked very young, no older than Sunny herself. She wore a cute, light pink, summer dress that fell just above her knees.

"Uh, yeah. Who's askin'?" Sunny demanded, suspiciously.

The woman's smile brightened as she cleared her throat and spoke her name.

"My name is Adrianna and I am your personal Cupid." she replied.

The gang stared at her blankly for a moment before bursting into laughter. Sunny squinted at her as she chuckled and crossed her arms.

"I'm're my what?"

The woman, claiming to be Cupid, threw her arms behind her back and folded her hands, her smile never faded.

"Your Cupid. I'm here to match you with your soul-mate!" she squealed, excitedly.

"Okay, wait...Let's pretend for a moment that I actually believe you...I'm already with someone so..." Sunny motioned to Dean by hovering her hands over his chest and torso.

"Oh- but that's Dean Winchester." Adrianna frowned.

Sunny raised an eyebrow at her and nodded slowly.

"Yeeeah, I know." she said.

Adrianna huffed, softly, and quickly placed her hands on her hips. She seemed to be thinking to herself. She looked up at Sunny again and what she said had everyone dropping their jaws.

"But, you're supposed to be matched with Sam Winchester."

"Wait, what? No, no, no- I'm not in love with Sam, no offense, Sammy." Sunny protested.

"None taken." Sam replied, shrugging.

He knew what she meant. He and Sunny had more of a sibling relationship, they loved each other as family, not as soul-mates.

"Yeah, she's in love with me." Dean added, smirking at her.

"Sorry, but I was given a list of matches and you two were on it...together." Adrianna sighed, shaking her head.

"There's no way that's correct." Roxie spoke up. "It must be a typo or something. Whoever made the list must've gotten them confused."

Adrianna chuckled, amusingly, at her.

"My dear, the creators of the list never makes mistakes." she said. "Now, come! I haven't got all day, you two aren't the only ones meant to be today!"

She grabbed Sunny by the hand and dragged her over to Sam, where she took his hand and the moment the two hunters looked at each other, the damage was done. Suddenly, any feelings they had for anyone but each other, simply melted away and instantly, they fell in love.

The two stared at each other for a moment, their breathing patterns shifted and they felt their knees shake and their stomaches do flip-flops. Sam blushed and smiled, shyly, at her. She smiled back and exhaled shakily.

"Holy..." she breathed.

"" he whispered.

"Well, there you have it." Adrianna chirped, after observing her work.

Sam leaned closer to kiss her but was interrupted when she was yanked away from him.

"What the hell, dude?" Dean cried.

Sam blinked, repeatedly and shook his head.

"Oh, God, Dean...I'm so sorry! I didn't...I mean, I couldn't-" he stammered, blushing some more.

"Me neither." Sunny said, with lust.

Dean shot her a look but she couldn't take her eyes off Sam.

"Hey!" he called to Adrianna, who turned to leave.

She spun around and faced him.

"You can't just pop up out of nowhere and mess with people's relationships and lives like this! She's meant to be with me!" he insisted.

He released Sunny and walked over to Adrianna, his anger was evident.

"You have to reverse it...NOW!" he demanded.

"I'm sorry, Dean, I can't!" she said, becoming serious. "I don't make the rules and I don't make the lists. Every Cupid is given a 'Love' list and it's our job to match the couple on them." she added.

"Oh, C'mon! Isn't there, like, a Cupid Divorce Court or somethin'?" Dean asked, almost whining.

He looked back at Sunny to find her and Sam making out, passionately. Their tongues swirled in each others mouths, sliding up and around. They moaned softly against each others lips, burying their hands in each others hair and pulling at each others clothes. Sunny pulled away, slightly, to nibble on Sam's bottom lip, smiling deviously.

"That's our kiss." Dean mumbled, sadly.

He couldn't be mad at them for doing something the spell was forcing them to do but GOD how he wanted to beat the crap out of Sam for kissing his woman like that. His woman, dammit!

Roxie became upset, after watching the two go at it with such passion. She questioned why he'd want to take it slow with her while two seconds of being in love with Sunny and he had his tongue shoved down her throat. A part of her realized it was only because of Cupid's spell but a bigger part was jealous and believed he had wanted Sunny from the very beginning.

"Alright, that's enough! Do I have to find a hose?" Dean exclaimed, yanking the two hormonal hunters apart again, this time not letting go.

"So? Is there a way we can talk to the creator of the list or what?" Dean demanded, glaring at Adrianna.

She bit her lip, thoughtfully. It was clear she knew a way to help them but was debating whether or not she wanted to. It was rare that people protested against the creator's decisions and demanded the spell be lifted.

"Okay...if you really think they made a mistake and want to appeal, you have speak to the ones who created the list; The Fates." she informed.

"The Fates...? As in, like, Hercules?" he asked, slanting an eyebrow.

"Not so much." she answered.

"Okay, so how do I do that?" Dean asked.

Adrianna giggled, softly and shook her head.

"It's not easy...but, it is possible if you do everything right and use the correct ingredients during the summoning." she explained.

"Fine, tell me what we need." he demanded, then looked at Sunny, who was giving goo-goo eyes to his brother. It made him sick to his stomache and he rolled his eyes.

A/N: Yes, it's short but remember, it IS a short story. I'm not entirely sure just how many chapters it's going to be, but I promise it'll be hot, sweaty and awkward. Haha.

Please review. Let me know what you think of the idea so far.