Little Hummer Boy (sung to the tune of Little Drummer Boy)

Come he told Zev, pa rum pum pum pum
A newly crowned King to please, pa rum pum pum pum
My finest of pleas he brings, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay beneath the King, pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum,

So he gives into him, pa rum pum pum pum
And Zevran comes.

Alistair, pa rum pum pum pum
He said, pa rum pum pum pum
I have but one gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That is fitting such a King, pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Shall I play with you, pa rum pum pum pum,
With my tongue?

Alistair nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
And the pants were down in no time, pa rum pum pum pum
Zev used his tongue on him, pa rum pum pum pum
He did his best on him, pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Then Alistair smiled at Zev, pa rum pum pum pum
Zev and his tongue