"RIGHT. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?" Germany yelled at no one in particular.
Only one idiot dared to put their hand up.
"Ve ve~ Doitsu Doitsu~"
"Doitsu~ What's sex?"
The other nations collectively gasped, and Germany face palmed.
"ITALY, WHEN A MAN AND A DOG LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH… OH WHY DO I BOTHER? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO FORGET AND ASK AGAIN. I ONLY TOLD YOU ABOUT SEX HALF AN HOUR AGO AND YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ALREADY? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE AND VERY INEFFICIENT. DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANY SENSIBLE QUESTIONS?"
Again, just one hand rose.
"Ve~ But Doitsu, why do you have your dick in a dog?"
Everyone in the room turned to look at Germany, in sheer horror.
"BECAUSE I AM GERMANY OF COURSE. THERE'S A FUNNY STORY HERE THOUGH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT IT?"
"WELL, BEING THAT MY COCK IS ACTUALLY FIVE BILLION MILES LONG (SUCK ON THAT PRUSSIA, WITH YOUR MEASLY FIVE METRES) IT GETS FROZEN UP SOMETIMES. SO WHEN I'M NOT VIOLATING PLUTO, I LIKE TO KEEP IT WARM IN A NICE DOG. YOU KNOW, TO DEFROST IT A BIT. BECAUSE I'M GERMANY! ANY MORE QUESTIONS?"
This time, two hands rose.
"WHAT IS IT SPAIN?"
"DIOS MIO. I'm late for my date with Dora the Explorer! Can I leave now, por favor?"
"YES SPAIN, YOU CAN LEAVE. IF DORA THE EXPLORER HAS ANY DOGS, PLEASE SEND THEM MY WAY. BECAUSE I'M GERMANY!"
Spain cheered and ran away, and Romano went to cry in the corner. But no one cared.
"NOW ITALY, WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION?"
"Veee~ Doitsu~ How do dogs have sex?"
"LIKE I DO, WITH OTHER DOGS. BECAUSE I'M GERMANY! NOW, THIS MEETING IS OVER BEFORE USELESS ITALY OVER THERE ASKS ANOTHER STUPID QUESTION. I'M OFF TO BUY SOME RUSSIAN HOOKER DOGS. CIAO, BITCHES. BECAUSE I'M GERMANY!"
However before Germany could leave, the building was annihilated by a bajillion nuclear Shinatty missiles, leaving Spain the only nation left in the whole world. So with Dora the Explorer as his child-Queen, he reigned for another 47 years before succumbing to zombie dinosaurs that were created as a result of the Shinatty missiles.