Hi. Here's the first chapter for Warrior Cats Talk Show! …yay… Here's the deal. If you want me to continue, review. Hope you like it. I dunno if it's funny. I'm not really making it to be funny. But if it's funny, good for you! OK! To the first chapter!
Blaze: Hello! And welcome to Warrior Cats Talk show! The names Blaze Ash Falling Railroad Cake Your Father Is A Monster Rebellious Mother Dog! Blaze to my friends.
I am one of the hosts, followed by…. Firestar! And… Tigerstar! Yes these two are enemies! But they have agreed not to fight once they saw their salaries! OK! Lets start, ready guys?
Blaze: Our first guest is… Bluestar!
Tigerstar: [Eye twitches]
Bluestar: Help me! I was kidnapped! And I-
Blaze: OK! [clears throat] Bluestar please stop talking. [glares at threateningly]
Tigerstar: So. Um. Hi…?
Bluestar: [glares] -YOU-
Blaze: Can we get a collar and a chain here please? Thank you!
[Bluestar lunges at Tigerstar]
Bluestar: You tried to kill me!
Tigerstar: Under perfectly good reasons!
Bluestar: And what are those reasons?
Tigerstar: [coughs] depressed.. [coughs] crazy… BEEEP.
Blaze: WATCH YOUR MOUTH TIGERSTAR!
Tigerstar: Yes ma'am.
Firestar: [clears throat] Can we stop the fighting? All I ever wanted was world peace, and sanitized prey, not to mention a better selection of she-cats…
Blaze: OK THEN!
Bluestar: [crys] OH WISE SQUIRREL, PLEASE HELP MY CLAN MATES!
Tigerstar, Firestar, Blaze: [stares at Bluestar as if she was crazy]
Blaze: Ahem. Yes, thank you for coming Bluestar. Can we get security out here. She has to go back to the Insane Asylum.
Firestar: Whew! Glad that's over!
Tigerstar: You barely even talked the whole show!
Firestar: Cuz I was getting coffee!
Tigerstar: Cats don't drink coffee. What is that sludge?
Firestar: [moves away awkwardly] NOTHING…
Blaze: Ewww. Firestar, is that liquefied poo?
Firestar: NO…. OK MAYBE.
Tigerstar: You're even stranger than the last time I saw you.
Firestar: And when was that?
Blaze: OK! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WARRIORS TALK SHOW! DRIVE SAFELY! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT SHOW! BYE!
Firestar: Yeah. Leave. Bye.
The whole Firestar/ Tigerstar host thing I give all credit to Kittyasha and her talk show on youtube. Thank you for reading. Review for more! (I won't continue unless you review!) Yes I know, very short, sorry!