Hey!Okay so this is kind of a cross-over of FRIENDS and Harry Potter, but not really…

Disclaimer- hmm nope, I own nothing.

"I hate my life!" shouted Hugo Weasley as he stormed into the Gryffindor common room.

"And why is that cuz?" asked his younger cousin, Albus as he looked up from his potion's essay that was due yesterday.

"My name! I hate it! What kind of a name is Hugo B. Weasley?" asked the infuriated fifteen year old.

Albus did not look very sympathetic. "Nothing is worse than 'Albus Severus Potter.'

"So?" said Hugo. "You're the son of THE Harry Potter, the boy who lived, the chosen one, or, as my dad sometimes says, 'that git who goes around snogging my sister.'

"So what is your middle name anyway?" asked the carbon copy of the boy who lived.

"Um, um, hey look at that I have charms homework, bye!" said Hugo nervously as he started toward the boy's dormitory.

"Wait just a second!" yelled Albus." Hugo B. Weasley, you have the same middle name as your dad. You're named after our great-uncle Billius, that we've heard so much about!"

Hugo turned around with a pained expression on his face.

Then Albus said, "Wow, Hugo Billius Weasley…your parents never gave you chance did they?"

Yup, so I used that last line from Friends. I forgot what the episode was but the line goes like this: "Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy your parents never gave you a chance did they?"

Anyway Review please!

By the way, i do not know if that's actually hugo's middle name, but me and my friend's were joking around once about his name and then I saw that episdoe of Friends and so ya...