AN: Written as part of the Secret Swooper exchange on LJ for scary_lady. She wanted happy stuff and well, I went in the direction of the crack.

Alistair the Warden (to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Oooooh Alistair the Warden was jolly happy soul
With his corncob 'pipe' and his button nose
And two eyes that peered into your soul

Alistair the Warden is not a fairy tale, I say
He was made to blow as the templars
Know an antivan crow someday

There must have been some magic in that
old silk sock they found...
For when they place it on his 'head'
He began to hump around.

Oooh Alistair the Warden
Was as hard as he could be
And the templars say, he could laugh
And play all day with you and me.

Humpity hump hump
Humpity hump hump
Look at Alistair go.
Humpity hump hump
Humpity hump hump
Against lampposts covered in snow.