Author's Notes: Lina Greywars and I wrote this silly little thing for RSBI back in 2005. It doesn't feel like Christmas if someone doesn't do a 12 days of Christmas parody right? ^_~

Twelve Days of Christmas [Slayers Style]

By Lina G and Relm

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a Rezo in a Flagoon tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two swords of light and a Rezo in a Flagoon tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three ancient dragons, two swords of light and a Rezo in a Flagoon tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four monster lords, three ancient dragons, two swords of light and a Rezo in a Flagoon tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five gold dragons! Four monster lords, three ancient dragons, two swords of light and a Rezo in a Flagoon tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six Noonsas frying, five gold dragons! Four monster lords, three ancient dragons, two swords of light and a Rezo in a Flagoon tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven trolls a trampling, six Noonsas frying, five gold dragons! Four monster lords, three ancient dragons, two swords of light and a Rezo in a Flagoon tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight thieves a thievin', seven trolls a trampling, six Noonsas frying, five gold dragons! Four monster lords, three ancient dragons, two swords of light and a Rezo in a Flagoon tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine Linas eating, eight thieves a thievin', seven trolls a trampling, six Noonsas frying, five gold dragons! Four monster lords, three ancient dragons, two swords of light and a Rezo in a Flagoon tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten Vrumuguns vrooming, nine Linas eating, eight thieves a thievin', seven trolls a trampling, six Noonsas frying, five gold dragons! Four monster lords, three ancient dragons, two swords of light and a Rezo in a Flagoon tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven princes prancing, ten Vrumuguns vrooming, nine Linas eating, eight thieves a thievin', seven trolls a trampling, six Noonsas frying, five gold dragons! Four monster lords, three ancient dragons, two swords of light and a Rezo in a Flagoon tree.

On the last day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Nagas laughing, eleven princes prancing, ten Vrumuguns vrooming, nine Linas eating, eight thieves a thievin', seven trolls a trampling, six Noonsas frying, five gold dragons! Four monster lords, three ancient dragons, two swords of light and a Rezo in a Flagoon tree!